Blogarithm Contest #6 - Final Poll!
Here it is, folks. The moment you've all been waiting for. The Final Poll of Blogarithm Contest #6.
Let's get to it.
Polling ends on Thursday, October 4th at 11:59 PM Eastern.
Since a lot of entries were knotted up at three, I bent the rules a bit to allow an extra wild-card to slip in. I didn't want to have to choose - heck, that's what you guys are for!
There once was a Post-it-here topic.
When Sumi saw it, he became catatonic
In reaction to this,
He told the poster - "tsk tsk"
And closed that rule-breaking topic.
*insert quote of rule-breaking post*
We've got eyes on the suspect*
WAIT is that *insert broken rule*
SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS
GO GO GO
Don't let it get away!
SUSPECT APPREHENDED. TOPIC CLOSED.
No. When members give you topics, don't make them pinned. Make them take the topics back! Get mad! I don't want your rule breaking, what am I supposed to do with that? Demand to see their manager! Make them rue the day it thought it could give Sumiki rule breaking topics! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your topic down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR TOPIC DOWN!
There are a thousand ways I could close this topic right now. And 941 of them hurt.
Some people think that their topic closings need to be funny. But, do you know what I say?
Topic closed, goodnight BZPower.
There appears to be a large lack of Sumiki and dreaming of farm animals in this topic. Thus I must close it.
SUMIKI Level 42
TOPIC Level 40
>Mask of Topic-Closing
This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: TOPIC CLOSED!
It's hard to overstate your embarrassment.
We do what we must,
Because we can.
For the good of all of us,
(Except the ones who are banned)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you topics don't break
All the BZPower Rules,
And you'll feel really cool,
And maybe your topics won't be closed.
But for now... topic closed!
TOPIC CLOSING STYLE.
TOPIC CLOSING STYLE.
What!? How'd you--!? Oh, well, you may have made it past my plunger locks, the double plunger locks, the laser locks, the electric locks, and the motorized locks, made it past all of my guards and sentries, and broken every BZP rule in the book, but YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST MY TOPIC LOCKS! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! I am the Evil