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Top 10 HAWTest Male Nintendo Characters Number 5-1


Kohaku

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To recap: Look at this entry. Again, this is a crack entry. I'll have a true list started in a couple of days.

 

Today, let's finish this SUPER HAWT LIST.

 

#5 - R.O.B. - NES (Also in Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

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Number five is alive! Also the HAWTEST ROBOT EVAR!

 

#4 - Beedle - Legend of Zelda Series

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Sorry Tingle, but you have nothing on Beedle! OH THANK YOU INDEED.

 

#3 - Hades - Kid Icarus

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Hey there do-gooders! Look at this amazing hunk, thos claws! That definition! And a wonderful personality!

 

#2 - Admiral Bobbery - Paper Mario Series

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Admiral Bobbery will blow you off your feet! Look at that mustache! Truly there is no mustache that can defeat the furry caterpillar on his magnificent face.... or is there?

 

 

Are you ready for it?

 

 

Seriously?

 

 

Well... alright. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

#1 - Waluigi - Mario Series

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Waluigi is the pinnacle of beauty in the video game world! Look at thos fabulous legs! Those lanky arms! Those devious eyes! The SIMPLY FABULOUS colour scheme! That AMAZING MUSTACHE! Those pointy feet and that wonderful nose!

 

Waluigi Number One Indeed.

 

Honorable Mention:

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Non-specific action figure. He would have been the entire list. He is lust PURE HAWTNESS. But alas, he is not actually a video game character. Please don't hate me non-specific action figure!

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Okay I've never seen that Hades dude before but he is a total hottie*. You've convinced me to play Kid Icarus as soon as possible. Good work, Joehaku.

 

 

*SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHA

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Now, why would you want to make Waluigi number one?

 

I should have been number one! Your cruelty pierces my heart like an icicle!

 

But thank you for your flattery!

 

Hades

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Now, why would you want to make Waluigi number one?

 

You lack a mustache.

 

@HH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR

 

@Windrider NOOOO I FORGOT FISHMAN

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