All You Can Eat Buffet
I was out with my cousins for dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Each one of us probably went back to the buffet 2 or 3 times, but my oldest cousin went back again... and again... and again. I mean, each time he piled mounds of food on his plate? The rest of us were sure he would eventually get full, but his stomach is apparently a bottomless pit. (And he's a thin guy! ) We had been at the restaurant for nearly 2 hours when the manager approached us. He told my cousin, "You can't get any more food from the buffet." My cousin asked, "Isn't this an all-you-can-eat buffet?" The man responded, "You've had all you can eat."
We probably could have argued it, but we just laughed about it, paid, and left.
Shamelessly republished 1-17-09.