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I dreamed about retractable lawn mowers in a massive bunker three miles underground where they were generating nuclear power via an exotic particle accelerator.

 

Does that count?

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Sumiki's dreams are like an insane asylum full of farm animals wearing fezzes packed inside a yellow submarine flying through space in the Orion Capsule toward Saturn's moon Titan. Only Titan is covered in hatpile grass and is constantly mowed with nail clippers by men in tuxedos who dance the Macarena while eating macadamia nuts and boiled squirrel. Oh, and it's 1729.

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Sumiki's dreams are like an insane asylum packed inside a yellow submarine flying through space in the Orion Capsule toward Saturn's moon Titan. Only Titan is covered in hatpile grass and is constantly mowed with nail clippers by men in tuxedos who dance the Macarena while eating macadamia nuts and boiled squirrel. Oh, and it's 1729.

Note: This all occurs in the 6th dimension in which an alternate reality is displayed where a decision was the opposite of what you said in the first.

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