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"It's iconic. It's platonic. It's absolutely supersonic. I just love dental floss - don't you?"
-Sumiki's Dad, 2013
Use it for laundry to hold up wet pants
Use it in salad to clear out the plants
Use it with music to help yourself dance
Dental floss.
Use it with Windex to clean your garage
Use it on sidewalks and make a mirage
Use it on muscles to help them massage
Dental floss?
Use it with lawnmowers to hold up the blade
Use it on tonsils with your eggplant maid
Use it with ducklings while in a parade
Dental floss!
Use it on crows to help rip out their eyes
Use it with fire and fuel it with flies
Use in on trash cans for crazy surprise
(Dental floss)
Use it with cacti, rub it on a beard
Use it for bow ties and they'll think you're weird
Use it on chicken when you order it seared
DENTAL. FLOSS.
Use it to tickle to make someone goosy
Use it to cut through a large roll of sushi
Use it as a gift to a girl who's named Lucy
... dental floss.
Use it on marmots that wear many girdles
Use it on farm animals; maybe some turtles
Use it to lasso three crazy crepe myrtles
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Use it for decor and create a nice wreath
Use it for a nice hamster name Keith
Use it on something that's stuck in your teeth
Dental floss. 
next time, we write about waffle cones
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