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Alka-Seltzer: How to Read It and Get the Joke

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A TALE OF SUMIKI'S DAD

 

how to party with alka-seltzer and mean it

 

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it's elementary, my dear cheesepuff

 

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you can do things with watermelon

 

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you've got a candy cane, we've got pretzel lampshades

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I think I'm missing something, because all I read are random lines. None of those of lines I found funny to be honest.

The wisdom of Sumiki's Dad is a taste most—but not all—have acquired.

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Scanty Demon

 

I think I'm missing something, because all I read are random lines. None of those of lines I found funny to be honest.

The wisdom of Sumiki's Dad is a taste most—but not all—have acquired.

 

Poor sou... er okay I understand.

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