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# A Really Important Question

Posted by Hahli Husky , Apr 02 2011 · 1,507 views

Stupidity
This is just something that's really been bothering me for a while.

On a microwave, if you press 6-0, it will cook for 60 seconds or one minute. And if you also press 1:00 it will cook for one minute, or 60 seconds, right?

Okay! So my question is, if you add 1:00 + 1:00 it is 2:00, right? So your food will cook for a total of two minutes. BUT if you add 60 seconds + 60 seconds it will only cook for one minute and twenty seconds. Even though 60 seconds is one minute?

I know, it's a very confusing question.

-HH

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HAZMAT
microwave makers can't do math!!
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Noxryn
Microwaves take input options in the form of mathematical questions? oO
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Brappy Hour
If you put it on 2 min wouldn't it cook for 120 secs?
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Jonestown Bartender
QUOTE(Bionicle Raptor @ Apr 2 2011, 09:09 PM)
If you put it on 2 min wouldn't it cook for 120 secs?

that's the joke.jpg
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Legolover-361
QUOTE(The Honourable Judge Barbie @ Apr 2 2011, 10:00 PM)
Microwaves take input options in the form of mathematical questions? oO

That's exactly what I was thinking...
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Sumiki
I'm not sure if HH had a brain wussy moment, or we've been collectively had ...
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HAZMAT
QUOTE(Sumiki @ Apr 2 2011, 11:01 PM)
I'm not sure if HH had a brain wussy moment, or we've been collectively had ...

(or maybe this is from the internet)
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Black Six
You can enter '9-0' and it will cook for a minute and thirty seconds.
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SPIRIT
My microwave only lets me add 30 seconds.
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Gamzee Makara
I still find it funny that typing in 190 will warm whatever up for two and a half minutes. Sense no makes.
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Hectic Dalek
My microwave has been broken for over a month so I can't try any of these. ;_;
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Makaru
This copy-paste makes me as angry as the "cheeze whiz is on molecule away from plastic" one. The people who post it know it's a joke, but then people start believing it and ARG frustrating!
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Vezok's Friend
I am so thankful my Microwave has always had a twisty-turny-knob to put in the seconds.
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Neelh
My microwave only has 10 secs, 1 min, and 10 mins.
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Hahli Husky
QUOTE(Decepticon Barbie @ Apr 2 2011, 11:20 PM)
This copy-paste makes me as angry as the "cheeze whiz is on molecule away from plastic" one. The people who post it know it's a joke, but then people start believing it and ARG frustrating!

LOL oh so much fun. <3
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