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Blogarithm Contest #5 - Biographical!

Posted by Sumiki , in Contests, BZPower Jun 23 2012 · 382 views

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When I was promoted, I was reminded of this little old thing called a Staff Page, and told to get something on it posthaste. Trouble is, I started work on something, but I didn't like it too much. Then the page went kaput for a while.

Well, it's back - in fact, it's been back. The thing is, I don't like what I wrote, and I still don't.

That's what this is for. Your mission is to write up my Staff page biography. There may be prizes, but we'll have to see about that.

You have until Saturday, June 23rd, at 11:59 PM Eastern Time to post your bio here in this entry.

This is not a traditional contest in the sense that there will be one winner and one winner only. Rather, the entries will be judged by me, and there most likely will not be a clear winner. I may or may not combine two or more together along with my own material - again, we'll just have to see.

Anyway, I've written too much already. Now it's your turn to do so.


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"Sumiki is a nub."
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Toa of Dancing
Jun 15 2012 04:46 PM
Meh, can't compete with Daiks. But, eh, I might write up something.
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Ha! You finally get around to it. I'll definitely be entering this.
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Well over six years ago, a fantastic staff-member-to-be was born somewhere in America. As he grew up he began to take an interest in the Lego line known simply as Bionicle. After lurking for years he joined and was met by an overwhelmingly positive response from both new members and veterans alike. It was clear from the beginning that this member was destined for greatness, something far beyond his humble beginnings as a nub. As the years grew on, however, he maintained his position as a humble but well-intentioned Premier BZPer with a small following in his fantastic blog. He ran contests from time to time and wrote some great epics, but most flew under the radar.

Then it happened. One fateful day he received a terrifying PM from a certain Administrator asking him to serve the community as a staff member. He accepted and the rest is history.

This member's name was Kakaru.

I mean, Sumiki! Heh.
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In the time before time, in a world you could only imagine...

...Sumiki was born on the slightly wet ball of rock that is 93 million miles away from a star called Sol. This would prove to be a rather important occurrence, but went unrecorded by major news sources. However, sometime between the dynasties of Antelopithicus III and Borknabork VII (known to the general public as the period between 2001 and 2006) Sumiki took an interest in small pieces of rather colorful plastic that hurt when you step on them. These were called “Bionicle pieces” (the term “Bionicle” can be traced back through a number of e-books to the 4th moon of the 5th planet orbiting Betelgeuse). Sumiki’s interest in these pieces of plastic would eventually lead him to a website know to many as http://www.bzpower.com, or BZP. In 2006, Sumiki joined this site, and was promptly accepted as the most amazing thing that had ever happened since the decomposition of Fribblebumps on Garnog 5. At some point, Sumiki sent money to a man he didn’t know, and was rewarded with a blog. This became know as “Blogarithm”, and you should really check it out sometime. Then, in what is regarded by 93.4% of the elevators distributed by Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as one of the best things that ever happened on the internet, Sumiki was contacted by an administrator, and soon became a staff member of a site that was created in response to the mass production of the small pieces of rather colorful plastic that hurt when you step on them. Presently, Sumiki patrols the forums, seeking out SPAM, which he enjoys with a side of Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top.

And that is the story of Sumiki, first told by Janus in the 3rd century.
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-Toa Lhikevikk-
Jun 20 2012 01:12 PM
YO YO SUMIKI
YO YO SUMIKI
THE NOOB'S ON THE LOOSE
NOTHING YOU CAN DO
YOU KNOW YOU GONNA LOSE
YO YO SUMIKI
YO YO SUMIKI
THE KING OF WEIRD
THE LORD OF ALL STRANGENESS
THE DUKE OF DURR
ALL OF THAT IS SUMIKI AND MORE
YO YO SUMIKI
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YO YO SUMIKI
YO YO SUMIKI
THE NOOB'S ON THE LOOSE
NOTHING YOU CAN DO
YOU KNOW YOU GONNA LOSE
YO YO SUMIKI
YO YO SUMIKI
THE KING OF WEIRD
THE LORD OF ALL STRANGENESS
THE DUKE OF DURR
ALL OF THAT IS SUMIKI AND MORE
YO YO SUMIKI

I support this notion
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Toa of Dancing
Jun 23 2012 10:09 AM
Sumiki was once a person. Then stuff happened and he joined some backwater site know as "Bee's E-Pee." So after perusing the site for its internet honey-distribution (even though they had gotten some facts wrong), he left and Joined another site called "Bionicle Zone Power." He was a nub. Then more stuff happened, he made friends, crazy hijinks ensued, and he was still a nub. However, he was a nub with a blog, and soon following (disclaimer: by soon we mean years) he got a position on the staff. Now he was a staff nub. Then some more wacky hijinks ensued, and [REDACTED FOR PREDICTIONS OF THE FUTURE]

The wild Sumiki enjoys reading, writing, eating, watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and various other pursuits. He is married to a Mrs. [REDACTED] and has [REDACTED] children named [REDACTED]

he also dreams of farm animals
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Trans Girl Tamaru
Jun 23 2012 06:32 PM
GOSH DANGIT SUMIKI STOP BUMPING THIS >xP
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He's the lord of all strangeness. - Ignika: Nerd of Life

