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Of Bionicle, Comedy, and Assorted Other Things


*Bashes head against keyboard repeatedly*

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Feb 18 2015 · 77 views
error, comedies, lewa0111, hiatus
Hi everyone,

You're probably wondering where I've been. I had a big resurgence a few weeks back, and then...Nothing. Not a peep. Not even a Valentine's Day entry in the Holiday Series. What happened?

Well, for those of you who read The Nuva Inn, you probably noticed the most recent two chapters of that comedy randomly got cut off when I tried to post them. After re-editing the posts several times, they continued to get cut off and neither I nor anyone helping me out in the tracker has been able to figure out what's wrong.

I've spent the last week or so trying desperately to work out a solution, with no results yet...which is really too bad because I'd love to be able to keep writing. But I'm not going to do that until I know my chapters will be able to post in their entirety. If anyone knows anything that might help, by all means let me know! In the meantime, though, I'll keep trying whatever I can. Once I get the issue fixed, I'll be sure to let everyone know.

Thanks for understanding, and don't forget to vote!

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


We Need Your Votes!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jan 14 2015 · 95 views
voting, nuva inn, contest and 2 more...
Hello everyone, hope you're enjoying the new year! I know I am... *glances over at Lewa 2015* :D

Anyway, for those of you who may not have noticed, the Nuva Inn Christmas Contest has officially begun, with Onua, Pohatu, and Kopaka having already sung their songs. I'm going to be taking votes both here as well as via PM for those who'd rather stay anonymous, and the results will be declared once all the votes are in. Here are the rules:

1) The points from the three in-story judges will be added to the points from votes.

2) Each member may vote once per round. One round = one chapter of the comedy.

3) Disqualified singers CAN be voted for but they will not be eligible to win anyway.

4) You can't vote for the judges, no matter how much you may have enjoyed Lewa's money song. The Narrator is also not in the contest.

5) Nothing, I just like the number 5. :P

I'll keep updating this post with the totals for each round. Current point totals are:

Round 1
Onua: 0 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Kopaka: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Pohatu: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)

Round 2

Tava: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Fred: 8 points (judges)
0 points (voters)
Gali: 0 points (judges)
0 points (voters)

Round 3



:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


On the First Day of Christmas, Lewa0111 Gave to You...

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jan 02 2015 · 93 views
holidays, lewa0111, comedies and 2 more...
Happy New Year, everyone! Kind of a strange way to start off a Christmas-titled post, but hey. As the holidays themselves were extremely busy for me (and I spent several days in there trying to post the latest update to Ask Matau! amid technical difficulties), I have fallen a bit behind schedule. Gee, what a shock.

Still, not EVERYTHING is behind schedule. Both the Christmas and New Year's entries in the Holiday Series were posted more or less on time, and Ask Matau! and TNI both finished up their respective parts of the crossover saga. Not to mention Christmas still isn't over for you Lewa0111 fans; everyone's favorite dysfunctional hotel staff are still forging ahead with a (rather late) Christmas song contest! Those of you long-time fans may remember this from the old TNI. It returns beginning tomorrow!

After the Christmas special is over, TNI and Ask Matau! will resume more-or-less normally from there on out. Since the archives are gone for good, I won't be remaking any old chapters other than vague plotlines that I remembered myself. You are more than welcome to send me hints that you might remember from the old comedies to help jog my memory as well, including Guest Star roles or other things. Hack Wars seems to have dwindled in popularity, so I'm leaving that one alone for the time being but will come back to it at some point.

I'm also working on tracking down the rest of GMSM and Comedicle/QFTCJP. If I succeed, I'll re-post whatever else I can find from those, though what's been posted for GMSM is all I have at the moment. And the Holiday Series will continue in February, naturally.

