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The Truth About Shakespeare

Shakespeare created more than 1700 words of the modern English language. These include bedroom, barefaced, birthplace, bloodstained, coldblooded, courtship, countless, dauntless, eyeball, green-eyed, hobnob, lackluster, madcap, moonbeam, noiseless, outbreak, remorseless, and worthless.   Don't you see? He wasn't a Klingon...   ...he was a Le-Matoran!

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Offical Bohrok Kal Fanclub/emirate

HIS PREEMINENCE, THE SUPREME KAL-FAN EMPEROR -Toa Lhikevikk- THE EMPEROR'S CHIEF EXECUTIONER Kohrak Kal17 Assisstant: Caliga CAPTAIN OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-FAN ARMY Vocals Army Members: Republic Commando Niner Max Power HIS PREEMINENCE'S PERSONAL STRIKEFORCE MASTER 1/2 of Sumiki Strikeforce Members: [none yet lol] SECRETARY-GENERAL OF THE KAL-FAN AGENCY OF INTELLIGENCE (AND LACK THEREOF) Kaitan #2 Lavasurfer Agency Members: [none yet lol] ADMIRAL OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-F

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Remember That Bomb?

The one I planted in the centre of the Earth and primed to go off tomorrow?   Guess what?   IT'S STILL TICKING! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

World's Hardest Puzzle

A friend of mine made this and told me to post it in my blog. Well I wouldn't call it the world's hardest, as I figured it out in a few minutes -- (or did I? ), along with the math trick behind it.   HINT: It's actually-- [gets sucked into black hole]   EDIT: For the record guys, I just noticed that his handwriting is kinda vague so the numbers of steps required is SIX, no more, no less.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Santa Claus

...there are actually parents who delibrately brainwash their kids into believing that there's this fat bearded guy who pilots a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer and jumps down the chimneys of every child's house on the planet delivering presents (which somehow all fit into his sleigh) in a single night, before returning to his home on the North Pole where he compiles lists of the activities of every single child in the world, categorizing them based on the morality of their actions?   Wow.  

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

O Noez

Holes are devloping in all my favorite socks.   (And bonus points to anyone who can explain the origins of the phrase "O NOEZ!" I've figured it out, let's see if you can. )

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Mafia Brainstorming

Well, I'm good old-fashioned -Toa Lhikevikk- again.   So, in light of Ziko's recent proclamation that all Mafia games be Bionicle- or Lego-related in more than name to stay in G&T, I'm using this entry to let us get together to brainstorm a Mafia game with heavy Bionicle content.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Shocking Truth About Billy Mays' Death

(I'd do Michael Jackson and Ted Kennedy but we've got every other tabloid to cover them anyway.)   The V Report: The W. "B." Mays Casefile Compiled by: Matthew W. w/ info gathered by Andrew T. and Joseph C. Date/Time/Location of incident: 7:45 AM, 28/06/09, Tampa, Florida Type of incident: Unexplained Death   According to news reports, William Darrel "Billy" Mays, Jr. died of heart disease on June 28, 2009. But according to Billy Mays fact #98,725, Mays had no heart. He had a Tesla resonato

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Relijon

Because I couldn't resist after LL's "Politix" entry.   Someone go blog about band members now.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Pigeon-Guided Missiles

What ever happened to them? Are laser-guided missiles that more accurate? Couldn't millions of dollars be saved by using pigeon-guided missiles again?

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Alas, Poor Norik!

I knew him, Tiribomba; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!  

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

I'm Thankful For

The Albanian alphabet! Happy Albanian alphabet day!   Oh, yeah, and nothing, too. Though I'm such sure I once did an entry on that already.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Oh Right

I just remembered that I can change my name now.   Vote on the following:   Chop Suey: Galactic Emperor - 1 Jim the Fish - 1 Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All - 0   The last one might be a little long, though. I need to check if the maximum name length was expanded during the upgrade.   And yes, they're all based off of wacky Doctor Who quotes. Sue me.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Wat The Cee

IT'S BRAHE ALREADY   (And my birthday! I love being one of those birthday-on-the-first-day-of-a-month people. )

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

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