This entry will be dedicated to as many members as my Veggietales-obsessed mind can think up. You all remember my "little-known member fact of the day"? I'm going to write down as many as possible, some of which you may recognize. If you think up any I missed, feel free to add them!
I have more up!
Still, I can't know every little-known fact. If there's something about yourself or your friends which few members know about, such as your skills in anim8or or the fact that you started a fad,
Guys, did you know that, on Friday, yesterday was Thursday!?
And tomorrow is Saturday!?
And Sunday comes afterwards!? Sunday! Of all things!?
ME NEITHER! =O But thanks to Rebecca Black, I'll never forget again!
I so excited!
Turakii
When you reach the age of 21, something magical happens. It's not the first time something magical has happened. Apparently, on your 18th birthday, your chances of exercising pyromania suddenly plummeted, so you were finally allowed to purchase lighters. You also must have lost the ability to grasp simple probability, so you were allowed to purchase lottery tickets too. And being alive 18 years also gave you the right to make valid political decisions! It was a magical time of fire, useless pa
Let's play Guess The Slogan! The one who guesses the most correctly gets a... a... uh... a free emoticon?
Round One
Somewhat blatantly obvious slogans that are currently/recently used Can you hear me now? Good. So easy a caveman can do it Hungry? Grab a ____ America runs on ____ What's in your wallet? Silly rabbit! ___ are for kids! Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that ____ Eat fresh Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... ("Cats ask for it by name") It gives y
It's not... that... horrible...
*Runs away covering face.*
*Is pushed back to blog by certain someones who will remain unnamed.*
*Ahem.* Soooo...
Okay, the art and characters are adorable.
Fine, since the characters can actually sing, the songs are bearable.
Sure, it's downright funny at times.
Alright, although it has lessons at the end, they're not sugar-wafer-sprinkle-covered-lessons dripping with chocolate syrup and shoved down your throat by a giggling protagonist.
How
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgIQe23OLzo Disclaimer: Turakii is in no way supporting the idea that shampoo can be gender-specific and wholeheartedly supports every man's right to use shampoo of every color and scent.
There's something extremely stange going on in the BZPower forums. As our Vahi spin innocently beside our proto bars, informing the world of our one-yearness, they are inexplicably replaced by a spiky, yellow, glowing mask. This new mask looks entirely different from our treasured Vahi, and no doubt contains far less impressive and effective powers.
Our suspicion is a malicious being is creeping from profile to profile, watching and waiting, then making the swap when everyone's looking away.
So I recently acquired this dragon which needs a lot of work. It's not exactly house trained, and is constantly eating my goldfish and cats instead of the nice Dragon Kibbles I bought for it.
In my desperation, I've resorted to unlikely places for solutions to my dilemma. When I reached the BZP blogs, I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot. Entry after entry with tutorials on the very problem I'm having! At last, my goldfish are saved!
Except every single one of those entries have to do wi
And WOAH WHERE DID ALL THESE BUTTONS COME FROM!? So I was at Brickfair and realized, "Woah, BZP still exists, and so do I, so maybe our existences should coincide more often." Anyways, I have a story! *Ahem.* Once upon a time there was a member named Turakii who got married to a member named Toa Lhikan Hordika and moved to Santiago, Chile (in South America!) (speaking of which, Chileans get very offended if you call yourself an "American" because they technically are too, so you have to basi
Don't give up hope.
It's worth it, I tell you! The pain and deprivation are worth it! All those Snickers, Milky Ways, Tootsie Rolls, Skittles, and Peanut M&Ms you're forced to give away are redeemed in the end!
...
Actually, I'm lying. You never do quite get over their loss.
But at least your teeth look good. =D
Turakii
I have a warning for you... because no one ever bothered to warn me.
One day, your braces will be removed, and will instead be replaced with a metal/plastic contraption designed to keep your teeth looking beautiful and straight and to show everyone you still haven't escaped the orthodontist's clutches.
When you get a retainer, it's exciting. You have removable metal in your mouth! You can take it out for pictures! You can impress your friends by flipping it with your tongue when your orth
So, after ten years of glasses, I finally decided to try that other option that doesn't involve shooting lasers in my eyes.
Open eye, insert plastic, see clearly without glasses. Sounds simple.