Bye for now! Must...buy...Lewa...2015... :drooling:

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


Everyone's favorite hotel returns!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Dec 15 2014 · 107 views
nuva inn, tni, comedies, lewa0111 and 1 more...
Hello everyone! Just thought I'd post a quick update to let everyone know that The Nuva Inn has returned! After over a year of hiatus, the pie saga has been concluded with an extra-long chapter. Matau will also be getting his own finale chapter sometime soon, and of course the Christmas Song Contest will begin as well! Stay tuned for a holiday season filled with Lewa0111ishness!

Nuju: According to the 12th Edition of the New Enhanced Scholastic Collegiate Merriam-Webster Dictionary, the word "Lewa0111ishness"--

Everyone: NERD!

Nuju: :(

:xmas: Lewa0111 Nuva :xmas:


Another holiday come and gone!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Dec 05 2014 · 98 views
thanksgiving, christmas, lewa0111 and 1 more...
Hello everyone! At long last, I finally finished a (belated) Thanksgiving special! Would have gotten it up earlier but I was stuck with writer's block about halfway through it. Ah well, it's there anyway. Check it out!

On a somewhat related note, the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Naming Day/whatever season is upon us, and I've decided to do something a little different this time around. On the way home from work the other day, I had some Christmas songs playing and I found myself absent-mindedly singing the lyrics to "Billy the Off-Color Pie," "The 12 Days of TNI," "The First No 'L'," and "Jingle Judge," among others. You know what that means...

The TNI Christmas Story Arc is returning! Yeah, I decided it was high time I got off my butt and went back to Lewa and the gang, just in time for the holidays. I'll be finishing up the last chapter of the pie saga and then getting right into the holiday spirit! I'm sure that wasn't the actual order of things in the original, but it's lost anyway so who cares? Time for some TNI this holiday season!

Of course, I still plan to write a regular holiday one-post on the day itself (or as close as I can), but this will give me more motivation to keep going with TNI. Check back for updates and have a great holiday season, everyone!

:xmas: Lewa0111 Nuva :xmas:


Happy Halloween!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Nov 05 2014 · 84 views
halloween, comedies, lewa0111 and 1 more...
Happy (belated) Halloween, everyone!

Thought I'd provide a few updates for everyone about my comedies and such given that I've been away for a little while. First of all, the Lewa# Studios Holiday Series has returned! "Why Toa Shouldn't Trick-Or-Treat" has just been posted (a few days late, yes; Halloween itself kept me quite busy this year!) Featuring costumed Toa, Tava shenanigans, and some interesting trick-or-treating. Check it out! :)

Also, BZ-Nui Hack Wars is not dead. Due to an apparent lack of interest in the comedy, I haven't felt too motivated to update lately but I will try to get more chapters up when I can. I've also been taking a glance at Ask Matau! and TNI, but I can't make any promises on those two. If nothing else, once Hack Wars has finished I will repost Comedicle and start continuing that. But we'll see.

Finally, I hope you all had a great Halloween and I will be seeing you all again this Thanksgiving for another installment of the Holiday Series! (And will be busy keeping Tava away from all the pies, of course...)

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:


Halleluia! Done!

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Sep 21 2014 · 115 views
comedies, lewa0111, hack wars and 2 more...
Praise Mata Nui, I finally finished that slog of a repair job. All four of my main comedies as well as my one-posts have been completely repaired and are back to normal (save Gabriella's Hack Wars chapters but she's told me she will be returning to BZP sometime, so there's that). You all know what that means...I'm out of excuses. :P

I just updated Hack Wars with a new chapter, and plan to primarily focus on that comedy until it's finished. The occasional chapter of Mata Nova might also get written, and I'll also finish posting what I have saved from my old stuff. Once Hack Wars is done I'll revive Ask Matau! and TNI. It's a difficult thing to think about but I figure I might as well charge ahead and give everyone a few laughs. Besides, Matau will probably be pretty annoyed with me for how long his show hasn't been airing!

So check out Hack Wars, everyone!

:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:

P.S. Come Halloween, also be on the lookout for the return of the Lewa# Studios Holiday Series...


Your update needs to update the updated updater.

