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Someone Needs A Life...


TinkerTech

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Kapurkar (my Brother):let's compare Mata Nui and Takadox!

Jalina (me): :D

Kapurkar: so, Head?

Takadox: I have a bigger head. I win!

Jalina:Weapons?

Takadox: I have weapons?

Mata Nui: I win.

Kapurkar: alright, Um, Shoulder Armour?

Takadox: I Can't see my shoulders....

Mata Nui: I win again!

Jalina: upper leg armor.

Mata Nui: I think i do.

Takadox: NO! I win!

Kapurkar: Lower leg armor?

Takadox: I just have a lower leg.

Mata Nui: I win.

Jalina: Back?

Mata Nui: (Shows Life counter)

Takadox: I got a Tail! (turns around and waves tail)

Kapurkar: Body armour.

Takadox: (looks at near-nonexistant body.)

Mata Nui: I win.

Jalina:Color scheme?

Mata Nui: I obvisously have a better color scheme.

Takadox: No! my scheme blends better!

Mata Nui: What?!?! You've got, like, five different colors!

Takadox: But they all blend.

Mata Nui: Not those red spikes.

Takadox: But they're small. they don't count.

Mata Nui: yes they do.

Takadox: says the guy with yellow and black. yech!

Mata Nui: hey, i look like Bumblebee from Transformers. right?

Jalina: *GASP* GregF must secretly be a Transformers fan!

*Mutran walks in*

Mata Nui: why are you wearing a dress?

Takadox: Why are you still wearing a dress?

Mata Nui: STILL?

Kapurkar: Mutran, we're broadcasting live, you know.

Mutran: *looks down at dress, then runs out of the room*

Jalina: where were we?

Kapurkar: something about color scheme.

Jalina: let's leave it at a tie.

Kapurkar: okay... Personality!

Takadox: I'm cute and adorable and cuddly and sweet!

Kapurkar:...I meant in the storyline.

Takadox: I know.

Mata Nui: No your'e not! You're an evil, maniactic warlord!

Takadox: no i'm not, although I did have this minion once named Carapar...

Mata Nui: What happened to him?

Takadox: Tren Korm killed him.

Mata Nui: Tren Korm ate your onion?

Takadox: No he didn't! he killed my onion, he didn't eat him. and i said minion. they may sound the same, but they're different.

Mata Nui: But you just called him an onion!

Takadox: Oh yeah? says who?

Mata Nui: says the Captain, that's who!

Takadox: OH YEAH!? aye aye, Captain Crunch! *TEE HEE HEE*

Mata Nui: ARRGGGGHHHH!!!

Takadox: Yipe!

*Mata Nui chases Takadox around my bed*

Jalina: Can we argue about this later?

Kapurkar: I concur. so, knowledge?

Jalina: I know a simple test. hey Takadox, did you know a penny saved is a penny earned?

Takadox: really? I'LL SAVE YOU PENNY! *dives off the bed* Ow...

Mata Nui: Cool saying.

*Kapurkar returns takadox to the bed.*

Kapurkar: last one. flexibillity?

Takadox: that one's easy! *does all sorts of weird poses)

Mata Nui: that's justs gross. I'm outta here. *leaves*

Takadox: Wait! I want a hug!

Takadox:Hug?

*Kapurkar leaves*

Takadox: No hug?

Takadox: :(

Jalina: Oh, I'll give you a hug.

Takadox: HUG! *jumps on Jalina*

Jalina: Can't...Breathe...

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