But there's something that never really registers up until that very moment...
Your eye doesn't want plastic in it.
Never mind that you'll be able to see yourself in a mirror from farther than five inches! You're attempting to not only touch your finger to your eye, but insert a foreign object
Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhat!? It's two-thirty AM and most people are asleep, but I'M NOT! I'm sitting up typing and I'm not asleeeep! Iiiii'm awake, fully awake, and type-type-typing awaaaaayyy...
'Cause see, me and LM, we're hangin' out and stuff and trying to keep a grip on sanity, and did you know that by two in the morning, a tap-dancing bananamuffin is entirely believable?
'Cause we has TAP-DANCING BANANAMUFFINS.
~Wheeeeee!
It's so amazing! The server isn't busy at all! Oh my g
Adding "With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher" to the end of song titles.You Give Love A Bad Name With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher - Bon Jovi Nobody's Perfect With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher - Hannah Montana Fireflies With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher - Owl City Just Dance With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher - Lady Gaga Single Ladies With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher - Beyonce Turakii
Which platform gaming system, in your opinion, owns? Owns beyond all doubt? Owns more than Akamai and Wairuha combined?
See, Traku is thinking of possibly purchasing the one that wins out. He also wanted me to mention that he'd prefer the cost of the gaming system to be below a million thousand dollars.
Turakii
Many admire and enjoy the crisp tastiness of a strip of bacon. Anytime, day or night, with eggs and without, even on a burger or stuffed in a sandwich, bacon is the most satisfying food to be found. All over the world, everyone from emperors to canines celebrate upon receiving a bacon-flavored treat. Mail carriers have been known to attempt smuggling bacon out of their deliveries, and doctors often recommend it for curing sicknesses. It is suspected by scientists that bacon may one day be the mi
Turakii completed the quiz, "What is the name of the man you'll marry?" with the result Scott.
You and Scott are both daring, skillful, bright people. You are amazing athletes and cool. You are meant to be together..
Guys! Help me! I MUST FIND SCOTT! D=
Turakii
Recently, I've acquired the habit of shrieking things like "No! STAHP! STAHP THE DYING THING!" and "OTP FEEEEEEEELS!" at the TV. On a completely unrelated note, Vance has been sitting further and further away from me with every new episode. Maybe I need to shower more or something. Turakii
So now there's a new content block -- the Wall of Cute!
Its purpose is for... uh... well... cute?
The problem is, I got as far as the current two and stopped short. I suppose I could add six more pictures of Tsukasa, but I'm sure there are a few more cute things besides her out there somewhere...
Any suggestions?
Turakii
It really says something about the activeness of BZP when a topic manages to reach the hot topic list with only ten posts...
I think it also says something about BZP when said topic is surmising whether Tahu would enjoy Red Hots. =P
And before you ask, no, Pohatu doesn't eat rock candy and Gali isn't a huge fan of seltzer water.
Turakii
Which of Weird Al's song's do you consider the Weirdest of the Weird Weird Al Songs? Is it Hardware Store, with the ridiculously fast recitation of tools? Albuquerque, which takes eleven minutes just to inform you Al hates sauerkraut? White and Nerdy? She Drives Like Crazy? Eat It?
If you've never heard Weird Al, you can (1) just say all of them, (2) read through all the lyrics on this page and make a careful and well-informed decision, or (3) randomly pick a song with your eyes closed.
It's ending everything my life revolved around! My dreams, my ambitions, my purpose! Everything I so carefully assembled, with the same loving thoughtfulness I used whilst building my beloved Hydraxon and Kikanalo -- gone!
All I wanted was to be a good little Bionicle fan, and how do they show their appreciation for their fans? How? HOW!? By taking away everything that matters to them! By, with one email, shattering their very being into a thousand little Technic pieces!
We trusted you, Le
That's right, it's the first round robin to ever be hosted in this blog! Are you excited? Are you happy? Are you turning cartwheels? (If not, it's okay, I love you anyways.)
Just some really quick guidelines:
1. You can post anywhere over one sentence, unless the sentence is like this:
Then Tahu walked over and picked up a sock and juggled it until he got like super tired and then Kopaka walked over and said "Oh, hey Tahu" and hit Tahu on the head with a pillow Tahu didn't like that so