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Jun 22 2014 · 181 views
Lewa0111, update, comedies and 2 more...
Guess who still exists? That's right, this guy. XD
I suppose you've all assumed I left for good, and/or died. I assure you that neither is true, though I feel I probably owe you an explanation as to where I have been all this time. The thing is...I really don't have an explanation other than the difficulty of trying to re-write old material that you know you got right the first time. It's a really difficult feeling (as I'm sure those of you who lost writing of your own from the dataclysm are aware) and I can't tell you how many times I've gone back to a new topic or TNI/Ask Matau!, opened the "reply" page, and just stared at it. I haven't been able to bring myself to try to recount any of the old stuff since.
But with that said, I've made a decision. Most of my currently available comedies have suffered some weird formatting glitch, so I've been at least correcting that little by little. In addition, I plan to commence updating BZ-Nui Hack Wars once again, along with maybe Mata Nova as those are the only two that are all new content and don't need to be "re-written." I will update my profile status thingy (yes, that's the official name of that because I SAID SO, HA :P ) when that happens.
Thanks for putting up with me through all of this craziness, by the way. I'll get back to re-doing my old ones eventually, I promise! I'll probably even start posting them on a separate blog as well too as backup in case another Dataclysm happens again. Seriously, you guys rock and with any luck I'll be able to start making you laugh once again.
:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:
P.S. Along with everything else, I now have a grand total of ZERO questions for Matau's next chapter when I get around to it. Send in those questions if you'd like!


...And ANOTHER one...

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Oct 31 2013 · 203 views
seriously, this, is, getting and 1 more...
For the love of Karzahni on a pogo-unicycle eating a pizza, why is BZP seemingly such a huge target for hackers!?!?!?!?
Pohatu: By the way, I love--
Every Other TNI Character: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!!
Pohatu :(
So, yeah. For all 0 of you who didn't notice, BZP got hacked AGAIN. Seriously. For a somewhat-obscure fansite for the discussion of a toy franchise that ended three years ago, we sure seem to be a giant hacker magnet...Anyway, time for the good and bad news regarding my stuff.
Good news: I saved the one new bit of content (i.e. the previous blog post) via Google Caches this time around. I also double-checked Hack Wars, Mata Nova, TNI, and Ask Matau! and nothing has been lost in any of those. So we're all good there!
Bad news: I am gonna have to re-repost my old comedies again from the first chapters. Meaning you'll have to wait even longer for new content.
I'll start reposting tomorrow (Friday,) due to having a double shift at work tonight. Same stuff as last time, so stay tuned!
:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:
P.S. If anybody has anything at all saved/remembered from Comedicle/QFTCJP, Pokerahi, Pohatu Puppet Pals, or especially the GMSM series, please PM me with whatever you may have! Those are the comedies I'm missing the most content from at the moment. Thanks!


ANOTHER Dataclysm? This is getting ridiculous...

Posted by Lewa0111 Nuva , Oct 31 2013 · 146 views
dataclysm, archives, comedies
So...yeah. For those of you who haven't heard, the archives are now officially lost forever from the forums. Now, this would be a mild annoyance were it not for the fact that many, MANY archive topics, including all of my comedies, had lost the majority of their posts several months prior to this, giving me no warning whatsoever. For those of you who are not writers, you have no idea how devastating this is, and is enough to make me nearly want to give up on comedies forever. (Not that I haven't already more or less...but that's another story :P )
Luckily, I managed to save a very small amount of archive content, both via Google Archives (which saved me during the last Dataclysm as well), and what little I'd saved as Word documents on my computer and hadn't deleted. However, Pokerahi, Pohatu Puppet Pals, and Ga-Metru School Musical 2 have nothing, or almost nothing, saved whatsoever. The rest of the stuff has varying levels of content available that I will begin reposting chapter by chapter starting today. I also have plans to backup all of my comedy writings, both old and new, to the Lewa0111 wiki and/or a blog to avoid something like this happening again.
(Also, I'm not dead. In case you were wondering.)
:mirunu: Lewa0111 Nuva :mirunu:

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