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Blogarithm Contest #1: Entry List


Sumiki

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A bit later than I expected, here's the entry list (i.e. PMs that did not win) for Blogarithm Contest #1.

 

Name: Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Entry name: Oops

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Hey Sumiki,

 

I just wanted to apologize about what happened with your proto. While I was browsing through a topic, I tripped over the report button and accidentally knocked over your proto bar. I tried to catch it in time, but it slipped through my fingers and smashed all over "Describe The Sig Of The Poster Before You." I grabbed some spare avatars to mop up the proto energy and tried to wring it back into your bar, but it had already absorbed into the topic.

 

I'm really sorry about this. I know it looks strange with your having an empty space in the place of your proto bar, so here's a picture of an ice cream sandwich to take its place until I find a replacement on eBay.

 

Once again, sorry.

 

Man, it's gonna be really hard to explain this dripping wet topic to Black Six... maybe he won't notice...

 

Turakii

 

P.S. Yes, this is my lame attempt for an entry for your blog contest. :P

Name: Casablanca

Entry name: Random? Random.

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Is this private message random?

 

I suppose it could be. Let's look at what the word "random" even means.

1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

 

Why am I sending this message? To answer your contesr, no doubt. That means this PM does actually have an aim, a reason, and therefor is not random after all.

 

But you know what? I call it random and random it is!

 

~EW~

Name: Toa Dave

Entry name: barnyard

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An ethnic Okinawan immigrant to the United States, Mr. Miyagi was most likely born on April 11, 1923 (inferred from his immigration to the U.S. and war service). He learned karate originally from his father, who had been a fisherman. He came to the United States after leaving Okinawa to avoid a fight to the death with his former best friend Sato. Miyagi initially had a job working for Sato's father, where he met and fell in love with a young woman named Yukie from his village. Yukie however was arranged to marry Sato. Miyagi rebuked the marriage in front of the whole village, claiming that he and Yukie were in love, and Miyagi was set to go against tradition and marry Yukie anyway. This greatly dishonored Sato, who challenged Miyagi to a fight to the death. To avoid the fight - by the conduct of karate - Miyagi left Okinawa and Yukie behind when he was 18 years old. It was not until 1985 when Miyagi's father (also Sato's sensei) was dying that Miyagi returned to his village. Upon his return, Miyagi was reunited with Yukie. After Miyagi's father died, Yukie revealed to Miyagi that his father was proud that his son didn't take up Sato's challenge and that Miyagi indeed did the right thing. However, also on this return, Miyagi was eventually forced to face his history with Sato. Sato relentlessly tried to have Miyagi accept his challenge to fight, but after Miyagi saved Sato from death during a typhoon, Sato relented and he and Miyagi became friends again.

 

After leaving Okinawa, Miyagi met and married another woman. Miyagi and his wife were soon expecting their first born when Mrs. Miyagi was interred in the Manzanar Japanese internment camp in California during World War II. During this time, Miyagi joined the U.S. Army's 442nd Regimental Combat Team and fought in Europe, eventually rising to the rank of Staff Sergeant and being awarded the Medal of Honor, Distinguished Service Cross, Silver Star, Bronze Star, and multiple Purple Hearts. During his service, Mrs. Miyagi and their son died in the Manzanar camp due to complications during childbirth. Though normally a very disciplined and modest man, he is shown in one scene in the first movie in a maudlin state of extreme drunkenness on the anniversary of his son's birth and wife and son's death. The loss of his family, and the death of Daniel's father prior to the beginning of the movie, provide a thematic justification of Miyagi and Daniel's relationship as surrogate father and son.

 

What he did in the interim between the war and the first movie is not revealed in much detail. At the start of the first movie, he works as a maintenance man in Daniel's apartment building. It is suggested that he has worked variously at landscaping, carpentry, gardening and classic car restoration, though he does not have a driver's license. He has fished for his whole life, since being taught by his father. In the third movie, he and Daniel begin a business of growing bonsai trees. He claims in the first movie never to have taught karate to anyone before Daniel, though contradicts this in The Next Karate Kid by claiming to have taught his former Army commanding officer, Lt. Pierce.

Name: The Tropical Fruit

Entry name: PM Contest Entry

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Name: snoopy82

Entry name: Strange PM Entry

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I love you Sumiki.

 

I'm madly in love with you.

 

Let's get together and meet sometime.

 

Let's get married and have kids.

 

We can grow old together and live happily ever after.

 

And the funny thing is we're both boys.

 

:wub:

Name: iMoo

Entry Name: This is not a PM

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no it isnt its more like a wallet falvrd brkfst. no i dont eat wallets for brkfast i eat bananananananananaananas like dis om nom nom

 

oh yeah

 

life isnt aboooooooot fun and gams life is about friendship and be a good frinf by givng me a koocie.

 

yayyayayaayayyayaaayayayaayaya

 

 

ohay

 

wanna her a song

 

hai hai u u i dont liek ur girlfriend

 

kay song over.

 

lets play the porridge game. u do that by taking my porridge and om nom nomming it. kay lets start- wahers my porridge :( :( :( :(

 

u took it woithout my permson :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

heeeeeeey

 

lets play the nona song

 

NONANANANAN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

no im gonna yell for no realson

 

HEY STOP TALKING

NO U STOP TALKING

I ASKED FIRST

ORLYNAOOOO

YAH DONT U BELEIVE ME

NO

WHY

CUZ UR MEAN

THATS NOT NICE

WELL BOO HOO

KAY

I THREW A ROCK AT U

K

OMG UR EMO

NO WAI

YA WAI

OW THE ROX HIT ME

YAY

IM GOING TO DOCTOR SO BRB

KAY

 

 

 

 

 

so yah, dis is not a PM.

Name: Jude

Entry name: The interpreter results with a table!

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Name: WATCH OUT FOR SHREDDER =O

Entry name: QUOTE

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Winners: Your graphics will be sent (hopefully) tonight.

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