Awoken By An Ostrich
My alarm clock is probably 12 years old now, but it's pretty cool in that your alarm can be either a rooster, a boat horn (BAD AUGH), or a presumably rainforest-dwelling bird with backup vocals from other birds. The bird has been my choice for these 12 years; it's not too loud, but not too quiet, either.
So when I heard this bird call coming from the mat, first my body said "TIME TO WAKE UP!!" and I thought YAY it was all a dream! Then reality came back. After guessing the wrong bird, I switched the mat off the game mode and desperately jabbed at all the different little birds, looking for the owner of my wake up call. Unable to find it, I then poked every animal in order. Was my bird not a bird at all? Finally, I hit the right one.
I looked closely at the mat.
It was an ostrich.
Am I justified in feeling disenchanted and somewhat awkward?
Listening to: Endless Love, Hulusi