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Things That Annoy Me


-Sidorak-

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I hope you're all ready for a little random anger.

 

At a restuarant, when the bread is cut only halfway, instead of into slices.

 

Double dippers.

 

Dog poop on the sidewalk.

 

Airport security.

 

Parents who have their children on leashes.

 

People that do not flush the toliet in public restrooms.

 

Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes me wonder how clean the kitchen is.

 

If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice, whatever...DON'T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.

 

Dull pencils.

 

Knuckle crackers.

 

People who spit when they talk.

 

If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.

 

When people don't flush the toilet.

 

When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.

 

People who write "alot" instead of "a lot."

 

People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

 

Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.

 

People who fart in elevators just as they're getting off and I'm entering. Then the next person to get on thinks it's me.

 

Films censored and cut to be put on television.

 

When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.

 

People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

 

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $10.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

 

When you are hanging out with someone and they make plans to do something else right in front of you.

 

Walking into spider webs.

 

People who are picky with money when they have a lot of it.

 

People who don't flush the toilet.

 

When people trip over your foot in the hallway and start running to pretend like they meant to do it.

 

Guys who wear too much cologne.

 

When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.

 

Maniacs and crazy people.

 

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

 

People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.

 

People who don't flush the toilet.

 

People letting their dogs use my yard as their toilet.

 

When people say "Life is short." What the heck? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! Are they going to do something that's longer?

 

People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.

 

People who don't flush the toilet.

 

People who say, "the greatest thing since sliced bread." What's so great about sliced bread? You've got a knife, you've got a loaf of bread. SLICE THE FREAKING THING! And get on with your life.

 

People who say, "Badaboom, badabing!" Next person who says that is getting kicked right in the you-know-where.

 

People who say they're having a "bad hair day." Put on a hat and go to work, you shallow cool dude!

 

Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the news like it's an actual event.

 

Girls who wear way too much makeup.

 

Teachers who think their class is your life.

 

White guys who wear their baseball hats backwards.

 

People who don't flush the toilet.

 

People who use the phrase "110%" (or even more % sometimes).

 

People who think they are funny, but are not.

 

Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win but never mention his name when they lose.

 

iPod headphones. How do they tangle so bad?

 

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me much of a choice there, did ya?

 

Hyphenated names. Pick a name!

 

People who don't flush the toilet.

 

Anti-climactic ends to long lists.

 

-Sidorak-

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People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.

Well, I'm no "expert", and and know you also "mentioned" the word "alot", but I use air quotes "sometimes", for "emphasis" ("sarcasm")[sarcasm]{imitating Dr. Evil also}.

 

Also I see "Alot", as just a new word, that old people can't accept, similar to "can" being used as "may". Awhile is a word, so why can't alot be?

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People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Remotes can do more than the TV buttons. I even saw a TV with no buttons.

 

If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice, whatever...DON'T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.

What about cereal?

 

People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

You wear a bathroom on your rear? O_o

 

That's actually not a bad idea…

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People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.

Well, I'm no "expert", and and know you also "mentioned" the word "alot", but I use air quotes "sometimes", for "emphasis" ("sarcasm")[sarcasm]{imitating Dr. Evil also}.

 

Also I see "Alot", as just a new word, that old people can't accept, similar to "can" being used as "may". Awhile is a word, so why can't alot be?

It's sad to see students writing "alot" for "a lot" and "noone" for "no one" in an Honors English class.

People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Remotes can do more than the TV buttons. I even saw a TV with no buttons.

Yeah... this wasn't meant to be taken too seriously. :P

 

If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice, whatever...DON'T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.

What about cereal?

Cereal doesn't count. :D

 

People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

You wear a bathroom on your rear? O_o

 

That's actually not a bad idea…

Yes, it comes in handy quite often.

 

-Sidorak-

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Agreed!
People who write "alot" instead of "a lot."

Guilty. :rolleyes:
When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.

Why is this annoying? It just means you have good taste.
Guys who wear their baseball hats backwards.

Fix'd.

BtB
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People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

You wear a bathroom on your rear? O_o

 

That's actually not a bad idea…

 

:superfunny:

 

-TV

 

So I just finished reading all of them. Pretty funny.

 

I agree about the girls and make-up one. Too many girls put way too much make up on.

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Agreed!

People who write "alot" instead of "a lot."

Guilty. :rolleyes:

When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.

Why is this annoying? It just means you have good taste.

Guys who wear their baseball hats backwards.

Fix'd.

 

BtB

It's annoying because then people think I'm hopping on the bandwagon, when I'm really not. :P

 

About the baseball hats... black guys can keep their hats backwards for a while, since they were the ones who started the whole thing, but seriously, once you for social security, it's time to spin that thing around to the front.

 

-Sidorak-

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People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

You wear a bathroom on your rear? O_o

 

LOL, I was drinking Pepsi while reading this and I open my mouth shoot it all over the laptop screen! I saved the keyboard just in time.

 

:superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny:

 

 

~Terakk ;)

 

 

 

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People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

You wear a bathroom on your rear? O_o

 

LOL, I was drinking Pepsi while reading this and I open my mouth shoot it all over the laptop screen! I saved the keyboard just in time.

 

:superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny:

 

 

~Terakk ;)

I don't see what's so funny about that comment, but whatever.

 

-Sidorak-

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People who point to their wrist when asking for the time. Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

You wear a bathroom on your rear? O_o

 

LOL, I was drinking Pepsi while reading this and I open my mouth shoot it all over the laptop screen! I saved the keyboard just in time.

 

:superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny: :superfunny:

 

 

~Terakk ;)

I don't see what's so funny about that comment, but whatever.

 

-Sidorak-

 

im :superfunny: trying :superfunny: to :superfunny: stay :superfunny: on :superfunny: my chair after that one, its hard to. I see it as a very funny thought, and I dont see why I wouldent be.

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