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The Official "Ask Sumiki" Entry


Sumiki

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Ask stuff here - I might just answer.

 

And yes, I dream of farm animals.

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Do you dream of zoo animals?

What is pudding?

Can monkeys live underwater?

How many times can a boon sam?

Will you give me a Proto boost?

Why is the sky blue?

Can tomatoes jump?

Why did the moon fly to the lake with a wind shade?

Is it possible for the stars to race in the bungee jumping bigfoots?

What is the plural of bigfoot?

did your plastic wrap just eat the cricket monkey dome sandwich?

Do dogs bark when the see an electric scooter driving a fridge in a convertible?

What is the sum of 41?

Does a whirlpool of chocolate soup in boo tat remind you of anything?

What exactly is it?

Can you fly over to my house tomorrow on a rocket ship and bring me ponies?

WHY AM I TYPOING SO MUCH

When will we ever get a newly paved road with the moth dust?

Why am I asking all this at 2:25 AM?

Can you give me the answers to all my school?

Does Billy Bob?

Ice cream watermelon punk?

KADGFKHFG WHY ARE THESE QUESTIONS SO STUPID?????????

Why do bees like the raisin salad whanglime?

Ree ne cha cha boom laa laa?

?

What is a + b + c equal?

Do you think that bears should be armed with guns to defend themselves from hunters?

Speaking of, did Jerry Lewis change the sand timer with his Colgate toothbrush?

I shouldn't be up this late?

Do you want me to ask you more questions?

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Why farm animals?

They're tasty!

 

Do farm animals dream about you?

I know pigs have nightmares about me because I love bacon. Other than that ... I don't know. You'd have to ask them.

 

Opinions on airships?

They're awesome.

 

Do you dream of zoo animals?

What is pudding?

Can monkeys live underwater?

How many times can a boon sam?

Will you give me a Proto boost?

Why is the sky blue?

Can tomatoes jump?

Why did the moon fly to the lake with a wind shade?

Is it possible for the stars to race in the bungee jumping bigfoots?

What is the plural of bigfoot?

did your plastic wrap just eat the cricket monkey dome sandwich?

Do dogs bark when the see an electric scooter driving a fridge in a convertible?

What is the sum of 41?

Does a whirlpool of chocolate soup in boo tat remind you of anything?

What exactly is it?

Can you fly over to my house tomorrow on a rocket ship and bring me ponies?

WHY AM I TYPOING SO MUCH

When will we ever get a newly paved road with the moth dust?

Why am I asking all this at 2:25 AM?

Can you give me the answers to all my school?

Does Billy Bob?

Ice cream watermelon punk?

KADGFKHFG WHY ARE THESE QUESTIONS SO STUPID???????

Why do bees like the raisin salad whanglime?

Ree ne cha cha boom laa laa?

?

What is a + b + c equal?

Do you think that bears should be armed with guns to defend themselves from hunters?

Speaking of, did Jerry Lewis change the sand timer with his Colgate toothbrush?

I shouldn't be up this late?

Do you want me to ask you more questions?

1. Quite often.

2. I don't know. What is love?

3. I take it you've never heard of the Scuba Monkeys.

4. 42.

5. I wish I could, but Assistant power pretty much ends at closing topics.

6. Diffuse sky radiation. (SCIENCE!)

7. I'd love to eat one if they did.

8. Because it saw a rabbit relaxing with his favorite lettuce.

9. I suppose so, but I'm pretty sure the stars would win.

10. There is only one bigfoot. Your argument is invalid.

11. Yes, and I wish it hadn't.

12. They'd be too stunned to bark.

13. 42.

14. Reminds me of disgusting. Swimming in chocolate soup? No thanks.

15. 42.

16. I would if I could.

17. BECUASEE

18. Looks like that project was ... B) ... mothballed.

19. Because you can.

20. No.

21. Probably not. You'd have to ask him.

22. Yes.

23. I don't know. You asked them.

24. Because of reasons.

25. Boom boom pow.

26. !

27. 42.

28. No.

29. You'd have to ask him.

30. PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER

31. Only if you want to.

 

 

Why does Bambi have so many questions?

Because he dreams of wet mane ponies.

 

Can you play the forumassistantaphone?

I can play anything.

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Why do you always ask the same question when responding to other people's ask entries?

It's a long story. Kylus originally asked the question, and it sort of became a BZP meme. I'm the main perpetrator of the question now, though.

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