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Valentine's Gifts

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SOMEONE SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE?

 

YOU CAN GET THEM:

  • TREE CARCASSES TATTOOED WITH MASS-PRODUCED ROMANTIC MESSAGES
  • A SERIES OF CAREFULLY ARRANGED PLANT REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
  • CAREFULLY ARRANGED BITS OF FLAVORED DOG POISON, PREFERABLY ONE WITH A MAP
  • A ROCK

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xccj

One dog's poison is another man's gluttony obsession.

 

Does that mean I can throw rocks at people today and call it a gift?

 

:music:

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