Mesonak has challenged us(the Zehvor) to a fight, written by probably Kagha. We haven't got all the details ironed out yet, although I do still have the lists of who is still a member of the Zehvor.
Zehvor: MT(leader), Brenmac, Sonu, Levaicus, Tarakavaseargent, TLhikan, Dakama, Hovoki
Kendan: Mesonak(leader), STM, Chaotic Being, TNM, Tridumst, Sumiki, U_K, Toa Spirit, Darth Sock, and Lewa0111
So it looks like we're down 2 members, and after Dakama takes out Sock with one shot, we're dow
At the request of Mesonak, and because every time I add an entry it gets way off topic, I present the completely off topic thread, where you can talk about anything completely off topic.
-MT
Some of you may remember the potential set list Mesonak found on BZP, and the new Tahu that I later dubbed "Omega Tahu" after reports that it would be a huge version of Tahu Mata came out. Well, half of the rumors came true. There is an new Tahu Mata, but...it's...
(Omega/Chibi Tahu)
...more like Chibi Tahu. I would LOVE this as an Agori/Av-Matoran set, but as one of the six main canisters? Not so much.
Then again, reports are saying that stores are going to only charge $8 for them. I hope
And so the blog continues. Not much happened on day 2, actually. After getting some new clothes to accompany me on my journey(just think, every Link ever has worn green because Skyloft knights prefer green in the summer), I left Skyloft via my bird and traveled down to the surface below. After running down a gigantic spiral, I activated some geyers, and then ran all the way back, after being informed of dowsing, which is the ability to use my sword to detect the direction of things. Dowsing wa
K so, since I screwed up on Tuesday or something, I'm moving iBrow to Thursday in one of my previous two slots. So yaa. Here we go... First off is a preview of a new comedy, which I personally am looking forward to a lot. ======= There's also some TvT stuff to be caught up on. There are three major storylines in Tahu vs. Tahu: Aftermath; The first stars Tahu Mata in an alternate 2009, trying to figure out why he suddenly doesn’t exist and also fix things The second stars Pridak, Mantax
Another day, another couple complaints. But we'll get to that later. The day started out with heading deeper into the forest and finding a Goron archeologist I had met the other day. He explained something about goddess cubes, which are basically ways of unlocking treasure chests on floating islands in the sky that you can collect later. Anyways, killed some more red guys and made my way into the forest temple. Temple was pretty easy until I got about halfway through it, where I had raised
So thanks to the new advertising policy, we are now allowed to link stuff. And thanks to BZP's anniversary, I have blog power for a bit. So with that...here's a link to a new chat run by BZPower members that we're trying to get going. Hope to meet you soon! -MT
So thanks to the goodwill of one Mr. Mesonak I have a half year's worth of premiership, which I will use to…do stuff with…I guess. And the first item on that "do stuff" list is advertising an online Smash Wii U tournament some friends and I are putting together. Tenative ruleset is as follows: Double elimination FT3 games advances, with the exception of Winner's, Loser's, and Grand Finals, which are all FT4 You can pick any stage/rule set if you both agree to it; otherwise, rules and stage s
This is a bit of an odd move for us, something we've never done before, so I assume it'll have some mixed reactions, and possibly a crash and burn ending(though I hope not). That said, it has a potential for a great turn out, and a chance to establish ourselves elsewhere on BZP than the comedy forum, so I'm willing to give it a shot.
We are going to design an RPG for the Winter contest.
