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I am ashamed of who I am.

My name is Gato, and I am ashamed of my bisexuality.   From a very young age I was taught by my parents that homosexuality was something of a great evil. Bad people were homosexuals, and they were bad people because of their homosexuality. While I wasn't taught explicitly to view homosexuals as as being inferior of me, the implication was always there that I was better than them. I was better than them just solely based off the fact that my sexuality was different than theirs. Since my paren

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

The Ultimate Hot Wings

Are you ready to put some hair on your chest? Do you need to clear out your sinuses? Do ordinary buffalo wings not do it for you anymore? Are you looking to spice up your love life?     Then boy do I have a recipie for you.     The base! An extra hot hot sauce. Cheap and in bulk is the way to go here if you don't want to break the bank, and this one is as simple as it is spicy.     One drop. One drop does it. One drop is all you need.     Unless you're me. Then you use the whole bott

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

The Bionicle Mary Sue Litmus Test Remix

I created this test for one very, very simple reason To break you The Bionicle Mary Sue Litmus Test ReMIX Ft. Prince Janus and Friar Tuck If you are going to post your results then only post the relevent parts and not the whole test!!!! Please read these disclaimers. First, the title is a little bit deceptive. This is not quite a Mary Sue test, but a cliché test and power. You will be gain Points for being cliché and intensely powerful. Now how this test works. The test pro

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Kevin Owens

The David Bowie Contest

I'm making this public. It's time for a Moderator Challenge!   It has recently come to my attention that not many people know about David Bowie. David didn't really do Glam Metal. He was born before metal was even a genre. He did Glam Rock. I talked with some people a bit off BZP, and they admitted they had no idea who David Bowie was. I honestly thought they were trolling, but in reality it turns they you just didn't know.   So that's why I'm going to give yourself a chance to improve yo

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Kevin Owens

Hug Entry

I think it's been too long since a lot of us have seen a hug entry.   Welcome to the hug entry.   Everyone gets hugs.   No exceptions.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

A Personal Statement

I know I'm on haitus right now, but this issue is hitting so close to home that I have to talk about it.   Blogs are in the same boat as images. They often go hand in hand, images appearing in blogs. They have certain rights. These are numerous. The right to exist. The right to enjoy peace and prosperity. However, above all other rights is this simple and inalienable right. Blogs and images have the right to be beautiful. While the images inside the actual entries are both very beautifu

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Spring Break

OH YEAH HERE WE GO Aho is a bro among bros Cissagerum makes SOTN easy mode A man is still a miserable little pile of secrets Dopleganger 40 is just as bad as Dopleganger Playing Pokemon sped up makes it so much more bearable Keep calm and IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN I don't care if you go right or left, make a choice and I'll follow. You're the bravest marine I've ever met. Lego creator sets aren't all they've cracked up to be Aho really is amazing. Except he plays with inverted vertical axis in vide

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Kevin Owens

Vague Idea For An Epic

S.C.A.R.S. is a top secret special operations group under the control of the BoM. The members of S.C.A.R.S. are highly trained and highly dangerous individuals, who hail from all walks of life. Hours after an incredibly dangerous mission, S.C.A.R.S.' planned vacation is canceled when an emergency comes up that only they can handle.   Thirty six hours ago, Destral lost contact with Black Tundra, an experimental weapons facility located on the southern islands. The facility's existence is so s

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Kevin Owens

Where Were You?

I will never forget the day that Bionicle ended. I will never forget where I was. I doubt any of us will. Like most of you, I had just logged on. Fresh off of school, I turned to my favorite site to cheer me up. Bionicle has always been a hobby for many, but to me it means so much more. Bionicle has been a way of life to me for these past few years. When my life seems grim and dark, as if there's no hope for me, I always recite some line from Bionicle to cheer me up. One of my favorites

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