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Yratnemele, Nostaw Raed Ym, Yratnemele

Toofa s'emag eht, nostaw rd, emoc, emoc!   Sherlock Holmes is the best. (I hope I spelled that right...I'm always getting him mixed up with Sheerluck Holmes.) The pipe, the awareness, the catchphrases...he's just cool. I'm posting ths in brown in his honor.   Not to mention all those fantastically big words. Take "elusive" for example. If it weren't for the dictionary, I don't think there would be any easy way of knowing what it means. Or "impervious." Or "incarceration."   All the stories w

You're Only Right If I Agree With It

Opinions are like noses. Everyone has one, but just because someone's is different than yours doesn't mean there's something wrong with it.   Our opinions are one of the things we treasure most. Probably because they're pretty much what forms us... if we didn't think anything about anything or anyone, things would be pretty bland. Though on the plus side, since no one would like or dislike, the human race could eat dirt. Think of all the time we'd save not having to cook! We could just run out

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You'll Never Guess What I'm Doing Right Now!

Nothing.   ...   Okay, I'm joking. I'm blogging, and that's not nothing.   I was thinking I should add the Spiderman staff's real identities to the little-known member fact list. "Little-known member fact: Gwen Stacy is really -Kex-," etc. It might help prevent confusion for new members, not to mention myself. Any objections?   I added the "BZPower busy server themesong" content block. Really, that songs reminds of BZP in its busy times, and it always goes through my head when a busy messag

You

You're amazing, unique, awesome, and the best you anyone has ever met.   Don't ever forget it.   Or I'll whack you with my umbrella.     Turakii

Yonder Krekka, Thee Art...changed...

In angry nidhiki's funniest edit contest, I took it into mine head to try my hand. And aye, it turned much better then my hopes 'twould have dreamed...   The original   To...   The edit     Just thought I might share it with thou readers, as it seemeth too good to keep to myself alone.     Duke Duke: I honestly don't understand either picture...     Turakii

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I'm a girl again. Happy?   ---   This was tyoed onluy with my lefty hasnd   Tjhis wasd tyyped only with my right had   hyis ayped ih my nose   ...Speaking of which, which hand (assuming you use your hands) do you rely on more in typing? And which non-hand part of you would you say is the most skilled typist? [/notrandom]     Turakii

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Ye Olde Signatures, Entries, And Contests

Aye, only two hours left in yonder contest!   I have a question for thou, O great members-with-knowledge. In the reading of signatures, I hath noticed many with rule-breaking banners or texteths. But, wheneverso I reporteth them, nothingeth happens.   So far, I have sent mine these reports of mine to Sir -Kex- and Master Omicron. But nothing hath come of them. The violating signatures stay yet.   Hast anyone any advice on signature reports?   (Must...readeth...Shakespeare...)     Duke Duke:

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Yayshmor It Snow!

Today, I looked out the window and wondered whether a cotton factory had exploded and how its explosion had brought down the temperature outside. After running several complicated analysis tests, I realized that it was in fact not cotton, and, at last, the white powdery stuff we had long anticipated had arrived...     Look at that! It's almost enough snow to build an entire city of snow forts and an army of snowmen to boot! It snowed it snowed it snowed it snowed... SPLAT! *Gets hit with sno

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Yay...

Is there a "Longest Interests List to Make the Member Spotlight" award?     Actually, Little Miss Krahka's got me beat.     Turakii

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Yay Art Contest!

Well, the Art Contest voting began today. I'm in poll 5.   Of course, I had to be in a poll with the Humane Society, which was one I had originally been planning to vote for. It's great.   Oh, well. I'll vote for it in the Finals.   There are a lot of fantastic entries. BZP is not only the #1 Bionicle forum, but it's got the best Bionicle artists.   ---   Post one thousand today whoo! I'm going to draw a picture or write a story or somethin'!   ---   I have been officially dubbed as

Xbox, Anyone?

Traku has now set up his XBox 360 for XBox Live. If anyone is willing to die a horrible death in Halo 3 (says he), his gamertag is QPCT999.   No, I don't have it yet.   ~EDIT~ I has a gamertag now! I wanted to go for EZ Kill, but ended up being (*gasp!*) Turakii instead.     Turakii

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Why You Shouldn't Change Your Avatar/banner Theme

Because you might think you have to report some uppity little whippersnapper for stealing your art and having the audacity to repost it, complete with the same topic title and your exact text.   ...   And then you'll realize the poster was in fact still you, just with a different avatar.   ...   And you will feel very, very stupid.     Turakii

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Why Write When You Can Draw?

I got Christmas presents four days ago, and since going with the flow and actually writing a list would be way too much work, I just grabbed a mechanical pencil and began scribbling.       Maxilos!   Wait... Hydraxon... I always get those two confused...   Turakii

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Why women's shampoo scares me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgIQe23OLzo     Disclaimer: Turakii is in no way supporting the idea that shampoo can be gender-specific and wholeheartedly supports every man's right to use shampoo of every color and scent.

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Why Can't We Live On The Internet?

On the internet...   You can carry on ten conversations simultaneously without any of the other people knowing.   Nobody can interrupt you mid-sentence.   You can change your appearance as simply as uploading a new avatar.   No one has ever stubbed their toe on a topic.   You can speak in color.   Nobody ever got tired running from BZP to Wikipedia to Google to BZP to their blog to the messenger to lego.com to...   Friends are added with the click of a button.   With the magic of the bac

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Why Bionicle Isn't Aimed At Little Girls

Well, my seven-year-old sister got a Matau.   He lost a piece of his leg armor.   So, she bandaged him with a piece of paper and let her dolls nurse him back to health.       Turakii     P.S. Yayz! Schizo gave me a proto boost! Thank you, thank you, thank you, a hundred times, Schizo!

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Whoohoo! It's Larryboy!

The mail truck just came five minutes ago and dropped off an Amazon package and I opened it and it was LarryBoy and the Bad Apple it came two days early WHOOHOO!       *Hyper-ventilates and falls to the floor in ecstasy.* So I'm going to watch it as soon as I finish my chores and schoolwork! Go LarryBoy! Whoo!     Turakii   P.S. Oh yeah, and Bob and Larry Sing the 70's arrived, too---but I'll write more about that later. LarryBoy has arrived!

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Who Wants To Hear A Dumb Joke? And Checker Update!

I moved the last entry down. You have to hear this joke Traku made up!   "Why did the poor baker steal the muffins and sell them on eBay?"   "He kneaded the dough."   And then we both laughed like lunatics.   ---   Quantum-Phasically Charged Traku just beat me in checkers for the second time in a row.   He got all my pieces.   I got none.   Boy, that was a quick game. In the last game, I actually captured one piece. We've decided the first to get three out of five wins. The winner plays

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Who Loves... *title Abruptly Cuts Off*

Now, my friends, allow me to show you the one character on television considered either the sweetest or most evil, depending on the viewer.   Please, take a deep breath and ready yourself. Brace yourself to the chair. Keep someone who knows CPR nearby, just in case. And, above all, please try not to panic.   Are you ready?     Run.       Turakii

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Who Loves Barney?

This entry is the place for everyone to declare their unending love for that well-known purple dinosaur, Barney! A true masterpiece in the World of Children's Television! A wonder forever! Wow!   So, come on! How much do you all love Barney?   ...   ...Why is no one here...?       Turakii

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