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The Junk Heap


The Dying of the Light

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Aug 28 2014 · 64 views

The ninth and final Skulduggery Pleasant book was released today, and with it came both the silver cover edition and my quest to Waterstones for the limited edition, 1 of 1000 black edition. It was actually kind of sad as I took it to the counter. There ends yet another era, a favourite series of mine since the first installment back in 2007. Not really that long ago when you think about it, I guess, but it still remains one of my biggest influences and inspirations. Of course it isn't actually over because I haven't started it yet and that normally stops something from ending. Still need a regular retail edition so I don't accidentally damage one of the others.

Yes I am buying three copies of the same book shut up


A Crazy Theory

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Aug 24 2014 · 113 views

I think my motivation to write is directly related to the proximity of a new series of Doctor Who. Expect a new story soon, one that I hope will both be finished and...y'know, read.

After I finished Professor Layton Vs Phoenix Wright, of course. Can't say if it's that great so far but it's convinced me to get more Professor Layton games.


Sometimes I lie awake at night

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jul 06 2014 · 154 views

And I think of the guy who decided that the Rock Steeds in The Legend Reborn should whinny like horses

And I know I'll never have vengeance.

It makes me sad.


Critical Levels of Happening

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jul 02 2014 · 139 views

So I spent most of the build up to E3 laughing at those who posted "leaked" schedules of each presentation because it's obviously official if it's a photo of a piece of paper with some blurry and hard to discern matter of interest being viewed at an angle.

But screw that because I really want to believe that this is happening. Maybe my dreams are coming true...


Steam Sales damage

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jun 28 2014 · 133 views

So as the Steam sales rampage on to their last couple of days, I took the time to check just what I've tricked myself into justifying as a totally legitimate expenditure.

We have:
Devil May Cry 4
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The Wolf Among Us
Slender: The Arrival
Castle Crashers
Battleblock Theatre
Borderlands 2
Brutal Legend
Euro Truck Simulator 2 (Was gifted to me)
Far Cry 3
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Metro: Last Light
Saints Row Franchise Pack (With 2, 3 and 4)
Long Live the Queen
The Last Remnant
Payday 2
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines


Welcome to the junk heap

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False life of the automaton

South England
English Literature

Religious Beliefs:
Creative Writing


Video games.

Complaining about video games.

(Blog Names)

Cup of Tea, Anyone?
The Junk Heap (Current)
The Dark Moor
Where Fire And Ice Collide
You Can Call Me The King or the Ruler
The Temple of Drifting Sands

Blog Approvals

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(Do people still do these...?)

Recent Entries

Recent Comments

Top X Lists

The Top 10 Hottest Dragons in Fiction
10. Saphira
9. Danzi
8. Seath the Scaleless
7. Blue-Eyes White Dragon
6. Snow
5. Spike
4. Toothless
3. Smaug
2. Spyro
1. Draco

August 2014


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The Writer's Desk

The Conqueror of Death:
The Best Kept Secrets
The Darkest Hour (Coming soon)
The Commute (Short story)
The Shadow of this Red Rock 
In Your Absence (Short Story)

Paradise Corrupted (Coming soon)

Lament of a Tyrant (Short Story) (Coming soon)

Great Stuff You're Likely To See Me Ranting Over

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Where Else To Find Me

Playstation Network: Randomgames243

Steam ID: Auto

Forums. I guarantee you'll find me somewhere else. Common usernames include The Shadowlord or The Wretched Automaton.

Must...Defend my...Mission...My...Mission...

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