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My Horoscope For Today...


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Scorpio

Get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming from an opened window.
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteme... you stupid freak.

That's your horoscope for today... ay ay ay ay! That's your horoscope for today!!

Horoscope for Today ~ Weird Al Yankovic


I liked some of the other perdictions better (The stars say you're a exciting and wonderful person... but you know they're lying). But, hey, destiny is not giving me a choice...

And yes, this is my current favorite song of the current time.

*hums to self, hoping somebody will get the hint and the neighboors don't yell at me for singing too loudly at two in the morning*

:music:

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