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No.

 

=P

 

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And I found a place it's dark and it's rotted

It's a cool, sweet kinda place where the copters won't spot it

And I destroyed the map that I carefully dotted

However, everyday I'm dumping the body

DON'T WORRY SWERT!

 

I'm sure someone who is going to Bricks Cascade will save you ;-;

We're bidding on your freedom currently.

 

Don't get your hopes up

Tell your kidnappers we'll only take you back for 5000 dollars, in cash, and a helicopter to somewhere without extradition.

 

Let them know I'm not playing around. So help me, I will drive to Oregon and sit on that trunk myself to make sure our demands are met.

Swert we are bringing wepon, we will be there tomorrow morning, try to hold out until then!

First time I'm hearing about a wife.

 

 

 

 

 

Or a girl for that matter.

No.

Alright, but we're going to do this my style. If you don't like my style, don't complain.

 

Lt. Ivy, hand me the explosives. Yes, now load it into the barrel. Captain to ship, turn to starboard. Aim guns at enemy car. Give'm all you've got.

 

(I just watched Battleship. What can I say?)

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

I will rescue you, Harrison Ford style. I will run around downtown Portland punching people in the face asking where my daughter is in a bear suit.

 

Don't think I won't, cause I will. And I'll film it and release it as a biography of Nicolas Cage's life.