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All You Can Eat Buffet

Posted by -Sidorak- , Jan 17 2009 · 26 views

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A funny thing happened to my cousin today...

I was out with my cousins for dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Each one of us probably went back to the buffet 2 or 3 times, but my oldest cousin went back again... and again... and again. I mean, each time he piled mounds of food on his plate? The rest of us were sure he would eventually get full, but his stomach is apparently a bottomless pit. (And he's a thin guy! blink.gif) We had been at the restaurant for nearly 2 hours when the manager approached us. He told my cousin, "You can't get any more food from the buffet." My cousin asked, "Isn't this an all-you-can-eat buffet?" The man responded, "You've had all you can eat."

We probably could have argued it, but we just laughed about it, paid, and left. tongue.gif

-Sidorak-

Shamelessly republished 1-17-09.

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EmpressYumiwa
Jan 17 2009 03:18 AM
Ha, that made me giggle. My dad would probably have taken the guy to court, though. XD

~EW~
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Paragon of Demacia
Jan 17 2009 11:50 AM
His metabolism is godly.
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Sesquipedaliac
Jan 17 2009 01:22 PM
Wow. He must burn a lot of calories for no reason.
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You let him get away with it? You could've gotten rich off a lawsuit! D:

-Nuju Metru
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When I go to the Smorgasbord, I always load my plate up with all my favourites, and keep getting less and less every time I go back, so I feel less full and wind up eating more.

All you can eat Calamari = <3
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Hm. He must have a hollow leg.

- L4TG
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