Doing this just by myself is pretty troublesome, especially with the size I'd like to make this thing,
So it's time once again(or, at least, close to time) for our game of the year awards, which is always decided by who shows up on this blog to cast a vote. In years past, it sometimes completely agrees with my opinion(Fallout 3 in 2008) and sometimes completely differs(Other M in 2010). Whatever the case, it's time to start nominating games for this year's best of show: Oh, and since there's no Metroid game up this time, perhaps there'll be a fair voting. Metroid has some ridiculous history of
Well, the nominations are in, the votes have been cast, and the top 8 games have been selected via the choices of the good people who frequently visit this blog(or just showed up on that one entry). The matchups for the first round of playoffs have been determined. And they are: #1: The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim vs. #8: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 #2: Arkham City vs. #7: Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 #3: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword vs. #6: Minecraft #4: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception vs
Well...this is finally up. Not that many surprises in the first round of the playoffs, as Skyrim, Arkham City, Skyward Sword and Portal 2 won fairly easily. Which makes the 2nd round look like this: #1 Skyrim vs. #5 Portal 2 #2 Arkham City vs. #3 Skyward Sword Remember the rules, you can vote for one game per matchup. You can either vote in both matchups or one. Games with the most votes at the end of the round move on to the championship. -MT
Outside of liking coffee, this is probably the thing I have received the most criticism on this blog for. Not being obsessed with Mario and giving it "ZOMG 10/10 RATINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING EVUURRRRRR." Well, today, I think I shall take some time to explain why I plain, flat out, don't like Mario, and why I think that 1st person series games such as Halo(that everyone stereotypes as stupid story-lineless sauce), and other Nintendo franchises such as Metroid and Zelda, are all better than Mari
The Vahki are up to their same old annoying plans to take over BZP. They have reformed here. And for all you freaking out people(Levacius, Mesonak) there is no war! This is just a report!
-MT
Potential Threat Assessment.
Again, most of you knew this already, but I'm keeping an eye on the Bohrok group who apparently are the successors of the Vahki.
As of 1-29-09 they are not active, still trying to come together. I wonder what they'll be trying to do this time, still no word on that or who their leader is.
More later.
-MT
I've heard a lot recently over the past few weeks about both the Metroid Prime series and the Halo series. So I've decided to make a little competition. We're going to have a number of fights between characters in both series, and the game series with the most winners at the end wins the "challenge."
Round 1: Common Villians: Space Pirates vs. Covenant
Space Pirates, from what I've seen, really only carry a few weapons around, such as scythes, guns, and this weird grapple shield thingy in
Well, it's time for the championship. Hooray. We started with 8 and are down to 2. And once again, it's Halo vs. Metroid, Samus vs. Mast...well....ok, a Spartan...and a bunch of birthday party grunt skulls vs. something that I'm not 100% sure Metroid has a comparatible too. Just to make a point about how EPIC this is(not rly but w/e) lemme remind you what happened in 2004, when Metroid Prime 2: Echoes got past Halo 2 to win the title, and then again in 2007 when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption slipp
So just like last December (but hopefully a bit more cohesively this time), some friends of mine and I will be hosting a staggered, double elimination Smash Bros Wii U tournament that'll be taking place over the summer. Before going into detail, though, let me break down a bit of what that means. Staggered means taking place over a long period of time as opposed to all in one day or one weekend. Basically this just means that it'll be over the summer, with players playing about one match per
After some consideration, I have decided that the blog and it's popularness(or lack thereof) isn't worth the $13 or whatever dollars it is for PMship. So after my PMship runs out for this year, Boxtus will be closed until further notice.
-MT
Being close to the end of the year and all, I thought I'd make a list saying what TV has taught us in the past year(or years):
-99% of Americans are, in fact, not as smart as a 5th grader
-90% of 5th graders aren't as smart as a 5th grader either
-Dish Network, Comcast, and DirecTV all have more HD channels than each other at the same time
-It's perfectly normal to dress up like Vikings and take goats on skiing trips
-HeadOn is, in fact, mant to be applied to the forehead
-The most press
So yaa I lied. Again. I'm good at that. Instead of Monday or Thursday, Omegafest will begin on Tuesday, with the iBrow day. After that I'm not entirely sure, but there will be a couple of TBTTRAH days thrown in there to show some of the new stuff I've been working on(and believe me, there's a lot of new stuff). If you want to secure a day, just post here and say which day. Otherwise I'll assign one to you. -MT
Tahu: Hello again. I am Tahu, and I will be filling in for Omega Turtle today because I am Tahu and I'm the only one here that knows anything about the NFL. Why do we need to know about that? Because it's Super Bowl week, and we have a Super Bowl edition! We have a great lineup of contestants, Mesonak, Gadunka, Tarakavaseargent, and Kraakaan. How are all of you doing today?
Mesonak: I will win! Even I have to kill you all to do it!
Gadunka: Gadunka.
Tarakavaseargent: Wait...is this microphon
