Dr. Gerlicky's Miracle Diet

You collect the Mcdonalds Toys as well?

No, I just get a few... I'm not fond of McDonald's.

This year, I've learned the true facts about McDonald's. I knew it was fatty and unhealthy, but it was nothing compared to the real truth...

On their Happy Meal commercials, they advertise fresh Apple Dippers, but unless you specify your order, they only give you fries.

 

I actually only have three Bionicle toys from McDonalds this year. All of them are Makuta Mistika. I don't plan on getting any more.

 

Also, two toys are Phantoka, even though they're supposed to be Mistika toys...

 

What truth?

How much fat is in a simple cheese burger, how chicken nuggets are really made, what the food really contains, stuff like that. (Poor chickens... )

Of course, if you don't eat there every day, you won't have to worry about any of that.

 

I rarely eat at McDonalds anymore. I only recently went, and I hadn't gone in a long time. To be honest, I prefer a place called Zaxby's...

 

Additionaly, ironically enough, they're selling My Little Pony toys at the same time...

Hey, that reminds me! Remember that "Boycott KFC" thing? I read on one sign "Painful Debeaking".