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Skyrim Adventure, Part 12: In Which I Go Hunting For Witches

I've added a new entry tag for these entries, no sense in clogging up my Video Game tag with all these entries   Remember how I kept saying I was gonna go search for the Sybil? And stuff kept coming up? IT KEEPS HAPPENING. I stopped by the Talos Shrine, a man had said he had information about the murder. Turns out he was dead, killed by guards who are on the Forsworn's payroll. I agreed to go to jail, in order to have a chat with the leader. After a bit of mining and doing some favors for the pr

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 11: In Which I Become A Ghosthunter

alternative title: In Which I Get Murdered by Robots alternative alternative title: In Which I make Alex Humva Happy   So last time I said I'd search for the Sybil. Well, some things came up. Namely, I watched helplessly as someone got murdered in Markath's marketplace by a Follower. I was pretty confused, but still intent on searching for the Sybil. As I wandered around town exploring and selling stuff at shops, I began finding clues that something was awry. This culminated in some guy challeng

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 10: In Which I Become A Transformer

I checked my quest log, and saw I had one ready to turn in. I traveled back to Whiterun, completed the quest, and was told I have something else to do for the Companions. That something else involved a SECRET MEETING AT NIGHT. Long story short, I drank werewolf blood. Now I can go all BEAST MODE whenever I want. Not that I want to, third person combat is difficult. After attacking some random townsfolk, I passed out and awoke outside a Silver Hand encampment with Aela. We stormed the place, kill

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 9: In Which I Shout At Everything

Turns out I was right, it was indeed a woman who took the Horn. Come on, Bethesda, you can do better than that. I returned the Horn and learned the final word for Unrelenting Force, now I can FUS ROH DAH to my heart's content. And believe me, I do. A lot. It's so fun. So I set off with the woman in search of the Dragon source. Along the way I stopped by in some towers and killed Banits. nbd Then I stopped in a cave by a nice waterfall. Darkshade was the name. Sounds so foreboding for being next

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 8: In Which I Search For The Magic Conch

I fast-traveled to the nearest location I had discovered, which was the dungeon I went to with Werewolf man in Part 4. I set out through a snowy valley between two mountains and met my arch enemy, the Frost Troll. Bar Dragons and Hagravens, they are the toughest enemy I've encountered. I died on my first attempt to defeat it, killed it on the second. I continued onward and found Labyrinthian. It looked like there was something under the ground, but I didn't bother trying to figure out how to get

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 7: In Which I Am The Law

I found the Redgaurd women. She pulled a knife on me. Not many poeple pull a knife on me and live, but I remained calm, and let her talk. She told me that the Alik'r after her are assassins. I agreed to kill them. I returned to the cave from Part 4, the bandits had respawned. They were weaker than I remember; or rather, I'm stronger. I made it to the final room without any problems and spoke to the Alik'r leader. He told me she was wanted for treason. I didn't know who to believe, but I told him

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 6: In Which I Become A Ghostbuster

I returned to Ivarstead and decided to investigate the haunted house. After some fun with levers, I managed to open the gate and set out into the depths of the Barrow. I found myself in front of a door requiring another Claw, so I turned back and took another path. I entered the room with the so-called ghost and killed him. STAY DEAD THIS TIME, EVIL SPIRIT I returned to the Inn to tell Wilhelm of the "ghost's" death, and he gave me the claw I needed to open the puzzle door. So I trekked back and

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 5: In Which I Learn The Ways Of The Force

On my way to meet the Greybeards, I came across "Orphan's Rock." I expected to come across dozens of sad, homeless children. Instead I got witches. And a HAGRAVEN. After several unsuccesful attempts at even getting near it, I gave up, and continued on my way. Soon after, I saw a dragon flying in the sky. After quicksaving (better safe than sorry!) I began to shoot fireballs at it. They all missed and eventually it flew away. Maybe that's a good thing. After talking to some peeps in the town, I s

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 4: In Which I Become A Zombie Slayer

