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Sumiki and GSR Discuss the Finer Points of Being Staff


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[4:37:31 PM] Sumiki: QUICK, WE NEED MORE HATS

[4:37:41 PM] Sumiki: SOMEONE SHIP WISCONSIN TO NORTH CAROLINA

[4:38:05 PM] GSR: I was at Valve's offices just week before last. Get me back into Seattle and I can break into their hat vault.

[4:39:04 PM] Sumiki: I don't know much about Team Fortress 2, but from what I gathered, it's essentially HATS HATS HATS

[4:39:14 PM] Sumiki: Which means it's kind of like BrickFair

[4:39:22 PM] GSR: So I hear. Less Andrews, though.

[4:43:16 PM] Sumiki: My fez is now named Andrew

[4:43:27 PM] Sumiki: so there were three of them this year

[4:44:19 PM] GSR: And then there's Velox-Andrew out west. I'm beginning to suspect some sort of sinister Andrew plot.

[4:45:22 PM] GSR: Tell me, Sumiki, was it you who named the fez Andrew? Or did the fez suggest it?

[4:45:32 PM] GSR: Be honest with me here. We could all be in terrible danger.

[4:45:55 PM] Sumiki: I did

[4:45:57 PM] Sumiki: just now

[4:46:13 PM] Sumiki: because there weren't enough Andrews

[4:46:42 PM] GSR: Be wary, my friend. They have strength in numbers.

[4:47:08 PM] Sumiki: Don't worry, my fez is inanima-OH GOODNESS WHAT IS IT DOING

[4:47:16 PM] GSR: GET OUT OF THERE

[4:47:29 PM] Sumiki: DON'T TASE ME, ANDREHAHAHAYSUVSAVVVHJLUHASHHKJBSJHKBASBHJDskfvasdfhbnjfdsbhkfasdhfaszzzzz

[4:47:34 PM] GSR: FEZZES MIGHT BE COOL BUT THEY'RE NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE

[4:47:45 PM] Sumiki: YOU'RE A FEZ

[4:47:47 PM] GSR: My god. They got him.

[4:47:51 PM] Sumiki: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING A TASER

[4:47:59 PM] GSR: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST RUN

[4:48:02 PM] Sumiki: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDhhsdjhhjhdshjdhjhayyagahhahhzzzz

[4:48:09 PM] Sumiki: SHOULD I JUMP OUT THE WINDOW

[4:48:13 PM] GSR: ALWAYS

[4:48:27 PM] Sumiki: DEFENESTRATIOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn

[4:48:30 PM] Sumiki: *oof*

[4:48:47 PM] Sumiki: oh hey smeag what are you OH HOLY ONIONS

[4:48:49 PM] GSR: Defenestration is always the solution.

[4:48:56 PM] GSR: oh no

[4:48:59 PM] GSR: KEEP MOVING SUMIKI

[4:49:06 PM] Sumiki: *action theme plays*

[4:49:13 PM] Sumiki: *runs into woods*

[4:49:14 PM] Sumiki: okay

[4:49:17 PM] Sumiki: I think I'm safe

[4:49:31 PM] GSR: Alright, but be careful.

[4:49:41 PM] Sumiki: AAAA VELOX

[4:49:44 PM] Sumiki: WHY ARE YOU A TREE

[4:49:46 PM] Sumiki: SERIOUSLY

[4:49:49 PM] Sumiki: I'M A TREE

[4:49:59 PM] Sumiki: NO wait you have a taser too wh-asbjksadjhasdnjdhahjagdshfghhc

[4:50:07 PM] GSR: THEY'LL TAKE ALL YOU HAVE, SUMIKI, YOU MUST KEEP RUNNING

[4:50:09 PM] GSR: I'm not safe myself

[4:50:14 PM] GSR: I just remembered my roommate's boyfriend is named Andrew and he's up in the loft right now.

[4:50:23 PM] Sumiki: ._.

[4:50:37 PM] Sumiki: BLACK SIX, HOLY COW

[4:50:40 PM] Sumiki: DON'T-

[4:50:44 PM] Sumiki: *banhammered*

[4:51:01 PM] Sumiki: tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of:

[4:51:05 PM] Sumiki: SUMIKI VS. ANDREWS

[4:51:44 PM] GSR: Two days later, the show was cancelled in favor of CSI: Waukesha.

[4:52:37 PM] Sumiki: Fortunately, Syfy picked it up as one of their made-for-TV movies

[4:53:21 PM] Sumiki: Unfortunately, they replaced Black Six with Watashi Wa and the fez with a flying turtle.

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