Blogarithm

Sumiki Dad say, Remember, the celery retractors will be there in the morning.

 

Seriously, put all of your dad's quotes in a Confucius-like structure.

We're pretty much guaranteed to make millions here.

Clearly your dad is the next Lao Tzu.

 

Zaniness must run in the family

I'm so glad I met your dad or I'd have no context for any of this.

Best quotes ever.

Behold the mind of Sumiki's Dad:

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Paleo/Random/sumikidad.jpg

 

I'm no expert, but I don't think that's the Queen of The Gambia.

Paleo, on , said:

 

http://www.majhost.c...m/sumikidad.jpg

 

I'm no expert, but I don't think that's the Queen of The Gambia.

Don't worry, she's the former queen of the Gambia. And the only one.