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Call Of Duty: Black Ops Review

Well, this game managed to break quite a number of sales records. So did it exactly deserve the millions of dollars it got? And, possibly more importantly, can it challenge Halo: Reach for the best shooter of the year? My thoughts below:   Story: The story was actually fairly interesting, without any of the confusing mess that was Modern Warfare's 2 story. Or, at least, it was, until the middle of the story, where it got really confusing. Thankfully, though, the multiplayer doesn't need story t

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Right So...

Aftermath just reached 25,000 views.   'Bout time. Anyways next milestone will occur on Chapter 223, where between TBTTRAH and Aftermath there will have been 600 chapters written.   -MT

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Happy Veteran's Day

Title says it all. Thanks to all who have served in wars past, present, and to those who will in the future.   Which one day might be me.   But I'm done turning the conversation to myself.   -MT

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Kinect

After visiting a local Burger King, I have officially lost all faith in Kinect.   What's next, dodging Warthogs by diving behind a couch and sword fighting by swinging a closed fist?   -MT

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Buck

So....   I found him....but I didn't find him the first time....does anyone know what the sequence of events is to make him re-appear?   -MT

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Mete's Back

He finally makes his long anticipated(and long complained about) return in Aftermath. (hooray)   -MT

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Mesonak

Has apparently no skills in choosing a good name. Or did we figure that out already?   In other news, Ask Cookies(and Christmas) will be up sometime....and by sometime I mean when people start reviewing Aftermath again...don't feel like posting a comedy that no one's gonna read.   "Agent Washington!" "...son of a..." "YOU'VE JUST BEEN-" *BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!*" "AAAHHH I MESSED UP THE ONE LINER!!!"   -MT

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Aftermath: Closer To The Record Books

Or if BZP even has record books.   Anyways, Aftermath is at 4th place on the all time longest comedies list, and 131 posts away from tying TBTTRAH for the longest all time. The actual longest topic on the comedies forum is a discussion topic(guess they were allowed sometime long ago), and that's about another 900 posts away...   I'll make it a personal goal to make Aftermath the longest topic in the comedies forum before I leave in...about a year in 3/4ths...   -MT

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Bzp Dying

It's really starting to look like BZP is slowly but surely heading downhill in terms of members' activity. I seriously can not remember a time in my BZP career where I saw so little activity from everyone I know.   Wonder how long it's got left. I hope it's a while. I still have a story to finish...   -MT

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Sauce

Well....   I have officially decided   That I am bored.   -MT

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Speaking Of A New Metroid...

Wow. That was quick.   Apparently more info on "Another Side Story" has been released. That's the good news. The bad news? I can't freaking copy it and paste it on Babelfish to translate, so for the time being I know as much about the game as I did last year...absolutely nothing(except you play as Space Pirates jajaja). Anyways hopeful for the game, as long as Space Pirate's armor doesn't dissolve every time they get upset.   Great job Chozo...giving a suit...that depends on the wearer being e

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Metroid: Other What?

Can we make this game non canon?   It just completely ruins my view of Samus. Please, take this back Nintendo and tell me it was a joke.   In other news...METROID PRIME 4...is never coming out. Son of a beaver.   Video games are gonna suck for the next few years. No more Halos by Bungie, no more Metroids by Retro Studios...maybe I should go play Starfox 64 or something.   -MT

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Metroid Vs. Halo: The Mt Way

Well, it's looking like the Haloid war will never end on this blog, and especially not considering that Other M and Reach will most likely end up in a showdown sometime in the video game playoffs of 2010(which Reach will probably steamroll thanks to the failures at Team Ninja), so I thought it was appropriate to take time to look at what each series does well, and why neither has to necessarily be "so much bettarz111!" than the other.   What Halo does better than Metroid:   Story: Halo takes t

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So I Heard

That the comedy forum's been really quiet lately. Actually, check that, all of BZP seems really quiet. I'd say school as the reason, but I don't remember it being this slow even at the beginning of school.   -MT

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Ac/ac Questions

Since every ask comedy needs questions, please leave some to start this thing off here. Or by PM.   -MT

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Announcement Time: Turn Up The Ac/ac And The End Of Aftermath

Well, after a bunch of people(and by a bunch of people I mean like 3) told me that I should do it(and by told I mean annoyed to death), I did decide to write an ask comedy. Ask MT....however, is still not happening.   So instead of MT...who? Well, if you read chapter 205 of Aftermath, you know already. If you didn't, then I'll tell you now: Christmas and Cookies, the two Toa that make....christmas cookies....are doing the honors. Look for Ask Christmas(and Cookies) sometime this November.   Al

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"we Remember"

Ok I take back whatever I said about not liking Reach's music at first. This is my favorite Halo track of all time.   -MT

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M2az

Zehvor, please contact me at 1-800 PM now. 3 and 11, you are exempt. And no 3, you cannot be 8675309.   -MT

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Infusion: Rpg Update

Well, the RPG polls have started(or rather, are close to being finished), and Infusion, the Zehvor created RPG, is currently 2nd in Preliminary Poll Earth. Since only the top 3 from each poll move on, we've in pretty good position now. Of course, considering the competition that will most likely be in the final poll(Spirit's army for one), it'll take some sort of miracle to win there, but as of now we are in very good position to prove most of those people who said this couldn't succeed wrong by

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Aftermath: 200

Well, it took a while(a little less than a year and a half), but the 200th chapter of Aftermath is finally here. Or soon to be, as soon as I post it. Next up will be heading for 300 chapters, something that only TBTTRAH accomplished.   -MT

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So I Woke Up Today...

And finally realized how much I hate school. I decided to share my opinion, and the response was "school is what you make it."   So guess what. I tried. I came to school happy today. And guess what.   IT DIDN'T WORK.   Chemistry sucked(my dumb teacher lost another one of my assignments), PE sucked, Music was boring as a boring thing that's boring, heck, even after school sucked. Came back today and found my RPG down 15 or something votes in the polls.   So I'm assuming we can throw this "you

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