On my way back to Whiterun I found a cave full of bandits. Killed 'em all, easy-peasy. I returned to Whiterun and bought the firebolt spell (THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR) and set out with a Companion in search of a piece of sword. We arrived to find the area full of ZOMBIES. After fighting our way through, I get myself trapped in a room, and my pal is surrounded by Silver Hand. I expected him to get killed, and finding myself being blamed for it when I returned. Nope. Instead he goes all W

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 3: In Which I Get Brutally Murdered

I made it to Whiterun in one piece. Joined the companions. Then the Jarl's all like, "Yo man go dealio with the dragon, yeah?" and I'm all like "Ok." The dragon killed me. Multiple times. Who'da thunk dragons are so powerful? After killing the dragon I set out on a quest to help a Companion bro. On my way there I found some giants and mammoths. Attacked a mammoth. Got gutted. Then I found a cave. In it was a vampire. Died again. Then I came across a cat man with a funny accent. He told me shouts

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 2: In Which I Enjoy The Game

I decided to stick with my Imperial, I didn;t feel like starting over.   After learning how to forge stuff and delivering a letter, I set out to Bleack Falls Barrows. On the way, I encountered some bandits. They didn't stand much of a chance against my fire and sword. I arrived to find more bandits. Again a relatively simple battle. BUT THE ARCHERS. They are annoying. I could switch to a bow and take them on at a range, but I'd prefer some sort of ranged magic that goes farther than 5 feet. Is t

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 1: In Which I Give Up...?

as stated in my previous entry, here is a more in-depth entry about my first forray into Skyrim   OH YEAH RIDING IN A CART Time to make a character, ok, here we go. So I read through the differing aspectcs of the races. I'd like to do a sneaky archer playthrough, but I'm afraid doing so on my first playthrough would make me miss things. Like, I'd be too focused on sneaking I wouldn't explore to the fullest. I settle on an Imperial for combat and magic. OH YEAH GONNA GET DECAPITATED So I'm runnin

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Skyrim, And Other Video Games

I started Skyrim today. It's 4:30 AM, I'm tired and have a headache, so I'm gonna keep this short and make a complete entry later on today. long story short: SKYRIM SUCKS (or does it???)   Stay tuned for the next exciting entry in Haz's Skyrim Adventure!     in other news I beat LA Noire; LOVE it sometime soon I'll post a wrap up entry talking about my holiday season video game purchases and my thoughts on them (SPOILER ALERT: they're great) maybe even talk about my personal GOTYs, who knows???

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A New Year

Don't you just love when a new year rolls around, and it takes you days weeks to be able to write the correct year without having to think about it? It's like the year doesn't actually end until February.   Anyway, I feel like I should do something for the new year, like a change is in order... but what? I can't change my name (nor do I want to), I like my current avatar, same for my signature... I could always change my blog, but I rarely use it nowadays so that would be pointless, plus I don't

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Scream Fortress

ARGH VALVE Y U MAKE COSTUMES HALLOWEEN ONLY I WANT TO WEAR MY MEDIC BACKPACK ALL YEAR ROUND   also Viaduct is a terrible map   also I NEED THE NEW PYRO SKULL MASK OMG

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Hello And Goodbye

Hello BZP.   Goodbye Year of No HAZMAT. Having missed months of, well, months, I've decided to throw in the hat. Maybe I'll try again next year.

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Valve Thinks I Love Scout

Awhile ago I found a Baker Boy, later I crafted a Batter's Helmet (which I crafted into a Bonk Helmet), and today I found a Flipped Trilby. UGH VALVE how about you give me a hat I want hmmmm? also, does anyone else want it?

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Maximum Awesome

Crysis 2 Nano Edition arrived today. The statue is so cool. Hopefully I will have some pictures later.

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Year Of No Hazmat Resumes

b-b-bumpin for April (no I'm not doing anything special for the staff fad, I've wanted to use this theme for months and I will!)   What is the Year of No HAZMAT? For one year, I won't have any HAZMAT-related names.   When will it start? It already did.   How many names will you use? I'm hoping to do a new name every month, so 12, unless I can't think of anything thing, in which case there might be less.   What will your next name be? You'll have to wait and find out!   Why are you doing this? Fo

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