As many of you know, the sequel to Tbttrah Mafia, Vengeance, is now up. If you haven't, I would appreciate it if you would sign up for it. Basically this is an advertisement.
-MT
LEVACIUS vs. MESONAK, Part I
The site: Boxtus Arena
"Hello, everyone," boomed Tarakavaseargent's voice over the megaphone, "and welcome to Boxtus Arena, where we have a special treat for everyone. The fighting match of the month, so far. Please welcome the utterly horrible and pathetic Levacius and the amazingly awesome Mesonak!!!"
Levacius yelled something back about making it to the Super Battle in TBTTRAH Fighting Competition and Tarakavaseargent not even making it to the Final Four, b
First off, no, I have not abandoned the Levacius vs. Mesonak fight. I am about halfway finished with it. (Hey, I'm a comedy writer, not a play by play announcer for WWE)
Now that that has been said, I am here to confirm what I said earlier on TBTTRAH. Yes, I plan to write my first epic this summer, and it will probably only be written on for a summer. It will be called "Nikana," and it will be about the Toa Nikana, the Toa team that fought the Rurics for the house before the Mata, Nuva, Metru
Omega Turtle: Welcome again to Turtle crossing, the show where we make you look like a moron and then we laugh at you. And even with that, we are the most popular show of this kind on BZP according to our contestants.
Brenmac: That's because this is the only show on BZP of this kind!
Omega Turtle: If it's so bad, why did you want to be on it?
Brenmac: I didn't. Mesonak "volunteered" me.
Omega Turtle: Oh. Well, ok then. Today on our show we have a surprise: all the questions will be "what wou
I was wondering if any of you would be potentially interested in a Mafia game based on TBTTRAH?
I'd like to see how some people respond before planning this out, but here's how the game would work. 20 people overall needed. 5 are Mafia, the group that bands together and, well, ruthelessly kills people off. 1 is a Godfather, who tells the mafia who to kill. There's the serial killer, who operates on his own. And then there are the snitch, detective, (they try to figure out who the people are a
At the request of Mesonak, and because every time I add an entry it gets way off topic, I present the completely off topic thread, where you can talk about anything completely off topic.
-MT
...of stupidity. Someone alert Guinness' world record books.
One criminal decided to sneak into a Washington police station to try and sell (inappropriate material for children to read about) in the police stations' bathroom. When he was asked what he was doing, he confessed everything and then asked if the policeman was his probation officer.
If you're going to do something like that, why would you go INTO the place where you can be most easily caught, and then mention that you were on pr
A little late, I know, but I wanted to know what your top 5 movies of 2008.
My top five:
#1: Fireproof
#2: Iron Man
#3: Cloverfield
#4: The Dark Knight
#5: National Treasure 2
-MT
Attention, all members. I have received through a very reliable source (Mesonak) that a very reliable source (Mesonak) is calling me a weirdo.
I want you to go find him and tell him to quit.
This mission is very important. Now go.
Yeah, I was bored.
-MT
Omega Turtle: Welcome again to Turtle Crossing. If you noticed, I'm not saying "buh" anymore. Why? Because I got this great device that gets rid of it in my speech. So it's a lot less annoying. And it's a lot less work for MT who has to write everything down that I say and post it online.
MT: That's me.
Omega Turtle: Anyway, today we have 4 new contestants. Levy, Janex, Evil Tahu, and Dakama. This is a very special Turtle Crossing because, well, I'm doing it.
(silence)
Omega Turtle: And Tah
Potential Threat Assessment.
Again, most of you knew this already, but I'm keeping an eye on the Bohrok group who apparently are the successors of the Vahki.
As of 1-29-09 they are not active, still trying to come together. I wonder what they'll be trying to do this time, still no word on that or who their leader is.
More later.
-MT
The Indianapolis Colts' foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play American Football in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US.
The Colts' GM signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the season.
In the first game of the NFL season the Colts are down 34-20 to the Panthers with only 5 minutes left. Jim Caldwell gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores
Tahu: Hello again. I am Tahu, and I will be filling in for Omega Turtle today because I am Tahu and I'm the only one here that knows anything about the NFL. Why do we need to know about that? Because it's Super Bowl week, and we have a Super Bowl edition! We have a great lineup of contestants, Mesonak, Gadunka, Tarakavaseargent, and Kraakaan. How are all of you doing today?
Mesonak: I will win! Even I have to kill you all to do it!
Gadunka: Gadunka.
Tarakavaseargent: Wait...is this microphon
It's Super Bowl week! And while none of you may like football at all, I do. So this is the official Super Bowl thread...and if you see any others, then sue them for me. Because they're not official. Mine is. Why? Because mine is on a genuine children's website.
I am so cool.
Anyways, this year's commercial fest Super Bowl is between the Arizona Cardinals(12-7) and the Pittsburghevil satanic people Steelers(14-4).
Since this has a tendency to be a really slow board, I'm starting this
In response to reports of how people are treating animals when they get old, I am joining P.E.T.A. to stop this outrage of animal mistreatment.
No. It's not what you think.
I'm just eating them to put them out of their misery. And now you can join too. Go eat a tasty animal.
(This is all a joke)
-MT
Don't try this at home..
#1: A thief broke into a car and tried to go through the moveable seat in the back into the car. (So he wouldn't have to break in) However, while he was in the trunk, he managed to close it, locking himself inside the trunk, and since he couldn't get the seat to move....he was stuck..
I wonder how he explained that to the driver?
What if the driver hadn't opened the trunk, and he suffocated? One day the driver opens it and there's some random dead person inside.
I know it's only Thursday, but I may not get to a computer tomorrow, so I will sing my weekend song now.
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord for this weekend.
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord for this weekend.
THANK you Lord and Jesus
THANK you Lord and Jesus
THANK you Lord and Jesus
For this wonderous glorious weekend
Thank you L
Welcome to the first edition of "Turtle Crossing" on Boxtus Arena. Before I became premier, it's previous home was on The Bionicles Try To Run A House, my comedy. Now that I am premier and have a blog, I've moved it here because a blog seems a more appropriate place to put it.
This one is going to be a little different than the other Turtle Crossings. Here we have 4 contestants, different each week, and we go through a list of different topics and ask their opinions on them. The more convinci
Here's the thread to discuss anything unrelated to the other categories or threads but still applies to this blog. Or, if you're new, you can say "hello" here.
-MT
Finally, after dealing with temperatures nearing 0, freezing cold wind and rain, and everything else unpleasant that winter usually brings, the first snow is here! It probably won't stick, so I'll have to go to school tomorrow, but it was fun while it lasted.
It's a Buh Snow Angel!
Or, at least, was fun for everyone but Tahu. He didn't like it very much.
How about you? Have any of you guys had snow yet? (other than Rahkshiking, he lives in Hawaii)
No. Quests for Household domina
Hello, bloggers, other premier people, and anyone else who's reading this. This is my 1st day of premierness, and the first day of bloggingness. Special welcome to the readers of my comedy and my friends.
For anyone who didn't get the blog title, "Boxtus" Arena was an arena in "The Bionicles Try To Run A House." The Glatorian use a giant cardboard box for an arena, and they aptly name it "Boxtus," a take off on the Skrall arena "Roxtus."
Two things to know: Boxtus is becoming the new home
