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Life is like a box of Grenades


I wish I was FEmale

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Oct 17 2012 · 533 views

Science lovers should get this joke...


So I was watching this movie...

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Oct 15 2012 · 366 views

...And This scientist is on a mission to disable a nuclear bomb with this scientist and:

Commando: How many missions have you been on?

Scientist: This is my first mission. Well, How many nukes have you disabled?

Commando: A couple dozen.

If they added a trollface in there, it would have made my day.


How I met your father

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Oct 14 2012 · 289 views

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Now that's what I'd call bad first impressions.


I just did something hilariously stupid

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes, Uncategorized Oct 11 2012 · 407 views

I was in the RPG forum posting as usual, when Ieaned forward and poked my lips around through the air, trying to sip from my straw without having to divert my vision from the post I was typing. This was like a natural instinct, actually. I couldn't get the straw, so I instead maneuvered my head around to drink directly from my cup. And lo and behold, i was kissing my newly bought Kohrak canister! I looked around for my cup, only to realize that I didn't have one. Then I repeatedly headdesked.

I can't believe I'm this stupid!


Partially biased history teacher

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Oct 06 2012 · 337 views

Heres a story from last week that I thought might be interesting:

In my history class, there is a student teacher (for now) who is mostly doing the work for now. We are studying the 13 colonies, and we were naming them out loud from north to south. Our student teacher is from georgia, so it's sorta a running joke that when a question's answer is "georgia" He asks "what is the greatest state of them all?" to give a hint. Last week, Our regular history teacher (who is a big Kentucky basketball fan from what I hear) had a bit of a fun time with that:

Student teacher: Good job ____. Whats the colony directly south of north carolina?

Student: South carolina.

Student teacher: Good! And what's the greatest state of them all?

Regular teacher (answering incorrectly on purpose): Kentucky!


Presidental Election

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Oct 04 2012 · 438 views

Whoever you are voting for this year, Always remember: They can't be as bad as Gaius Baltar!
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*Gaius Baltar does not approve this entry


If you ever wondered what Iooked like...

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Sep 30 2012 · 446 views

...in a blurry photo wearing a paper avohkii with a CG top hat in 202x202 pixels...then you finally know.

I'm not sure why someone would want to know that that, though.


Most awesome image I've seen relatively recently

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Sep 28 2012 · 527 views

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Someday I'll have to get this small enough to get this in my sig


101 reasons why the our planet should not be incinerated by an Alien Race

Posted by BULiK , in Attempts at Jokes Sep 27 2012 · 403 views




That appears to be all I can think of.

Well, at least We had a good run.

Life is like a box of Grenades.

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