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Saw this name for a pig on sale for forty dollars at a pool store earlier today.

Pool stores sell pig names?

Forty bucks is a deal for pig names! Wall Street brokers sell them for triple that price!

I'm so confused.

Next time I go there they'll probably have a cat and dog named Macbeth and Macduff, fighting to the death in a large hot tub ...

And the second-best name is Sir Roger Bacon.

What about Kevin Bacon?