Now before I begin, I should state that I am not trained as a psychologist. However I have taken like 3.5 courses in psychology, and I am an incredibly judgmental person, so I think that's just as good. The science behind this super accurate and totally legitimate personality test is that I judge people based on their favourite colour. So think of what your favourite colour is and look at the list below to see what your results are! ----- Results Blue: You weak and watery milquetoa
I moved. I live in British Columbia now. Big shout-out to all my PST peeps! West Coast is Best Coast! (unless I go somewhere else in which case my opinion on the west coast may change)
Today I'm going to complain about people who like olives, but not for the reason you might think. Personally, I love olives. Black, green. Can't get enough of them. My beef is with people who buy olives with the pits still in them. If you people are out there, why do you do this? We live in the information era. No longer must we be beholden to pits in our olives. For 3000 years the peoples of the Mediterranean struggled with this minor inconvenience, and now we have a factory machine
It's hard to believe that it was just over two years ago that I decided to become a full-time bearded man. There's a surprisingly deep subculture surrounding the grooming of one's facial hair, I've learned. Before committing, I made the conscious decision to look at what other men were doing and pick and choose what I wanted for my own face. One of the things I learned from this is that different men have different bald spot patterns on their face. So a beard like Jafar's might just grow li
omg i have so much i should be doing right now why am i making a blog about this okay spirit dont panic breathe in breathe out thats it oh dear how did things go so wrong everything was cool yesterday and now its all fallen apart i wonder if i could hire a secretary or personal assistant to help me deal with all this because this is just crazy i consider myself a person of roughly average intelligence and ability and i cant imagine how dumb people manage but i guess there arent many dumb people
Sugar... Spice... And plastic pellets... These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little Toa. But Professor Artakha accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion -- Energized Protodermis Thus, the Toa Nuva were born! Using their elemental powers, Tahu, Gali, Lewa, Kopaka, Onua, and Pohatu have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of Makuta!
Dear Autocorrect, Whilst I appreciate your wide array of word suggestions, never have I ever, nor will I ever mean to start a sentence with the abbreviated forms of Hawaii, Indiana, or Ohio. So when I start a sentence with "Hi", "In", or "Oh", for goodness sake, why do you keep correcting them to "HI", "IN", or "OH"?!?!! Why would anyone want that? Do you seriously expect me to believe that more people talk about the state of Hawaii than greet each other?! Yours Sincerely, Typing on tou
This is what people are doing in the blogs these days, right? My ideal squirrel would be an eastern grey squirrel with a black coat. It would have a thick, bushy tail, and it would be able to bring me snacks or grab things from across the room that I'm too lazy to get myself. He could live in the tree in my yard and attack trespassers with acorns. Then when people complain, I could just say: "Wow, a squirrel threw an acorn at you? That's nuts!"
Lay is to lie as raise is to rise. e.g. You can lie down or rise up. You can lay a book down or you can raise a book up. So it is incorrect so say something like, "I'm going to lay down for a bit." That's like saying, "I'm going to raise out of bed in the morning." But wait, using "lay" when you mean "lie" helps to remove any ambiguity between reclining and recounting falsehoods. In any case, the meaning is still understood! Besides, certain conjugations of the verb "to lie" can use t
The Jazziest JtO Spoof Yep, I said to myself. "SPIRIT, m'boy, it's high time you write this thing. Bionicle may be dead, but the people need you one last time!" Then I got very busy in real life. Then I caught a cold. So uh... chapter 2 is half done and will be released... soon... ish... *blows nose and downs more cold medication* Here's an excerpt: (Flashback to 2014...) President Lego: So that's the plan. We're bringing back Bionicle next year. Are you in? Pohatu: I
Hello friends. If you're anything like me, you use Facebook for three things: 1) To stalk people (let's be real, that's why the website exists) 2) To stay in the loop 3) To message people Notice how "read stupid articles and dank memes" was not on that list? For quite some time now, I've been getting pretty sick of seeing dumb posts on Facebook. "So and So shared this dumb article on veganism", "What's her Face was tagged by a friend in this poorly made Vine", "Oh look, another post s
I know a lot of people use the blogs rather than the forums to showcase their stuff, but that's crazier than crazy. Blogs are for shameless self-promotion and complaining about random things that no one else has context for! So I'm not going to post my video here, but I will link it for you to discuss. LINK
Well, $140 later and my laptop works again. The guy said my laptop is unusably slow and I should get it replaced, but as far as I can tell it's back to normal. Anyway, my Pokémon... The day was April 8th, 2003. A young boy awoke excitedly on his birthday. On this very day, 3 years prior, he had received his first GameBoy and Pokémon game (Yellow) -- he had gotten his first Pokémon, a Pikachu on his tenth birthday. Truly this was the stuff legends are made of. But that was in the past. Pok
Apparently these exist??? I can't help but think that one day something went horribly wrong at the toothbrush factory, and some guy in marketing saw a golden opportunity.
Know what I hate? When you ask someone a question, they give you the answer, and then follow up with "don't you remember me telling you?" Well obviously not or I wouldn't be asking! And somehow I'm the dumb one in this situation.
It has been brought to my attention that Pokémon Sun & Moon will be released in 150 days. Coincidentally, the last possible day of exams next semester is in 150 days, whereby I will be done with school forever. Either way, in 150 days, a world of dreams and adventures awaits! 150 days...
Hey guys, important PSA. The Internet is a pretty awful place. Tons of people yelling into the void, and I can't stop reading it all for some reason. So I'm asking all citizens of the Internet to do their part in making it a better place. It's not an easy task, but I think if we all take small steps, we can see some real change. Remember how as a society we decided not to do chain email forwarding? I mean, that did just morph into tagging people in the comments sections of random Faceboo
I've thought long and hard about what I want my life to be about. There are so many philosophies out there, but I've found they're all pretty limiting in one way or another. But I think I've found the one that suits me the best. From now on, I'm going to be a humanitarian! I've already tried being a vegetarian, but I think this diet will be easier to maintain. Just don't tell the cops. They're already pretty upset after my egalitarian diet. Which is a shame, because eagles are jus
