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Evil Blog Master's gotta have an evil place to put his feet up, ya dig?

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True Fans Of Bionicle Club (120 & Final Bump)

FINAL BUMP EDIT: I would like to thank the 100+ people who join(ed) this club that Turakii, Avohkah Tamer, Laughin'Man, and I started. I expected, at the most, maybe 15 people to sign up. To reach a full 100 is mind-staggering. Even though I'm sure we all knew there were plenty of us who still wanted to honor Bionicle this way, it's nice to actually see the evidence. In celebration of this, I will make one last bump to this entry and will begin working on a permanent content block with a full li
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The Call Of Evil (Revision 2)

EDIT: Last chance, people. Writing starts soon.   If you have a name you regularly go by that is different than your current name (or you want to evil-ify you name), please list that below. Frankly, I don't wanna type things like "Hippopotomonstrosesquipeda" over and over again and, let's face it, it just doesn't sound very evil...   The day will come when a dark curtain befalls all of BZ-Koro. Twisted, grotesque creatures will emerge from the shadow and engulf the land in a tidal wave of malev
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I Want You To Understand Me

Today, we had a big blizzard. My T-Bird was slippin' and slidin' all the way home. But many people here probably don't realize just what it means to live in Minnesota. I recently remembered that somebody had put it into perfect words and I decided to show it to you all so you can know just what the life-style is like in this state of the USA.   60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.  50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Duluth su
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Starbucks Or Caribou?!

So, a friend and I are having a little disagreement as to which is better: Starbucks or Caribou Coffee.   I've decided to run a little poll to see what you guys think and prove which one is better (which I shall not state yet in order to maintain unbiased-ness)!   VOTE NOW!   <brk>
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The (un) Official Bzpower Sporecast

"...if there's one thing we could all use more of, it's time to just ... play."   "...a technological triumph..."   "...video game history in the making"   "one of the most ambitious video games ever conceived."   "This isn't the game of evolution, it's the evolution of games."   "[censored], the scale of this thing!"   "Awe-Inspiring!"     Anyways, game critic reviews aside, I'd like to mention that I've started that BZPower Sporecast I said I was going to do. I'll go through the creatur
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Yeah, I Voted

But I'm not saying who or what I voted for.   Partly because I don't need people judging me based on what I voted for.   Mostly because some of the things to be voted on has a history on BZPower of bringing out the pompous, near-sighted, arrogant, self-righteous, immature, narrow-minded, and just plain rude of this community from both sides and varying ranks.   So thanks, I'll keep my votes to myself. I don't want to create another firestorm that'll push me away from this site once again.   TN
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Black Six Is Evil

This just in, guys. Black Six is gonna fire me from the staff (supposedly for "poor taste in music") and he says that "[McSmeag] isn't that cool."   (See, Sixxer? I told you I'd blog this. )   ●TN●
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Wolverine: Extensive Review

EDIT: C'mon, people! Haven't you heard of SPOILER TAGS?   So last night I went to the midnight showing of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". Since I see that nobody has yet put together a review, figure I'll do so.   First off, let me say that, according to rumor, there are two different endings to the movie that were being showed in different theaters (or perhaps just on different screens), so my review may differ from one with an alternate ending. Also, obviously this review will have spoilers, tho
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The Final Smash Game

Anyways, it got me to thinking. If you fellas (and fellettes) want me to keep up on my writing more, it's time that you guys entertained yourselves in my blog instead of making me doing all the work. Ergo, I've gotta simple game for you that's very easy. I'll name a person/character and then the next person who comes along first says what they think that character's Final Smash would be and then they name someone new (preferably something most people would know and preferably not pokemon ).  Th
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That's The Last Straw

Rick-Rolled twice within fifteen minutes. I need to find some new friends.   Any volunteers for Avohkah Tamer's and Laughin'Man's spots?   <brk>
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Please Help Turakii!

