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The Junk Heap


Sometimes I lie awake at night

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jul 06 2014 · 213 views

And I think of the guy who decided that the Rock Steeds in The Legend Reborn should whinny like horses

And I know I'll never have vengeance.

It makes me sad.


Critical Levels of Happening

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jul 02 2014 · 203 views

So I spent most of the build up to E3 laughing at those who posted "leaked" schedules of each presentation because it's obviously official if it's a photo of a piece of paper with some blurry and hard to discern matter of interest being viewed at an angle.

But screw that because I really want to believe that this is happening. Maybe my dreams are coming true...


Steam Sales damage

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jun 28 2014 · 184 views

So as the Steam sales rampage on to their last couple of days, I took the time to check just what I've tricked myself into justifying as a totally legitimate expenditure.

We have:
Devil May Cry 4
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The Wolf Among Us
Slender: The Arrival
Castle Crashers
Battleblock Theatre
Borderlands 2
Brutal Legend
Euro Truck Simulator 2 (Was gifted to me)
Far Cry 3
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Metro: Last Light
Saints Row Franchise Pack (With 2, 3 and 4)
Long Live the Queen
The Last Remnant
Payday 2
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines



After some intensive study...

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jun 12 2014 · 224 views

...Which consisted of two cinema trips and five minutes of thought, I can safely confirm:
Maleficent > Godzilla. The movies, I should add. Not the characters. 


It might be an obsession at this point

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Jun 01 2014 · 300 views

So I had a dream last night. I flicked on the TV and the screen was illuminated with a sight familiar to anyone on this site. Makuta trapped in the Toa seal, only of a higher quality CG. Seconds later he had broken free and said some crazy yet awe-inspiring line to himself before flying off into the distance. It was the same voice actor, Lee Tockar, only better because he spoke faster without all that old wheezing. It turned out that I was watching a commercial for a brand new Bionicle TV series that would tell a whole new tale. Lego had clearly worked some kind of deal to bring Bionicle back, if only in its story form and not in the sets. And it would have been amazing.
When I awoke, you can imagine my disappointment being such that I tried to fall back to sleep as soon as comprehension dawned. In the rather fitting words of Caliban:
"And then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
I cried to dream again."

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False life of the automaton

South England
English Literature

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Video games.

Complaining about video games.

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The Junk Heap (Current)
The Dark Moor
Where Fire And Ice Collide
You Can Call Me The King or the Ruler
The Temple of Drifting Sands

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The Writer's Desk

The Conqueror of Death:
The Best Kept Secrets
The Darkest Hour (Coming soon)
The Commute (Short story)
The Shadow of this Red Rock 
In Your Absence (Short Story)

Paradise Corrupted (Coming soon)

Lament of a Tyrant (Short Story) (Coming soon)

Great Stuff You're Likely To See Me Ranting Over

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Where Else To Find Me

Playstation Network: Randomgames243

Steam ID: Auto

Forums. I guarantee you'll find me somewhere else. Common usernames include The Shadowlord or The Wretched Automaton.

Must...Defend my...Mission...My...Mission...

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