L S O 2010 - Comedies Triple Insanity Pole Vault Archive
Current Event - Comedies Triple Insanity Pole Vault
How it Works
Anybody remember Bionicle Legends 11? The Final Battle? Well, it hasn't exactly been -that- long, but still. In this book, a story told by Toa Lewa Nuva is mentioned, which involves 3 Matoran, Manas crab, and a bucket. Apparently, this story was of reasonably gross content, as one of the other Toa stated that after hearing the story, he couldn't get the image out of his head for a week.
Unfortunately, I'm a rather curious individual and would love to hear the story. But just as unfortunately, that may be the one storyline detail Greg will never share. So! Perhaps the next best thing is asking our highly creative and random Comedies authors for their version of this story. But here's the catch: even though the story is described as "gross", you cannot break the Comedies rules (ie no potty humor, no suggestive content, no gore.) A challenge, hmm? I thought so myself. (Thanks to member X-Ray for the AMAZING idea! )
In this first event, contestants are required to write a one-chapter comedy that includes:
1) 3 Matoran
2) 1 Manas crab
3) 1 bucket
4) A good amount of funny and gross moments (of course!)
How to Enter
Before August 13th, 2010 at 11:59 pm EDT, post your entry in the Comedies forum, then post a reply in this topic containing this info:
- Your story title and topic URL
- Your screen name
- One entry per member.
- The story must be new; cannot be previously posted elsewhere on this website.
- The story must be at least 300 words long. No kidding, eh?
- Your entry must be contained in one post.
- You are allowed to edit your story until the deadline, August 13th, 2010 at 11:59 pm EDT. Any editing after that results in disqualification.
- This cannot be a chapter of your already-posted comedy. Sorry, but these need to be brand-new stories in their own topics, not apart of your current story.
Q: Can I use my characters from another story?
A: Yes, you can use your characters, setup, locations, all that.
Q: Can I add more chapters later on?
A: You are allowed to write more chapters as you wish, but only that first post will be judged.
Q: Do I have to enter all three events?
A: No, you can enter just one, two, or all three. It will have no effect on your standings.
Q: Why haven't you announced prizes for this?
A: Toa_Velox is working on the prizes, do not pressure him about this.
1st Place - Copper Huna [donated by Zarayna - Power of Sonics] and McToran Huki [donated by Uepari] and 500 post increase
2nd Place - Full set of Toa Metru masks [donated by Uepari] and 250 post increase
3rd Place - Vahki Bordakh [donated by Uepari] and 100 post increase
ToM made us a super awesome banner!!
Credit to ToM Dracone