"Send my greetings to the Queen of The Gambia. Furthermore, I own a stapler."
"We have invested in a raisin farm."
"Remember, the celery retractors will be there in the morning."
[4:37:41 PM] Sumiki: SOMEONE SHIP WISCONSIN TO NORTH CAROLINA
[4:38:05 PM] GSR: I was at Valve's offices just week before last. Get me back into Seattle and I can break into their hat vault.
[4:39:04 PM] Sumiki: I don't know much about Team Fortress 2, but from what I gathered, it's essentially HATS HATS HATS
[4:39:14 PM] Sumiki: Which means it's kind of like BrickFair
[4:39:22 PM] GSR: So I hear. Less Andrews, though.
[4:43:16 PM] Sumiki: My fez is now named Andrew
[4:43:27 PM] Sumiki: so there were three of them this year
[4:44:19 PM] GSR: And then there's Velox-Andrew out west. I'm beginning to suspect some sort of sinister Andrew plot.
[4:45:22 PM] GSR: Tell me, Sumiki, was it you who named the fez Andrew? Or did the fez suggest it?
[4:45:32 PM] GSR: Be honest with me here. We could all be in terrible danger.
[4:45:55 PM] Sumiki: I did
[4:45:57 PM] Sumiki: just now
[4:46:13 PM] Sumiki: because there weren't enough Andrews
[4:46:42 PM] GSR: Be wary, my friend. They have strength in numbers.
[4:47:08 PM] Sumiki: Don't worry, my fez is inanima-OH GOODNESS WHAT IS IT DOING
[4:47:16 PM] GSR: GET OUT OF THERE
[4:47:29 PM] Sumiki: DON'T TASE ME, ANDREHAHAHAYSUVSAVVVHJLUHASHHKJBSJHKBASBHJDskfvasdfhbnjfdsbhkfasdhfaszzzzz
[4:47:34 PM] GSR: FEZZES MIGHT BE COOL BUT THEY'RE NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE
[4:47:45 PM] Sumiki: YOU'RE A FEZ
[4:47:47 PM] GSR: My god. They got him.
[4:47:51 PM] Sumiki: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING A TASER
[4:47:59 PM] GSR: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST RUN
[4:48:02 PM] Sumiki: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDhhsdjhhjhdshjdhjhayyagahhahhzzzz
[4:48:09 PM] Sumiki: SHOULD I JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
[4:48:13 PM] GSR: ALWAYS
[4:48:27 PM] Sumiki: DEFENESTRATIOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn
[4:48:30 PM] Sumiki: *oof*
[4:48:47 PM] Sumiki: oh hey smeag what are you OH HOLY ONIONS
[4:48:49 PM] GSR: Defenestration is always the solution.
[4:48:56 PM] GSR: oh no
[4:48:59 PM] GSR: KEEP MOVING SUMIKI
[4:49:06 PM] Sumiki: *action theme plays*
[4:49:13 PM] Sumiki: *runs into woods*
[4:49:14 PM] Sumiki: okay
[4:49:17 PM] Sumiki: I think I'm safe
[4:49:31 PM] GSR: Alright, but be careful.
[4:49:41 PM] Sumiki: AAAA VELOX
[4:49:44 PM] Sumiki: WHY ARE YOU A TREE
[4:49:46 PM] Sumiki: SERIOUSLY
[4:49:49 PM] Sumiki: I'M A TREE
[4:49:59 PM] Sumiki: NO wait you have a taser too wh-asbjksadjhasdnjdhahjagdshfghhc
[4:50:07 PM] GSR: THEY'LL TAKE ALL YOU HAVE, SUMIKI, YOU MUST KEEP RUNNING
[4:50:09 PM] GSR: I'm not safe myself
[4:50:14 PM] GSR: I just remembered my roommate's boyfriend is named Andrew and he's up in the loft right now.
[4:50:23 PM] Sumiki: ._.
[4:50:37 PM] Sumiki: BLACK SIX, HOLY COW
[4:50:40 PM] Sumiki: DON'T-
[4:50:44 PM] Sumiki: *banhammered*
[4:51:01 PM] Sumiki: tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of:
[4:51:05 PM] Sumiki: SUMIKI VS. ANDREWS
[4:51:44 PM] GSR: Two days later, the show was cancelled in favor of CSI: Waukesha.
[4:52:37 PM] Sumiki: Fortunately, Syfy picked it up as one of their made-for-TV movies
[4:53:21 PM] Sumiki: Unfortunately, they replaced Black Six with Watashi Wa and the fez with a flying turtle.
[12:00:31 AM] Sumiki: how about we all act like we're posting in the wrong chat constantly
[12:00:44 AM] Sumiki: "yes, I'd like a side of fries"
[12:00:56 AM] Bfahome: so then I told her "no, the dress shouldn't be that pink"
[12:01:11 AM] Bfahome: it clashes with the blaze orange
[12:01:23 AM] Sumiki: and then I said "oatmeal? are you crazy?!"
