Here we go:
Library Tip #4: (that sounds better and doesn't make me guilty ) You've worked hard on your epic. You've poured hours into your writing; the characters, the setting, the use of words and placement of stunning events. How proud you are of your little darling! Then you send it into the world, ready for the eyes of the BZP public....and you get 2 reviews. In a month's time. Oh mee na. How can you get more reviews?
The first thing to do is get out there and review other stories. Read other epics and short stories, and give reviews longer than a paragraph, at least. I've told about 50 different members this, and still counting. It works like a charm, pardon the expression. ;D It may take time and effort, but eventually, some of the authors you comment on will feel indebted. Which could get you some reviews, and maybe some new friends. This is a tested theory; I climbed up with it, and other members have told me that it worked for them, too. Try it.
Fangirl ranting ahead. I now add Tales of Phantasia to my loved stories list!! On an unmentionable video site, a great Inu AMV to the song "Doctor Jones" was deleted. So, still wanting to hear the song, I searched for another anime AMV to it. A really great one, pairing Klarth and Arche, popped up. The expressions and magic hooked me. So I searched for uploadings of the show. Apparently, there are only four episodes, but that's okay. I've watched the first one, and I'm all Phantasia'd out. Arche is the best! She's so giddy and lighthearted, and such a fangirl! "That Cless looks so great when he's battling desperately! So I was thinking, if I help him out a little, I get a little closer to him!!" Even though he apparently likes Mint.
But this show is awesome. Yes, I'm aware of the game. And I'm buying it asap.
XD Klarth's like, "SIX INCH RULE!! AUGG!". Which is a rule at our school, between boys n' girls. You know I abuse it. When that one strange, reaking boy gets too close---
HH: SIX INCH RUUUUUUUUUUULE!! *shoves him over the desks*
Megan: You've touched garbage! Quick!! *goes into attack stance, with that anime-fight background behind her* DOUBLE HANDSANITIZER DOUSAGE!!
My school's weird. That is all for today.
I am a pioneer,
Naive enough to believe that
I am a princess,
On the way to my throne
Destined to seek,
Destined to rule.
- Wunderkind, Alanis Morissette