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Of Bionicle, Comedy, and Assorted Other Things


UPDATE! Updates are updating whilst I update updated updates. Update.

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Sep 29 2016 · 59 views
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First things first: TNI has a new chapter, so go check that out. Ask Matau! to follow soon (assuming enough questions roll in), and come Halloween, the Holiday Series will be starting back up! Already got a few nice ideas in mind.

As for my personal life and busy-ness, I'm still quite busy with graduate school but try to find time to write here and there. Hopefully things stabilize soon, but you never know. Adulting is hard!

On my other BIONICLE projects, Sad Sad Lewa is still waiting for more players but I haven't forgotten it completely. Only two people have responded to my big comedy project announcement, but if I get more (especially animators/artists, we're really short on those) we'll be able to decide on a theme and get moving. I personally like the idea of an animated/voice-acted version of Ask Matau! right now (as it would be much easier to translate into video than TNI) but we'll see. Might also make it completely brand-new. Who knows?

Still trying to re-format the QFTCJP cache I found online, but it's slow going. Looks like it includes most of the 2001 saga (about 15 chapters) but nothing past that. I'll definitely be posting something when that gets finished! I may be on less frequently than before, but I'm not gone completely. BZP will always be important!

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


Matau Needs Questions! (And other stuff)

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jun 02 2016 · 118 views
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*Charity Commercial Announcer voice* 75% of Mataus don't have enough questions to keep their comedy chapters coming regularly. If you or someone you know is one of the 25% of Mataus with questions to spare, do your part and donate your questions to the Lewa0111 Matau Question Charity. Or "LMQC" for short. Don't ask how to pronounce that. Call right now at 1-800-55-MATAU today.*end voice*

...Okay with that weirdness over with, Matau is in fact in dire need of questions. I wrote a filler chapter today, but he's only got 2 in the wings, and without the old comedy's questions to use anymore, that's not enough to tide over a full-length chapter, so send 'em in! Or, hey, ask Nokama/Whenua/Visorak/whoever some questions, too!

On a semi-related note, I'm back for at least the summer. Graduate school is tough, which is why I've been so sporadically active on here this past school year. But I'll keep writing comedy chapters whenever I can, and I'm still dredging the Internet for traces of my old stuff. I may have a lead on a decent chunk of QFTCJP to revive. We'll see! :D

And finally, some of you may have spotted the announcement in my sig. I'm trying to put together a team called The Avengers ...I mean, a team to work on a voice-acted BIONICLE comedy video series. Not sure if it'll be based on existing stuff (voice-acted TNI, anyone?) or something brand-new, maybe using reboot characters, but either way I need talent! I'm a great writer and decent voice actor, but am terrible at art/animation/whatever. So pass the message along to anyone you know who might be interested!

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:

P.S. If you haven't already, head over to G&T where I'm hosting a game! It's called Sad, Sad [character] in which players try to cheer up a sad Gen 1 character. This time around it's Lewa.[/shamelessadvertising]


With any luck, some good news!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Dec 29 2015 · 176 views
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Guess what?

Crossing my fingers to the extreme here, because I think I've managed at long last to fix the issue I was having with the BBcode chopping my script-format chapters in half. In the past it looked normal for a day or so before cutting off, but so far my latest edit to TNI's chapters has stuck around for three days now. I'm going to give it two more days, and if it doesn't cut-off by day 5 I'll go ahead and start posting new stuff again! If I'm right, the problem was the italics I was using for the songs overloading the system, but we'll see.

On somewhat-related news, the Christmas special is now up, with a New Year's one on the way. Enjoy, and happy holidays!

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:

(P.S. The song contest in TNI is still ongoing, now that Pohatu's song is available to see in the cutoff chapters. Get your votes in!)


This Kinda-Hiatusy-Thing

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jul 03 2015 · 219 views
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Hi everyone, quick update on where I've been for the past few months.

Still trying to work out a solution to the comedy-posting problem, with...no results, unfortunately. If there are any of you who know anything about BBcode who might want to help me, I'd really appreciate it! With that said, though, I haven't stopped writing and indeed have been working on new chapters of TNI and Hack Wars from time-to-time during this hiatus. Whenever this gets fixed, I'll be able to post a bunch one after another. Still wish I could share it all with you now, though!

The Holiday Series stuff I've written for St. Patrick's Day, April Fools, Easter, and the Fourth of July will probably end up just being used for next year's entries, though. Don't want to release things too far out-of-season, and at this point, who knows when I'll fix this issue!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

:glare: Don't use that joke! Anyway, so sorry for being gone forever and I hope I can get back to making you all laugh again soon.

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


*Bashes head against keyboard repeatedly*

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Feb 18 2015 · 238 views
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Hi everyone,

You're probably wondering where I've been. I had a big resurgence a few weeks back, and then...Nothing. Not a peep. Not even a Valentine's Day entry in the Holiday Series. What happened?

Well, for those of you who read The Nuva Inn, you probably noticed the most recent two chapters of that comedy randomly got cut off when I tried to post them. After re-editing the posts several times, they continued to get cut off and neither I nor anyone helping me out in the tracker has been able to figure out what's wrong.

I've spent the last week or so trying desperately to work out a solution, with no results yet...which is really too bad because I'd love to be able to keep writing. But I'm not going to do that until I know my chapters will be able to post in their entirety. If anyone knows anything that might help, by all means let me know! In the meantime, though, I'll keep trying whatever I can. Once I get the issue fixed, I'll be sure to let everyone know.

Thanks for understanding, and don't forget to vote!