[12:01:33 AM] Spink: and then I dyed my hair pink
[12:01:45 AM] Bfahome: anyway, long story short, this is the stone I passed
[12:02:10 AM] Sumiki: ... you're sitting in it now
[12:03:18 AM] Bfahome: and what sound does an arctic tern make?
All images have been linked, all spaces between lines have been replaces with slashes.
Squishy: [image] this as my next sig yes/no
Sumiki: yes / total yes
yay two people think think this is good
well who wouldn't / it looks
well i just was worried because it's like my first really sort of fudge image editing ever / but it wasn't really hard because i edited it from this / but whatever
>fudge / OM NOM NOM EAT
YES WE CAN / OM NOM NOM / EAT PORK CHOPS / oh wow that was a long time ago / it also reminds me of when brick's blog was still OM NOM NOM ;__;
I miss that blog title
who doesn't / well besides brockeens / *brickeens / unless he secretly kind of misses it
he might, iunno
i kind of hope he does / then there is a 1 in random number between 3 and 387 chance that he may go back to OM NOM NOM someday
best probability ever
yeah uh / i totally didn't make that up on the spot, brick told me that himself / yeah that's how it went down
cool story bro
ya / (I think we messed this up)
BLAME THE FUDGE
blame the pork
blame the kung pao chicken
blame assorted foodstuffs
and blame the sports section of your local sports store
what other sections are there :awkao:[/size]
well there are clothing sections / that are sports related / and checkouts / that are sports related / uhhhhhhhhhh / [image]
the banana dude will end all evil red theaters
waht is that I dnot even
he's going to bury the evil red theaters and his nosebananas, obviously
I was unaware that theaters could be evil
well duh / when there is gum on the bottom of the seats and some people just won't shut up and when a tall person is sitting in front of you / pure evil
every / villain / is / theaters that print lemons / otherwise known as evittpl
/ I never want to drink lemonade again
think of the apples and oranges and limes and other tropical fruit that are made into apple juice, orange juice, limeade and other tropical drinks
vegetarians are evil, I'm now a full-time carnivore / oh wait / WHAT CAN I CONSUME :waaht_rainbow:
yes, consuming the stuff that is actually not living is way worse than consuming the stuff that actually is
yeah you think you're so cool going all bread and whatever
[image] / WHERE IS YOUR DOG NOW / (in my bread)
HA / I DON'T HAVE A DOG / (anymore?)
come on squishy you're supposed to be disturbified
nah i've seen that image before / i already have been disturbified by that image beforehand / but the question is / [image] / are you disturbified
yes / yes indeed I am / thank you very much
you are very much welcome
okay no matter how many times i see that image it will always be extremely extremely extremely disturbing
what has changed this pm convo from a question about my next signature to a somewhat disturbing picturefest
[image] / this guy
STOP / just stop
[image] / oh alright
[image] / okay let's change the subject
um okay / what should we change it to
BLOBFISH OF COURSE
we're back to disturbing pictures again
four pages of this nonsense / what is this madness
THIS / IS / PM CONVOS / *kicks into pile of PMs*
*retrieves atomic PA system, mounts on lightsaber and charges*
*ignites own lightsaber* / EXTREME SWORD FIGHTING AAAAAAAAAAAA
*activates atomic PA system, blows up your lightsaber with the power of muffled, unearthly sound*
*nukes you with a megaton of disturbing images*
THE DISTURBINGNESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa / *whips around with an army of 78498769857 handdudes armed with CornerShot guns and plastic Thor hammers*
HA / ALL OF THE HANDDUDES ARE UNDER MY COMMAND / *they turn around and begin to attack you*
[image] / *produces 78498769857 handdude mind-control caps and creates a Put-The-Handdude-Mind-Control-Caps-On-The-Handdudes-Inator-Thingy and activates it, making all the handdudes attack you*
[image] / *distracts you with 156,997,539,714 longcats*
[image] / *shuns the longcats with 42 mudkips and cakes that are lies*
[image] / that's 3,738,036,660 longcats for every mudkip, and mudkipz are not that powerful / I mean, I herd you liek them, but this is getting to the point of utter ridiculousness
but 42 mudkips / emphasis on the 42 / also i used to liek mudkips, but then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE THAT IS SO FUNNY AHAHA / [image] [image] [image] [image] / gosh you have so much willy wonka in your reactions just wat
[image] / the ability to use mudkipz is insignificant next to the power of the longcat / [/paraphrasedstarwarsmisquotes]
okay then / I SURRENDER *throws hands into the air*
so is this over
To be continued ... ?
