When You Worked For Nook ...
"IN SNAZZY SOVIET KOREA, NOOK'S SHOPS YOU YOUNG KIDS"
My brother's: "You will conform. You will shop at Nook's or die, because it is snazzy and you like it. To: Young Kids"
My sister's: "This is a hip and snazzy ad that in no way reveals Nook as the lame tyrannical swindler he is and you young kids like."
Not that Nook's is really that bad. It's just so hard when you sneeze and accidentally buy a lime green and lavender stone floor with multicolored polka dots for 3,650 bells ("WHAT A DEAL") and Nook buys it back for 473 bells. And you can reset the game, but ... nobody's invented a machine that constantly presses A, so you can go eat dinner, watch a movie, and do all your homework while Resetti bursts a blood vessel or three and ends up in a coma for weeks.
On the GCN game, my brother also posted signs outside Nook's that read "TOM CROOK" and displayed several different communist related symbols, but that's his problem.