How awesome is Sumiki on a scale of 1 to 10? - Waffles
42. - Black Six

[He's] the king of wierd, the prince of practicality, the duke of durr! - Daiker

Sumiki is magic. - Cholie

Sumiki says, "Do I creeeeeeep you out?" Yes, he does. - Waffles

Sumiki is a nub. He's cool, but he's still a nub. - Ran Yakumo


"What is a Sumiki?" You may ask. But the answer to that is still unknown, even to the Sumiki itself. - Daiker


LISTEN TO SUMIKI - Cholie


Sumiki is best snickerdoodle. - Takuma Nuva


BZPower = Sumiki + McSmeag + B6. And Hahli Husky. - Vorex


What's a Sumi? Does it taste good? - Janus


I would have thought Sumiki wanted to reincarnate as a farm animal. - Kraggh


EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - Kakaru


Sumiki: the horse_ebooks of bzp - VampireBohrok


Everything relates to Sumiki. No really, everything. - Daiker


He's in worse mental condition than I thought. - Obsessionist


I'm just wondering why I'm looking at some cat dancing ... I suppose the answer would simply be "Sumiki." - Brickeens


I was like a beast, screaming through the mind of Sumiki at the speed of sound. I.. I wasn't strong enough to stop myself. What I saw was the end of infinity, through which one can see the beginning of time, and I will never be the same. - Portalfig


I imagine the 13th Doctor will be rather like Sumiki, at the rate we're going. - rahkshi guurahk


I was quite sure Sumiki had another set of arms stashed somewhere. - Bfahome


Note to future self: don’t try to predict Sumiki, he’s unpredictable. - Voltex


Let's be honest, I would totally have picked my main man Sumiki to lead my goose-stepping night killers anyway. We tight like that, yo. - Xaeraz


10/10, would Sumiki again. - Bfahome

     

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Every week, I post a new "Tuesday Tablescrap", a small MOC not worthy of a topic, but something to post and inspire me to build more.

10/25/11 - Duplo Flower
11/1/11 - Slender Man and Masky
11/8/11 - Bizarre Black Spaceship
11/15/11 - 2001 Monolith

11/22/11 - My Little Slizer 50
11/29/11 - Punching Bag
12/6/11 - Thunder and Escorts
12/13/11 - Three Concepts
12/20/11 - Kaxium Alternate
12/27/11 - None (Christmas Break)

1/3/12 - Daiker
1/10/12 - None
1/17/12 - Volant
1/24/12 - Nidman's Chute Shoop Shop
1/31/12 - None (Brickshelf down)
2/7/12 - None
2/14/12 - Atomic Lime
2/21/12 - Spearhead
2/28/12 - Glatorian Kahi
3/6/12 - Seeker
3/13/12 - Skyscraper
3/20/12 - Microphone
3/27/12 - Toa Vultraz
4/3/12 - Flammenwerferjüngeres
4/10/12 - Umbrella
4/17/12 - Lime Beetle
4/24/12 - Special - Flame Sculpture
5/1/12 - None (BZPower down)
5/8/12 - Purple Ninja
5/15/12 - The Original Sumiki
5/22/12 - 7/24/12 - None
7/31/12 - Tahu
8/7/12 - None (BrickFair)
8/14/12 - Special - Chess Set
8/21/12 - Heavily Armored Wasp
8/28/12 - Spaceship Drill
9/4/12 - Scuba Vehicle
9/11/12 - Orange Guy
9/18/12 - Strange Flying Thing
9/25/12 - Goblet
10/2/12 - None
10/9/12 - Aim .............................. Down
10/16/12 - Gold Bot
10/23/12 - Teal Mech
10/30/12 - Special - Teal Mech (#2)
11/6/12 - Bits and Pieces
11/13/12 - Two Spaceships
11/20/12 - TARDIS Interior
11/27/12 - Christmas Creep
12/4/12 - Toaraga
12/11/12 - Fireplace
12/18/12 - Abstract Duckling
12/25/12 - None (Christmas)
1/1/13 - Black Bot
1/8/13 - 1/22/13 - None
1/29/13 - Handheld Rhotuka Launcher
2/5/13 - 8/6/13 - None
8/13/13 - The Hinklebot
8/20/12 - Special - Post-Apocalyptic Piyufi

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Formerly known as the Bring Back Teal Club, the Unused Colors Society is a club that serves to promote colors that are little-used or discontinued, such as teal, old purple, or metallic blue.

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If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

just a heads up - Cthulhu would probably eradicate mankind before bringing back Bionicle
 
so yeah, all I'm saying is, please think twice about this okay

nothing gets democracy flowing like erratic capitalizatION

[the NSA] couldn't say no when I offered them an ostrich farm in exchange

Sumiki -- nice try but we all know Toa Mata Nui stuffs its bra

 


 


 


You have a great understanding of history, but don't forget, war, murder and other poor decisions are also huge characteristics.

Also a long line of really great hats.

Shhh, I'm trying to focus on the negative to justify my dislike of history.

have we mentioned hats

To be fair, I am the one responsible for the invention of Mafia in the 1320s by seventeen bored italians locked in a mine shaft.
 
It's a long story.

 

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