There are only three people in the world who understand the context behind this, and I am one of them.
"Send my greetings to the Queen of The Gambia. Furthermore, I own a stapler."
"We have invested in a raisin farm."
"Remember, the celery retractors will be there in the morning."
[4:37:41 PM] Sumiki: SOMEONE SHIP WISCONSIN TO NORTH CAROLINA
[4:38:05 PM] GSR: I was at Valve's offices just week before last. Get me back into Seattle and I can break into their hat vault.
[4:39:04 PM] Sumiki: I don't know much about Team Fortress 2, but from what I gathered, it's essentially HATS HATS HATS
[4:39:14 PM] Sumiki: Which means it's kind of like BrickFair
[4:39:22 PM] GSR: So I hear. Less Andrews, though.
[4:43:16 PM] Sumiki: My fez is now named Andrew
[4:43:27 PM] Sumiki: so there were three of them this year
[4:44:19 PM] GSR: And then there's Velox-Andrew out west. I'm beginning to suspect some sort of sinister Andrew plot.
[4:45:22 PM] GSR: Tell me, Sumiki, was it you who named the fez Andrew? Or did the fez suggest it?
[4:45:32 PM] GSR: Be honest with me here. We could all be in terrible danger.
[4:45:55 PM] Sumiki: I did
[4:45:57 PM] Sumiki: just now
[4:46:13 PM] Sumiki: because there weren't enough Andrews
[4:46:42 PM] GSR: Be wary, my friend. They have strength in numbers.
[4:47:08 PM] Sumiki: Don't worry, my fez is inanima-OH GOODNESS WHAT IS IT DOING
[4:47:16 PM] GSR: GET OUT OF THERE
[4:47:29 PM] Sumiki: DON'T TASE ME, ANDREHAHAHAYSUVSAVVVHJLUHASHHKJBSJHKBASBHJDskfvasdfhbnjfdsbhkfasdhfaszzzzz
[4:47:34 PM] GSR: FEZZES MIGHT BE COOL BUT THEY'RE NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE
[4:47:45 PM] Sumiki: YOU'RE A FEZ
[4:47:47 PM] GSR: My god. They got him.
[4:47:51 PM] Sumiki: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING A TASER
[4:47:59 PM] GSR: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST RUN
[4:48:02 PM] Sumiki: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDhhsdjhhjhdshjdhjhayyagahhahhzzzz
[4:48:09 PM] Sumiki: SHOULD I JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
[4:48:13 PM] GSR: ALWAYS
[4:48:27 PM] Sumiki: DEFENESTRATIOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn
[4:48:30 PM] Sumiki: *oof*
[4:48:47 PM] Sumiki: oh hey smeag what are you OH HOLY ONIONS
[4:48:49 PM] GSR: Defenestration is always the solution.
[4:48:56 PM] GSR: oh no
[4:48:59 PM] GSR: KEEP MOVING SUMIKI
[4:49:06 PM] Sumiki: *action theme plays*
[4:49:13 PM] Sumiki: *runs into woods*
[4:49:14 PM] Sumiki: okay
[4:49:17 PM] Sumiki: I think I'm safe
[4:49:31 PM] GSR: Alright, but be careful.
[4:49:41 PM] Sumiki: AAAA VELOX
[4:49:44 PM] Sumiki: WHY ARE YOU A TREE
[4:49:46 PM] Sumiki: SERIOUSLY
[4:49:49 PM] Sumiki: I'M A TREE
[4:49:59 PM] Sumiki: NO wait you have a taser too wh-asbjksadjhasdnjdhahjagdshfghhc
[4:50:07 PM] GSR: THEY'LL TAKE ALL YOU HAVE, SUMIKI, YOU MUST KEEP RUNNING
[4:50:09 PM] GSR: I'm not safe myself
[4:50:14 PM] GSR: I just remembered my roommate's boyfriend is named Andrew and he's up in the loft right now.
[4:50:23 PM] Sumiki: ._.
[4:50:37 PM] Sumiki: BLACK SIX, HOLY COW
[4:50:40 PM] Sumiki: DON'T-
[4:50:44 PM] Sumiki: *banhammered*
[4:51:01 PM] Sumiki: tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of:
[4:51:05 PM] Sumiki: SUMIKI VS. ANDREWS
[4:51:44 PM] GSR: Two days later, the show was cancelled in favor of CSI: Waukesha.
[4:52:37 PM] Sumiki: Fortunately, Syfy picked it up as one of their made-for-TV movies
[4:53:21 PM] Sumiki: Unfortunately, they replaced Black Six with Watashi Wa and the fez with a flying turtle.
[12:00:31 AM] Sumiki: how about we all act like we're posting in the wrong chat constantly
[12:00:44 AM] Sumiki: "yes, I'd like a side of fries"
[12:00:56 AM] Bfahome: so then I told her "no, the dress shouldn't be that pink"
[12:01:11 AM] Bfahome: it clashes with the blaze orange
[12:01:23 AM] Sumiki: and then I said "oatmeal? are you crazy?!"
[12:01:33 AM] Spink: and then I dyed my hair pink
[12:01:45 AM] Bfahome: anyway, long story short, this is the stone I passed
[12:02:10 AM] Sumiki: ... you're sitting in it now
[12:03:18 AM] Bfahome: and what sound does an arctic tern make?
