How To Bring Back Bionicle
2. In 2026 start bringing it up and use viral marketing to make it seem like something new and exciting that the world hasn't seen in x # of years
3. As a result of the above, raise its popularity among younger children who will immediately jump on the bandwagon of this new and exciting product and make a return more likely.
In other news, I finished this semester with straight As -- somehow -- and got a 100% on my math final.
I am amazed.