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Quotes Of The Day

Posted by Hahli Husky , Dec 11 2007 · 285 views

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My house gets really weird. Especially when there are more than 3 of us in it at one time. And now that Grandma's here, are there are 7 of us ... well, this is what went down today:

HH: Kenny, I saw another dead chicken on the highway today. (NO JOKE)
Kenny: ..... WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HH: Do you think he went to chicken heaven?
Kenny: ..... NO!
HH: D= You don't believe in chicken heaven?
Kenny: ..... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Jess: *watching the news* Wow, a ton of people died today!!
Pat: They do that all the time!

Grandma: *also watching news* I wonder when these old winter storms are gonna end!
HH: Probably when winter ends.
Mom: *smacks me in the back of the head*

Pat: Is Jess almost done practicing piano?
HH: Yeah, this is her last song. *taking cotton out of ears*
Mom: *yells down to where Sessho is* Hey, that song sounds like a really slow Hokey Pokey!!
Jess: Yeah, I know! Isn't it weird?! *plays it again, even slower*
Pat: *runs outside screaming*

HH: What is this old monkey toy doing with its rear end in our sink?
Jess: I'm trying to clean it!
HH: It's older than you and it's moldy inside! Get rid of it!
Jess: NO!! IT'S WHAT MOM WAS LOOKING AT WHEN I WAS BORN!! *hugs it tightly*
HH: O.o
Jess: That's why I love monkeys and act like a monkey! That's how it works. Mom was looking at a picture of Scooby (our dog) when Kenny was born. That's why Kenny and Scooby always play together so much!
HH: ....
~~~Later~~~
HH: Hey, Mom, what were you looking at when I was born?
Mom: ...nothing.
HH: ....
Mom: *sob* That's why you're so unproductive and easily distracted!!

Pat: You don't believe me! But it's the truth!! *really angry*
HH: Well ... well, your truth is a lie!!

Grandma: Peanut butter sandwiches are too sticky.
HH: Peanut butter sticks to the roof of your back. (It's true!)
Mom: *gives me another lump on my head*

The strangeness even follows me to work!

Samantha: *helping me straighten Toys* Hey, this doll with the big hair looks like Cassandra! (our manager)
HH: >> WAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's mean!
Samantha: Cheryl, come here!
Cheryl: Huh? Hey, that doll looks just like Cassandra!!
Samantha: But the doll is so much thinner.
All 3: ...... *thinking: that was so mean, I hope the cameras don't have microphones*
All 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Store Manager Vil: *walking by, looks over*
All 3: *faces turn white*
Store Manager Vil: T_T I'm so glad you guys are having fun straightening the Toy section!!

Security Head: *to cashiers* Remember, do it right! Everything you do is caught on those cameras up there!
~~~Two Days Later~~~
HH: Ack, the cameras probably saw me looking at my cell phone!!
Sam: Don't worry, the security head told me that the cameras broke down four months ago.

HH: *passing by Electronics* Chris, do you want all the almonds from my trail mix?? *waving them*
Chris: Yes! OMG I LOVE YOU!!
HH: AWW YOU'RE SO SWEET!!
Chris: YOU EVEN LEFT SOME CHOCOLATE
HH: WAIT GIMME THAT BACK!
Customers he's helping: ........................................................ should've gone to Wal-Mart.


Weirdness follows me everywhere. See, all you boys who think you wanna go out with me or marry me? You don't!

WAHAHAHAHAHA.


Listening to: Good!, by Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Hughes, Sheska, and Riza (well, their voice actors, anyway.)

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Wow. Lucky.

My life is boring.

Which is good.

But still...

"I wonder when all these ol' winter storms will end?"

"When winter ends."

Smack!

Lol.
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What's wrong with weirdness?
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You officially win the "Weirdest and Most Interesting Life" award!
Seriously.
O.o
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Weirdness follows me everywhere. See, all you boys who think you wanna go out with me or marry me? You don't!


Now if all girls would just say that when they meet people. tongue.gif

But, Yay for weirdness! =D

*Starts humming 'Hey Jude'*
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Well, it's not YOUR fault...

You just need to find a more serious family and friends biggrin.gif

Oh, and as for the storms... you're in the safest place to be in... well no, behind Rainier is safer... except if it erupts. Then you're not any better biggrin.gif -Swert
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Weirdness follows me everywhere. See, all you boys who think you wanna go out with me or marry me? You don't!

Watch out, HH--you're not counting on the ones who have even weirder lives, or the ones who like a bit of craziness. laugh.gif


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*Starts humming 'Hey Jude'*

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder
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shadow_pirakafan
Jan 02 2008 10:41 PM
I must read your blog more, that was hilarious!
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You poor unproductive and easily distracted person. tongue.gif

But I thought the cake was a lie. ohmy.gif

You totally underestimate the weirdness factor of guys; albeit, I think we, more often than not, create our own weirdness. Why do think some of us never seem to grow up? happy.gif

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