In case it's not obvious, Avohkah Tamer, Laughin'Man, and myself have been unable to convince one miss Turakii #1 Lavasurfer to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.   You have your assignments people! Get to work and SPREAD THE WORD! The more people the better!   «TN»
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Bionicle Birthdays

We've seen 'em floating all around the internet. Those things where you use your birthday to find out some extravagant thing that will happen to you.   Why is there no Bionicle one?   Oh wait, now there is. I'm just not gonna give you some crazy image to go with it.     January: Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel with... February: Have a Madu Cabolo eating contest with... March: Chase Muaka blindfolded with... April: Go on a date/Hang out with... May: ...throws you off a cliff. June: Open a dry c
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♥ Love Is A Funny Thing ♥

Love is a funny thing, you know.   You come to BZPower and over the course of nearly two years you see a lot of things. Nothing surprises me anymore. Take for instance the few topics that would arise regarding youngin's having "crushes" on various Bionicle characters. Gali, Hahli, Nuju, etc. Now, unlike many others I do not ridicule these kids (well, most of them are anyways) for this. It's very understandable for these young ones who are highly impressionable and such to grow attachments to su
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Re: Recent Avatars And Signatures

Arguing, flaming, trolling, fighting, etc. etc. etc. isn't getting anyone anywhere good.   Look, guys, the rules aren't going anywhere, regardless of what you, I, or anyone else think/want/whatever.   Just as some general information for you all, here's your options:   1) You're well within your right to simply leave BZPower. Nobody's keeping you here. However, if your act of leaving includes, "I'm outta here, yo. You all suck and should die," then you're probably "worse" than those you're ha
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Know A Good Joke? Then I Need Your Help!

So, for this year's YAG we're going to be doing a talent show fundraiser thingy. As of the moment it looks like they're gonna have me telling jokes between acts. So if you know any good jokes that don't require a person to be internet-savvy or a gamer geek/nerd to understand, then how about contributing to the cause and sending them my way? I'll take all I can get! B)   Also, please note that they don't have to be one-liners. A good mix would be welcome.   «Takuma Nuva»
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Takumacraft Reboot Survey

Right, so, the "in favor"s have been overwhelmingly the only response I'm getting. We're going through with it.   That said, I'd like to keep the carry-over to a minimum (kinda defeats the purpose otherwise. If you'd like to have a building, items, or some-such carried over to the new world, you may request it and I'll do my best to take care of y'all.   Anyways, what would you guys like to see/get out of the do-over? Mods are out of the question, before you ask. Either way, I'll start us off on
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Week 26 Winner / Week 27 Picture

And so, this week's winner is Aquatic Lewa.   Got a brill idea for this week's picture. I'm expecting a good turn out. So don't let me down, y'all!     Ever so bad do I wish I had a Wii and Brawl.   <brk>
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Toast Busters Episode 2: The Movie

Here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for! The second episode of Toast Busters has started and I can only hope that it lives up to your expectations! I can't say yet exactly how often the new chapters will be released, but I'll do my best. In a worst case scenario, I'd have to temporarily close my comics topics until it was done, but we'll wait and see what happens first. I do ask that you use the right-click>"save target as" if you intend to watch the movie multiple times so that we
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Two Things

First off, I've been tweeting my Colorado adventures as I go, so if you're interested, just keep track of my on twitter (@takumalight).   Secondly....... for the love of Mata Nui. Can we please go back to being a LEGO website? It is times like these when I legitimately question whether or not I should quit the staff and this site. It's either that or I go bald from ripping my own hair out.
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Imagine A Video Game...

Imagine a video game that had:   Gordan Freeman Bill Master Chief Commander Shepard Space Marine Force Commander Samus Aran The Prince of Persia Revan Faith Chell Guybrush Threepwood Starkiller Rayman Link Kyle Katarn   The world could not contain such awesomeness. inbeforeYOUFORGOTX «TN»
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Your Bionicleized Birthday

Because last time I did this people seemed to get a kick out of it. Match your birthday with the person and activity. You know the drill. January: Sing opera with... February: Enter the Hunger Games with... March: Take the ring to Mordor with... April: Sumo wrestle with... May: Go sky-diving with... June: BURN STUFF with... July: Join the militia with... August: Open a bakery with... September: Act in tragedy stage play with... October: Prank Bfahome with... November: Get adopted by...
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Q for Takumacrafters

Don't get too excited, this is just kind of being thrown out there to see what bites.   Given how outdated the majority of settled land on the server is and how gosh darned far apart everyone's base is (which basically destroys any sort of community feeling we may have left), the question has been asked: What if we reset?   Yes, losing all the awesome stuff we've already built would suck, but it would mean that we can now build closer together without infringing on the land of people who may nev
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