He's the lord of all strangeness. - Ignika: Nerd of Life
How awesome is Sumiki on a scale of 1 to 10? - Waffles
42. - Black Six
[He's] the king of wierd, the prince of practicality, the duke of durr! - Daiker
Sumiki is magic. - Cholie
Sumiki says, "Do I creeeeeeep you out?" Yes, he does. - Waffles
Sumiki is a nub. He's cool, but he's still a nub. - Ran Yakumo
"What is a Sumiki?" You may ask. But the answer to that is still unknown, even to the Sumiki itself. - Daiker
LISTEN TO SUMIKI - Cholie
Sumiki is best snickerdoodle. - Takuma Nuva
BZPower = Sumiki + McSmeag + B6. And Hahli Husky. - Vorex
What's a Sumi? Does it taste good? - Janus
I would have thought Sumiki wanted to reincarnate as a farm animal. - Kraggh
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - Kakaru
Sumiki: the horse_ebooks of bzp - VampireBohrok
Everything relates to Sumiki. No really, everything. - Daiker
He's in worse mental condition than I thought. - Obsessionist
I'm just wondering why I'm looking at some cat dancing ... I suppose the answer would simply be "Sumiki." - Brickeens
I was like a beast, screaming through the mind of Sumiki at the speed of sound. I.. I wasn't strong enough to stop myself. What I saw was the end of infinity, through which one can see the beginning of time, and I will never be the same. - Portalfig
I imagine the 13th Doctor will be rather like Sumiki, at the rate we're going. - rahkshi guurahk
I was quite sure Sumiki had another set of arms stashed somewhere. - Bfahome
Note to future self: don’t try to predict Sumiki, he’s unpredictable. - Voltex
Let's be honest, I would totally have picked my main man Sumiki to lead my goose-stepping night killers anyway. We tight like that, yo. - Xaeraz
10/10, would Sumiki again. - Bfahome
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Every week, I post a new "Tuesday Tablescrap", a small MOC not worthy of a topic, but something to post and inspire me to build more.
10/25/11 - Duplo Flower
11/1/11 - Slender Man and Masky
11/8/11 - Bizarre Black Spaceship
11/15/11 - 2001 Monolith
11/22/11 - My Little Slizer 50
11/29/11 - Punching Bag
12/6/11 - Thunder and Escorts
12/13/11 - Three Concepts
12/20/11 - Kaxium Alternate
12/27/11 - None (Christmas Break)
1/10/12 - None
1/17/12 - Volant
1/24/12 - Nidman's Chute Shoop Shop
1/31/12 - None (Brickshelf down)
2/7/12 - None
2/14/12 - Atomic Lime
2/21/12 - Spearhead
2/28/12 - Glatorian Kahi
3/6/12 - Seeker
3/13/12 - Skyscraper
3/20/12 - Microphone
3/27/12 - Toa Vultraz
4/3/12 - Flammenwerferjüngeres
4/10/12 - Umbrella
4/17/12 - Lime Beetle
4/24/12 - Special - Flame Sculpture
5/1/12 - None (BZPower down)
5/8/12 - Purple Ninja
5/15/12 - The Original Sumiki
5/22/12 - 7/24/12 - None
7/31/12 - Tahu
8/7/12 - None (BrickFair)
8/14/12 - Special - Chess Set
8/21/12 - Heavily Armored Wasp
8/28/12 - Spaceship Drill
9/4/12 - Scuba Vehicle
9/11/12 - Orange Guy
9/18/12 - Strange Flying Thing
9/25/12 - Goblet
10/2/12 - None
10/9/12 - Aim .............................. Down
10/16/12 - Gold Bot
10/23/12 - Teal Mech
10/30/12 - Special - Teal Mech (#2)
11/6/12 - Bits and Pieces
11/13/12 - Two Spaceships
11/20/12 - TARDIS Interior
11/27/12 - Christmas Creep
12/4/12 - Toaraga
12/11/12 - Fireplace
12/18/12 - Abstract Duckling
12/25/12 - None (Christmas)
1/1/13 - Black Bot
1/8/13 - 1/22/13 - None
1/29/13 - Handheld Rhotuka Launcher
2/5/13 - 8/6/13 - None
8/13/13 - The Hinklebot
8/20/13 - Special - Post-Apocalyptic Piyufi
8/27/13 - 8/5/14 - None
8/12/14 - Another Chro Original
8/19/14 - Kanohi Zatth
8/26/14 - Miniland Hatpile
9/2/14 - S. S. Starfish
9/9/14 - Special - Claude Hairgel
9/16/14 - Green Flame
Formerly known as the Bring Back Teal Club, the Unused Colors Society is a club that serves to promote colors that are little-used or discontinued, such as teal, old purple, or metallic blue.
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~System Of A Down~
Thunder on the Mountain
Toa of Vahi
WORT WORT WORT
Toa Kuhrii Avohkii
Toa Neya 2011 Edition
~prisma son of dawn~
.: WoLVeRINe :.
The Great Forgetter
Thomas the Tank Engine
Oh my miru
Element lord Of Milk.
Lexuk Toa Of Insanity
Michael J. Caboose
Lord Kaitan de Storms
Toa of Dancing
The Oncoming Storm
Toa of Pumpkin
Toa Zehvor Blackout
Lord of Ice
Zarayna: The Quiet Light
Vorex: Keeper of Time
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If you learn one thing in life, learn this:
You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.
just a heads up - Cthulhu would probably eradicate mankind before bringing back Bionicle
so yeah, all I'm saying is, please think twice about this okay
nothing gets democracy flowing like erratic capitalizatION
[the NSA] couldn't say no when I offered them an ostrich farm in exchange
Sumiki -- nice try but we all know Toa Mata Nui stuffs its bra
have we mentioned hats
Shhh, I'm trying to focus on the negative to justify my dislike of history.
Also a long line of really great hats.
You have a great understanding of history, but don't forget, war, murder and other poor decisions are also huge characteristics.
To be fair, I am the one responsible for the invention of Mafia in the 1320s by seventeen bored italians locked in a mine shaft.
It's a long story.