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Interview With Insanity Part 1

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 25 2006 · 67 views

So, I was on my way to do an interview with Vezon. You see, at the bottom of the 777 stairs to the chamber of the mask of life, there was a shop. But not an ordinary shop, thus my interview was changed forever… It became a two for one deal!

Interview with Insanity Part 1

Kohaku: Why is there a shop here?
???: Because it is for the selling. The selling of Zamor.
Kohaku: …
???: I have boredom… Now that I have a guest… I have… FURY! I say to you WELCOME!
Kohaku: Um… ok, do I even want to know to what am I welcomed?
???: Sure. Welcome to Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor!
Kohaku: So… you are Fawful?

Fawful: Yes. In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with Zamor Spheres so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!
Kohaku: What about you, what made you become crazy?
Fawful: What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.
Kohaku: That’s mean…
Fawful: You are like a brainless cat that is too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity…
Kohaku: Never insult cats. They are awesome.
Fawful: …My tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?
Kohaku: Um, ok…

Fawful: Then now you listen!
I am here, merchant of Zamor, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the island next door, Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad Toa came. Red and green bad Toa. I had the punishment with hammers and flying jumps on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering… Red! And green!

I HAVE FURY!


Those heroes of badness! My brain aches at their armor! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no.

SO MUCH FURY!

They had evil mustaches! Hairs like the tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!

I have calm.

I am waiting like an elevator.

I run Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor, but… the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby’s candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!

I! WILL! HAVE! FURY!

I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
I HURT YOUR FACES!

D-Did I… have insanity?
Did I… have evil?
I suppress the fury, but sometimes… the fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.

Kohaku: Are you ok? And the Toa had mustaches?
Fawful: P-please… I will be fine. No worring for Fawful. Yes they did. We talk of beans. Beans and Zamor… we begin trading!

Kohaku: What are beans, and where are they?
Fawful: The beans hide in the dirts of this world like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.

Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.


You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean! Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies! You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.

If you get many beans, you get many, Zamor at this place, Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor.

Kohaku: Ok…

Fawful: We have currently in stock….

10 Beans - Grammar Zamor – Destroys bad grammar.
20 Beans – Spammer Zamor - Destroys evil spam.
50 Beans – Rumor Zamor – I have no idea what this one does…

Kohaku: I don’t have any beans though!
Fawful: I have anger and pity… If you want Zamor, you are capturing beans! BEANS!

This concludes today’s interview. For I am camped out in Voya Nui to go and talk to Vezon tomorrow.

Kohaku


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A Quest To Stop Evil...

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 24 2006 · 36 views

I am embarking on a quest to capture Evil Lord Surverlode. The evil guy discovered by bonesiii at his blog. You see after chasing down TSO and adding his heart to my collection, one evil guy has still escaped my grasp. We must hunt him and destroy the awesome bubble wrap that he gives us. Therefore, take your Mustard Guns and capture him. He has the power to destroy all... even the universe.

Also, on an unrelated note... Pluto is no longer a planet. We will miss you Pluto!

Kohaku


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Battling Watashi Wa In Hunters....

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 23 2006 · 42 views

It was a three way match... Watashi Wa, Alku toa of rahi, and I. I'll give you guys the basic run down of the battle.

1st - Kohaku
2nd - Watashi Wa
3rd - Alku toa of rahi

I would like to congratulate Watashi Wa for being the first person to kill me with the Power Beam. The most basic weapon in the game!

Also, I went to a Brewer game today. Colorado Rockies at The Brewers.

R, H, E (In that order)
Rockies 1 6 0
Brewers 7 6 0

It was a good game. And very fun. biggrin.gif

Kohaku


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A Moc Of Kohaku...

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 22 2006 · 36 views

Yes, a Moc has been made of me and sent to me via PM. Keep in mind that as of now he decided not to make a topic of it. It was made by Alku toa of rahi. I asked him if I could post it here and he said yes. So on with the links to a Moc of Kohaku.

Battle Ready Pose
Goodbye Zaktan
Sniping Some Spam
Imperialist (Sniper Rifle)

The reason he gave me a Sniper Rifle is because of my sniping in Metroid Prime Hunters. Although I've destroyed my foes with all of the weapons at some point or another.

Kohaku


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Shiny

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 21 2006 · 36 views

Yeah, I have an Octolith. You may not know what they are, but all you need to know is they are awesome. tongue.gif What I mean by that is on Metroid Prime Hunters, I've beaten the game 100%.

In other news, I have restarted work on my epic, Chapter 3 will be up soon. Plus the comedy that I'll be working on has been started... again. My computer didn't help because it died, so I lost all of that plus my log files... it was very annoying. I have to re-type all of it. *sigh*

Also, a friend of mine has made a moc of me... but, I'll get some pictures posted in here tomorrow. I love suspense, don't you?

Kohaku






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