Because really, if you decide to use your Wednesday lunchtime going to a newly formed Creative Writing enrichment class (And more importantly, you decide to sit next to ME) then here's a tip for you. When everyone's sitting with their heads down, pens scratching the paper and a focussed look on their face, that is the cue for you to JUST! SHUT! UP! Stop talking with that giggling gaggle of girls you've grouped yourself with and most importantly, don't talk louder than all of them combined. When everyone's trying to write, the reason we came to the bloody group in the first place, you should probably join in with them. Oh, and never announce to the class you're a hipster who loves rap. That was the siren that caused me to text some friends and warn them they may need to tell the court that the murder was just. I have Enya on my phone for a very good reason.
And the teacher didn't appear to know the definition of third person. I really don't think I'll be returning.
Siiiiiiiiiiiigh. Okay, that's out of my system. On a lighter note, I sold an old iPod for £50 today, so I'm off to go play the new Tomb Raider. I'll post my thoughts tomorrow.