He's the lord of all strangeness. - Ignika: Nerd of Life
How awesome is Sumiki on a scale of 1 to 10? - Waffles
42. - Black Six
[He's] the king of wierd, the prince of practicality, the duke of durr! - Daiker
Sumiki is magic. - Cholie
Sumiki says, "Do I creeeeeeep you out?" Yes, he does. - Waffles
Sumiki is a nub. He's cool, but he's still a nub. - Ran Yakumo
"What is a Sumiki?" You may ask. But the answer to that is still unknown, even to the Sumiki itself. - Daiker
Ah, Sumiki. - Electric Turahk
LISTEN TO SUMIKI - Cholie
Sumiki is best snickerdoodle. - Takuma Nuva
BZPower = Sumiki + McSmeag + B6. And Hahli Husky. - Vorex
What's a Sumi? Does it taste good? - Janus
I would have thought Sumiki wanted to reincarnate as a farm animal. - Kraggh
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - Kakaru
Sumiki: the horse_ebooks of bzp - VampireBohrok
Everything relates to Sumiki. No really, everything. - Daiker
He's in worse mental condition than I thought. - Obsessionist
I'm just wondering why I'm looking at some cat dancing ... I suppose the answer would simply be "Sumiki." - Brickeens
I was like a beast, screaming through the mind of Sumiki at the speed of sound. I.. I wasn't strong enough to stop myself. What I saw was the end of infinity, through which one can see the beginning of time, and I will never be the same. - Portalfig
I imagine the 13th Doctor will be rather like Sumiki, at the rate we're going. - rahkshi guurahk
I was quite sure Sumiki had another set of arms stashed somewhere. - Bfahome
Every week, I post a new "Tuesday Tablescrap", a small MOC not worthy of a topic, but something to post and inspire me to build more.
10/25/11 - Duplo Flower
11/1/11 - Slender Man and Masky
11/8/11 - Bizarre Black Spaceship
11/15/11 - 2001 Monolith
11/22/11 - My Little Slizer 50
11/29/11 - Punching Bag
12/6/11 - Thunder and Escorts
12/13/11 - Three Concepts
12/20/11 - Kaxium Alternate
12/27/11 - None (Christmas Break)
1/10/12 - None
1/17/12 - Volant
1/24/12 - Nidman's Chute Shoop Shop
1/31/12 - None (Brickshelf down)
2/7/12 - None
2/14/12 - Atomic Lime
2/21/12 - Spearhead
2/28/12 - Glatorian Kahi
3/6/12 - Seeker
3/13/12 - Skyscraper
3/20/12 - Microphone
3/27/12 - Toa Vultraz
4/3/12 - Flammenwerferjüngeres
4/10/12 - Umbrella
4/17/12 - Lime Beetle
4/24/12 - Special - Flame Sculpture
5/1/12 - None (BZPower down)
5/8/12 - Purple Ninja
5/15/12 - The Original Sumiki
5/22/12 - 7/24/12 - None
7/31/12 - Tahu
8/7/12 - None (BrickFair)
8/14/12 - Special - Chess Set
8/21/12 - Heavily Armored Wasp
8/28/12 - Spaceship Drill
9/4/12 - Scuba Vehicle
9/11/12 - Orange Guy
9/18/12 - Strange Flying Thing
9/25/12 - Goblet
10/2/12 - None
10/9/12 - Aim .............................. Down
10/16/12 - Gold Bot
10/23/12 - Teal Mech
10/30/12 - Special - Teal Mech (#2)
11/6/12 - Bits and Pieces
11/13/12 - Two Spaceships
11/20/12 - TARDIS Interior
11/27/12 - Christmas Creep
12/4/12 - Toaraga
12/11/12 - Fireplace
12/18/12 - Abstract Duckling
12/25/12 - None (Christmas)
1/1/13 - Black Bot
1/8/13 - 1/22/13 - None
1/29/13 - Handheld Rhotuka Launcher
2/5/13 - 8/6/13 - None
8/13/13 - The Hinklebot
8/20/12 - Special - Post-Apocalyptic Piyufi
Formerly known as the Bring Back Teal Club, the Unused Colors Society is a club that serves to promote colors that are little-used or discontinued, such as teal, old purple, or metallic blue.
Akuna Toa of Sonics
Popup2: The Camel
~System Of A Down~
Thunder on the Mountain
Toa of Vahi
WORT WORT WORT
Toa Kuhrii Avohkii
Toa Neya 2011 Edition
~prisma son of dawn~
.: WoLVeRINe :.
The Great Forgetter
Thomas the Tank Engine
Oh my miru
Element lord Of Milk.
Lexuk Toa Of Insanity
Michael J. Caboose
Lord Kaitan de Storms
Toa of Dancing
The Oncoming Storm
Toa of Pumpkin
Toa Zehvor Blackout
Lord of Ice
Zarayna: The Quiet Light
Vorex: Keeper of Time
Toa of Smooth Jazz
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If you learn one thing in life, learn this:
You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.
just a heads up - Cthulhu would probably eradicate mankind before bringing back Bionicle
so yeah, all I'm saying is, please think twice about this okay
nothing gets democracy flowing like erratic capitalizatION
[the NSA] couldn't say no when I offered them an ostrich farm in exchange
Sumiki -- nice try but we all know Toa Mata Nui stuffs its bra
have we mentioned hats
Shhh, I'm trying to focus on the negative to justify my dislike of history.
Also a long line of really great hats.
You have a great understanding of history, but don't forget, war, murder and other poor decisions are also huge characteristics.
To be fair, I am the one responsible for the invention of Mafia in the 1320s by seventeen bored italians locked in a mine shaft.
It's a long story.