So I had a dream last night. I flicked on the TV and the screen was illuminated with a sight familiar to anyone on this site. Makuta trapped in the Toa seal, only of a higher quality CG. Seconds later he had broken free and said some crazy yet awe-inspiring line to himself before flying off into the distance. It was the same voice actor, Lee Tockar, only better because he spoke faster without all that old wheezing. It turned out that I was watching a commercial for a brand new Bionicle TV series that would tell a whole new tale. Lego had clearly worked some kind of deal to bring Bionicle back, if only in its story form and not in the sets. And it would have been amazing.
When I awoke, you can imagine my disappointment being such that I tried to fall back to sleep as soon as comprehension dawned. In the rather fitting words of Caliban:
"And then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
I cried to dream again."