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I Give You A Hamburger.

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street, a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading wi

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

The Smeagol4 Appreciation Entry

This is an entry dedicated to Smeagol 4. Here you will thank him for all the hard work he's done over the years in the RPGs, the rockin' BBC contests, and his tireless efforts on BZP. If for some reason you decide to be a smart aleck and post anything negative about him here I will go ahead and do us both a favor by deleting your comment.   You're a Smeag. Don't let the haters get you down.     EDIT: Rebumping this because Smeag is a true bro   EDIT EDIT: EVERY DAY IS SMEAGOL4 DAY  

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

My College Schedule

Elementary Greek I: 10:00AM-10:50AM MWF Rhetoric and Composition: 3:25PM-4:40PM MW World Civilizations I: 1:40PM-2:55PM TR Introduction to Music: 5:30PM-8PM M World Politics: 5:30PM-8PM W   Easy Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Crazy Mondays and Wednesdays.   I'm okay with this.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

Float On

I backed my car into a cop car, the other day. Well he just drove off, sometimes life's ok. I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say. Well you just laughed it off, it was all ok. And we'll all float on, ok. And we'll all float on, ok. And we'll all float on, ok. And we'll all float on any way, well. A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam. It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand. Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands. Good news will work

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

Hug

I'm pretty sure I had an entry like this at one point but the search function isn't coming up with anything.   This is the hug entry. Everyone posting in this entry must hug or else.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

The Hounds

Tonight, the streets are red The lights are blue and blinding No sign of the good doctor But the sirens wail and whine and Tell us who you've found I can almost hear the hounds What kind of man Builds a machine to kill a girl? No, he did not use his hands Like a smart man, he used a tool But just the same Can you question who's to blame? What was her name? Doesn't matter. Now listen: The Good Doctor has to pay! When I say he was a monster When I set fire to his name It

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

Flash Loop Archive

GENERAL: Acceptance Of Fate Alice In Wonderland Around the Charleston[NEW] Battle Toads Dance Behind the Barrel Roll Bidoof Billy Mays is No More[NEW] Brushie[NEW] Cat Troll[NEW] Divinity Don't Stop Me Now[NEW] Doink Doink Fanten[NEW] Fresh Scream of Bel Air[NEW] Ghost Bust The Whip Godot Hebel Village Interior Crocodile Aligator (Futurama) Loli Cat Girls Kung Pow Zoom Hotel Paradise[NEW] Nintendo WRYYYYYY[NEW] Operapella Pistol Joe And Machine Gun Moe Plate Catch Remai

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

I Wish

I wish to give, to take, to make, to check, I wanna see it happen I want to see, to be, the one that plays the game without no fears and regrets I want to know you, better than I know myself I want to feel the end, and to enjoy the consequence I'm playing The Game The one that will take me to my end I'm waiting for the rain... To wash who I am I'm playing The Game The one that will take me to my end I'm waiting for the rain... To wash who I am I want to move, to loose, to tak

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

Always

This was the greatest four dollars I have ever spent in my life.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

It Amuses Me

I love it how not only I am mistaken for a girl on BZP but also in real life.   I'm not that effeminate, am I?

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

 

A Muffin On My Head...

So ealier today those flaming monkeys show up again. Still after my tounge. They're persistant little buggers. Well anyway one of them (Appearently their leader) challenged me to a FULL CONTACT EXTREME JENGA BATTLE OF DOOM!!! Having little better to do I agreed. However, part of the conditions was that I had to have a muffin on my head. Quite odd, but I agreed. So anyway we were playing and playing and I won. However he didn't take to kind to that so he pulled out his *dun dun dun* ELONG

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

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