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


We Need Your Votes!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jan 14 2015 · 259 views
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Hello everyone, hope you're enjoying the new year! I know I am... *glances over at Lewa 2015* :D

Anyway, for those of you who may not have noticed, the Nuva Inn Christmas Contest has officially begun, with Onua, Pohatu, and Kopaka having already sung their songs. I'm going to be taking votes both here as well as via PM for those who'd rather stay anonymous, and the results will be declared once all the votes are in. Here are the rules:

1) The points from the three in-story judges will be added to the points from votes.

2) Each member may vote once per round. One round = one chapter of the comedy.

3) Disqualified singers CAN be voted for but they will not be eligible to win anyway.

4) You can't vote for the judges, no matter how much you may have enjoyed Lewa's money song. The Narrator is also not in the contest.

5) Nothing, I just like the number 5. :P

I'll keep updating this post with the totals for each round. Current point totals are:

Round 1
Onua: 0 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Kopaka: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Pohatu: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)

Round 2

Tava: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Fred: 8 points (judges)
1 point (voters)
Gali: 0 points (judges)
0 points (voters)

Round 3



:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


On the First Day of Christmas, Lewa0111 Gave to You...

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jan 02 2015 · 224 views
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Happy New Year, everyone! Kind of a strange way to start off a Christmas-titled post, but hey. As the holidays themselves were extremely busy for me (and I spent several days in there trying to post the latest update to Ask Matau! amid technical difficulties), I have fallen a bit behind schedule. Gee, what a shock.

Still, not EVERYTHING is behind schedule. Both the Christmas and New Year's entries in the Holiday Series were posted more or less on time, and Ask Matau! and TNI both finished up their respective parts of the crossover saga. Not to mention Christmas still isn't over for you Lewa0111 fans; everyone's favorite dysfunctional hotel staff are still forging ahead with a (rather late) Christmas song contest! Those of you long-time fans may remember this from the old TNI. It returns beginning tomorrow!

After the Christmas special is over, TNI and Ask Matau! will resume more-or-less normally from there on out. Since the archives are gone for good, I won't be remaking any old chapters other than vague plotlines that I remembered myself. You are more than welcome to send me hints that you might remember from the old comedies to help jog my memory as well, including Guest Star roles or other things. Hack Wars seems to have dwindled in popularity, so I'm leaving that one alone for the time being but will come back to it at some point.

I'm also working on tracking down the rest of GMSM and Comedicle/QFTCJP. If I succeed, I'll re-post whatever else I can find from those, though what's been posted for GMSM is all I have at the moment. And the Holiday Series will continue in February, naturally.

Bye for now! Must...buy...Lewa...2015... :drooling:

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


Everyone's favorite hotel returns!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Dec 15 2014 · 248 views
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Hello everyone! Just thought I'd post a quick update to let everyone know that The Nuva Inn has returned! After over a year of hiatus, the pie saga has been concluded with an extra-long chapter. Matau will also be getting his own finale chapter sometime soon, and of course the Christmas Song Contest will begin as well! Stay tuned for a holiday season filled with Lewa0111ishness!

Nuju: According to the 12th Edition of the New Enhanced Scholastic Collegiate Merriam-Webster Dictionary, the word "Lewa0111ishness"--

Everyone: NERD!

Nuju: :(

:xmas: Lewa0111 Nuva :xmas:


Another holiday come and gone!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Dec 05 2014 · 223 views
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Hello everyone! At long last, I finally finished a (belated) Thanksgiving special! Would have gotten it up earlier but I was stuck with writer's block about halfway through it. Ah well, it's there anyway. Check it out!

On a somewhat related note, the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Naming Day/whatever season is upon us, and I've decided to do something a little different this time around. On the way home from work the other day, I had some Christmas songs playing and I found myself absent-mindedly singing the lyrics to "Billy the Off-Color Pie," "The 12 Days of TNI," "The First No 'L'," and "Jingle Judge," among others. You know what that means...

The TNI Christmas Story Arc is returning! Yeah, I decided it was high time I got off my butt and went back to Lewa and the gang, just in time for the holidays. I'll be finishing up the last chapter of the pie saga and then getting right into the holiday spirit! I'm sure that wasn't the actual order of things in the original, but it's lost anyway so who cares? Time for some TNI this holiday season!

Of course, I still plan to write a regular holiday one-post on the day itself (or as close as I can), but this will give me more motivation to keep going with TNI. Check back for updates and have a great holiday season, everyone!

:xmas: Lewa0111 Nuva :xmas:


Happy Halloween!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Nov 05 2014 · 229 views
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Happy (belated) Halloween, everyone!

Thought I'd provide a few updates for everyone about my comedies and such given that I've been away for a little while. First of all, the Lewa# Studios Holiday Series has returned! "Why Toa Shouldn't Trick-Or-Treat" has just been posted (a few days late, yes; Halloween itself kept me quite busy this year!) Featuring costumed Toa, Tava shenanigans, and some interesting trick-or-treating. Check it out! :)

Also, BZ-Nui Hack Wars is not dead. Due to an apparent lack of interest in the comedy, I haven't felt too motivated to update lately but I will try to get more chapters up when I can. I've also been taking a glance at Ask Matau! and TNI, but I can't make any promises on those two. If nothing else, once Hack Wars has finished I will repost Comedicle and start continuing that. But we'll see.

Finally, I hope you all had a great Halloween and I will be seeing you all again this Thanksgiving for another installment of the Holiday Series! (And will be busy keeping Tava away from all the pies, of course...)

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:

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