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What is this

 

I dun even

I'm the brown dog. Derping just enough, while maintaining the scowl.

The dogs are holding her son hostage, they called her on the banana phone, and told her.

Just out of curiosity, what mood are you portraying here - that of the woman, the banana, or one of the dogs?

What mood are you portraying here - that of the woman, the banana, or one of the dogs?

Yes.

Define "realistic."

Any explanation falling within the realm of reason.

She his telling her only banana that those dogs kidnapped all the other bananas.

 

It's easy.

Woman is looted by bulldogs.

 

Woman calls police on banana phone.

 

Bulldogs board pickup truck and drive away.

 

Woman breaks down.

 

Where's my cookie?

Ring ring ring ring banana dogs

Any explanation falling within the realm of reason.

 

Define "realm of reason."

A cause, explanation, or justification for an action or event.

The banana is actually a cold pack that she's holding up to a bruise under her hair. The dogs hit her in their truck.

So any explanation at all will suffice?

As long as it's not overly ridiculous, yes.

 

(Lhik if you ask me to define "overly ridiculous" I'll find you and give you the ten thousand dictionaries you should have looked it up in already)