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bored and lonely

I would write more, but I can't be bothered and the title pretty much says anything I would have to say. So yeah.   I don't even know why I'm writing this, no one ever comments when I make these entries.   - Vorex

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Pokémon Black 2

Got Black 2 yesterday. I've started giving all my Pokémon human names. My current team: Tepig (now evolved): Bert Genesect: Genesect Azurill: Bob Doggy thing the name of which I've currently forgotten: Steve Zubat: Carrie   - Vorex

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Trick-Or-Treaters

They're usually tolerable, but a few minutes ago I had to hand out the last of the sweets to two girls. And they kept giggling. I tried to smile and ignore them, but the giggling was annoying.   - Vorex

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COT Epic

Had an idea for a COT epic, gonna add it to the long list of things to do I currently have.   - Vorex

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Bullying

I was recently sitting in a class, and the meaniebutt who sits behind me was, without really going into the details, bullying me. The guy sitting beside him tried to point out that he was doing wrong, but do you know what he said in response? There are so many things that are wrong with this statement that I could never write all of them down, but I'm going to tackle a few right now.   He was being serious. You read right -- this guy honestly thought that it wasn't considered 'bullying' unless i

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Twitter

@usethevorex follow me or whatever it is that you twitter people do   - Austin Powers

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I am the Walrus

I also have one of the least useful talents, ever. If I like a girl, she will turn out to have a boyfriend. Without a doubt. True story.   - Austin Powers

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A Main Difficulty with RPGs...

Is when you're faced with players who play less realistically than a Pokémon game, whose characters are more lifeless than some roadkill and whose grammar and spelling are worse than that of my 9-year-old brother. I'm not naming any specific people here, but, guys, everyone's had this problem at some point, right?   - Austin Powers

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It's Clear to Me, Now

It doesn't matter if you reveal a massive, heavily-anticipated plot point in a chapter of an epic, because if it's accompanied by the word 'space', everyone will be too busy making Portal references to care.- Austin Powers

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Touch-Screen Phones

That awkward moment when you're trying to scroll through your contacts and the touch-screen thinks you clicked the button to call your ex-girlfriend.   - Austin Powers

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Bad Day

Today and tomorrow I will be exceptionally irritable. Just letting y'all know.   - Austin Powers

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Braces

"Hey, this isn't so bad! I wonder why everyone says they're so painful..." 2 Hours Later: " :censored: :censored: "   - Austin Powers

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Jelly Babies

Jelly Babies should not have names. It makes me feel bad when I eat them.   - Austin Powers

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