Interview with Insanity Part 1
Kohaku: Why is there a shop here?
???: Because it is for the selling. The selling of Zamor.
???: I have boredom… Now that I have a guest… I have… FURY! I say to you WELCOME!
Kohaku: Um… ok, do I even want to know to what am I welcomed?
???: Sure. Welcome to Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor!
Kohaku: So… you are Fawful?
Fawful: Yes. In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with Zamor Spheres so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!
Kohaku: What about you, what made you become crazy?
Fawful: What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.
Kohaku: That’s mean…
Fawful: You are like a brainless cat that is too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity…
Kohaku: Never insult cats. They are awesome.
Fawful: …My tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?
Kohaku: Um, ok…
Fawful: Then now you listen!
I am here, merchant of Zamor, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the island next door, Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad Toa came. Red and green bad Toa. I had the punishment with hammers and flying jumps on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering… Red! And green!
I HAVE FURY!
Those heroes of badness! My brain aches at their armor! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no.
SO MUCH FURY!
They had evil mustaches! Hairs like the tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
I have calm.
I am waiting like an elevator.
I run Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor, but… the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby’s candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
I! WILL! HAVE! FURY!
I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
I HURT YOUR FACES!
D-Did I… have insanity?
Did I… have evil?
I suppress the fury, but sometimes… the fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.
Kohaku: Are you ok? And the Toa had mustaches?
Fawful: P-please… I will be fine. No worring for Fawful. Yes they did. We talk of beans. Beans and Zamor… we begin trading!
Kohaku: What are beans, and where are they?
Fawful: The beans hide in the dirts of this world like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.
Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.
You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean! Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies! You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.
If you get many beans, you get many, Zamor at this place, Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor.
Fawful: We have currently in stock….
10 Beans - Grammar Zamor – Destroys bad grammar.
20 Beans – Spammer Zamor - Destroys evil spam.
50 Beans – Rumor Zamor – I have no idea what this one does…
Kohaku: I don’t have any beans though!
Fawful: I have anger and pity… If you want Zamor, you are capturing beans! BEANS!
This concludes today’s interview. For I am camped out in Voya Nui to go and talk to Vezon tomorrow.