Sumiki and GSR Discuss the Finer Points of Being Staff
[4:37:41 PM] Sumiki: SOMEONE SHIP WISCONSIN TO NORTH CAROLINA
[4:38:05 PM] GSR: I was at Valve's offices just week before last. Get me back into Seattle and I can break into their hat vault.
[4:39:04 PM] Sumiki: I don't know much about Team Fortress 2, but from what I gathered, it's essentially HATS HATS HATS
[4:39:14 PM] Sumiki: Which means it's kind of like BrickFair
[4:39:22 PM] GSR: So I hear. Less Andrews, though.
[4:43:16 PM] Sumiki: My fez is now named Andrew
[4:43:27 PM] Sumiki: so there were three of them this year
[4:44:19 PM] GSR: And then there's Velox-Andrew out west. I'm beginning to suspect some sort of sinister Andrew plot.
[4:45:22 PM] GSR: Tell me, Sumiki, was it you who named the fez Andrew? Or did the fez suggest it?
[4:45:32 PM] GSR: Be honest with me here. We could all be in terrible danger.
[4:45:55 PM] Sumiki: I did
[4:45:57 PM] Sumiki: just now
[4:46:13 PM] Sumiki: because there weren't enough Andrews
[4:46:42 PM] GSR: Be wary, my friend. They have strength in numbers.
[4:47:08 PM] Sumiki: Don't worry, my fez is inanima-OH GOODNESS WHAT IS IT DOING
[4:47:16 PM] GSR: GET OUT OF THERE
[4:47:29 PM] Sumiki: DON'T TASE ME, ANDREHAHAHAYSUVSAVVVHJLUHASHHKJBSJHKBASBHJDskfvasdfhbnjfdsbhkfasdhfaszzzzz
[4:47:34 PM] GSR: FEZZES MIGHT BE COOL BUT THEY'RE NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE
[4:47:45 PM] Sumiki: YOU'RE A FEZ
[4:47:47 PM] GSR: My god. They got him.
[4:47:51 PM] Sumiki: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING A TASER
[4:47:59 PM] GSR: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST RUN
[4:48:02 PM] Sumiki: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDhhsdjhhjhdshjdhjhayyagahhahhzzzz
[4:48:09 PM] Sumiki: SHOULD I JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
[4:48:13 PM] GSR: ALWAYS
[4:48:27 PM] Sumiki: DEFENESTRATIOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn
[4:48:30 PM] Sumiki: *oof*
[4:48:47 PM] Sumiki: oh hey smeag what are you OH HOLY ONIONS
[4:48:49 PM] GSR: Defenestration is always the solution.
[4:48:56 PM] GSR: oh no
[4:48:59 PM] GSR: KEEP MOVING SUMIKI
[4:49:06 PM] Sumiki: *action theme plays*
[4:49:13 PM] Sumiki: *runs into woods*
[4:49:14 PM] Sumiki: okay
[4:49:17 PM] Sumiki: I think I'm safe
[4:49:31 PM] GSR: Alright, but be careful.
[4:49:41 PM] Sumiki: AAAA VELOX
[4:49:44 PM] Sumiki: WHY ARE YOU A TREE
[4:49:46 PM] Sumiki: SERIOUSLY
[4:49:49 PM] Sumiki: I'M A TREE
[4:49:59 PM] Sumiki: NO wait you have a taser too wh-asbjksadjhasdnjdhahjagdshfghhc
[4:50:07 PM] GSR: THEY'LL TAKE ALL YOU HAVE, SUMIKI, YOU MUST KEEP RUNNING
[4:50:09 PM] GSR: I'm not safe myself
[4:50:14 PM] GSR: I just remembered my roommate's boyfriend is named Andrew and he's up in the loft right now.
[4:50:23 PM] Sumiki: ._.
[4:50:37 PM] Sumiki: BLACK SIX, HOLY COW
[4:50:40 PM] Sumiki: DON'T-
[4:50:44 PM] Sumiki: *banhammered*
[4:51:01 PM] Sumiki: tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of:
[4:51:05 PM] Sumiki: SUMIKI VS. ANDREWS
[4:51:44 PM] GSR: Two days later, the show was cancelled in favor of CSI: Waukesha.
[4:52:37 PM] Sumiki: Fortunately, Syfy picked it up as one of their made-for-TV movies
[4:53:21 PM] Sumiki: Unfortunately, they replaced Black Six with Watashi Wa and the fez with a flying turtle.