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I AM NOT LEAVING

BECAUSE BZPOWER CAN CHANGE BACK.     YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS.     (and by YOU, I MEAN YOU. Not BZPower. YOU THE READER.)

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fishers64

 

[11 DAYS LEFT TO ENTER!]The Clipboard Blog Contest #1: Lego's True Potential

ENTRY DEADLINE: MAY 19, 2016   For shame, Lego. Seriously, you missed the opportunity for a good villain in Von Nebula, you forgot about what good comic art was when you hired Sayger, and darn it, that battle with Skull Basher was waaaay too short. Fortunately, you have your loyal fans to tell you all about it. And now they are going to fix it for you.   That's right, for this contest you are going to take a moment where Lego had so much potential and threw it out the door, and instead use that

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fishers64

 

TTTTL/TTTTO

I wrote this blog entry awhile ago and batted it around for some reason in debate over posting it. Mostly because I couldn't tell whether this quote is related to the actual entry or not:   I have concluded that it is only somewhat related, but hey. Free donuts. * * *   Also known as Truth Truth Truth Truth Lie or Truth Truth Truth Truth Opinion.   It's one of the most common fallacies out there. It's also the oldest trick in the book to deceive people. The problem I've noticed is that peopl

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fishers64

 

I'm getting out of here

Yes, you read the blog entry title right. I'm quitting BZPower.   Go and yell WHYYYYYYYY!!! at me and scream your heads off now. Let the panic wash over you like a big bucket of ice water.   Now let me reassure you, please, I shall not just cut and leave all of the loose ends to rot like a dead tree like some other people I happen to know. That is a terrible thing to do, and I shall not do it. Before I leave, I will do the following things:   1. The Categorical GregF Reference will be finished

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fishers64

 

Essential Hardware for Living on One's own Independent of Parental Units

Or because I was feeling like making a bombastically awesome blog entry for no reason.   1. Refrigerator - This is where you put lots of other vitally important things like Sprite, orange juice, cheese, sandwiches, other sources of protein, possible fruits and vegetables (optional), and takeout.   2. Car - This is how you get your obligatory Sprite, orange juice, cheese, sandwiches, other sources of protein, possible fruits and vegetables (optional) and takeout from the grocery store to your hou

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fishers64

 

A sneak preview into the life of an introvert

NOTE TO PARENTS: PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE IN MORE THAN 5 DISCUSSIONS IN 24 HOURS.   I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY SOCIAL ENERGY RESERVE IS, BUT YOU ARE DRAINING MORE THAN MY MIND CAN TAKE AND FUNCTION NORMALLY. PLEASE STOP.

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fishers64

 

A crazy weekend

On BZPower, this is isn't evident, but in real life, I am a liar. By all appearances, I am naturally good at it. Either that, or my parents and friends are all bad at noticing them. I am very good at hiding things, half-truths, and all forms of illusionry, easily keeping track of what people know about me with the greatest of ease...and what they don't.   It's even evident in how my eyes work. I struggle with holding eye contact with anyone for more than a few seconds, and my eyes are prone to d

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fishers64

 

More Strange Restaurant Adventures

So last weekend, the four denizens of the fishers clan went to a Chili's in town. We haven't gone to Chili's in at least four years, even though it used to be one of our favorite restaurants. Apparently we thought that there were no Chili's in our part of the world where we now live, even though it was completely false since we drove past a sign for a Chili's at least once a week on our way to church.   This is entirely dumb.   We finally get into the restaurant and take a seat, and all of us co

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fishers64

 

Extrential Tales, A BZPower Character Epic

STARRING: Zox Tomana, as himself | Toa Smoke Monster, as himself | Driesen, Captain Tronameg, and White One by Lucina | Letagi, as himself| Portalfig, as himself | Unit, as himself | Xyron by xccj | Pahrak #0579 | and Ghidora.   ALSO STARRING:   Sanskrit | Vakama | Mazeka | Botar's Replacement   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   I hope this one is shorter than Late to the Ep

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fishers64

 

Teddy Bear Factory

I found this one going through an old flash drive of mine. I still find this one funny...and insane. Too much HF on the brain.   --------------------------------------------------------   “Teddy Bear Hotline – please state the nature of your crisis.”   This is the Teddy Bear Factory, where the best Teddy Bears in the galaxy are built. Customized with the latest charm and technology, no matter where it takes them.   When 500 wretched villains strike, the galaxy’s most powerful force against evil

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fishers64

 

AS PROMISED

GO SIGN UP.   SAY HI TO VOLTEX FOR ME.   (Click the banner to go to the topic.)

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fishers64

 

INCOMING

2 DAYS.     9 DAYS.   QUALITY WILL NOT BE SACRIFICED FOR SPEED. THE FIRST CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED IN 9 DAYS.

fishers64

fishers64

 

Really, I can't have a REAL vacation...

So my semester of college is going to FINALLY FINALLY end on the 17th of December. I have two incomplete essays to finish and two tests to take before then.   Then I have to finish the Secret Santa thing in that time too, because my parents are going to drag me out of town on the 19th and back (late) on the 24th. I've now been informed that getting time to do ANYTHING on the 18th is going to be problematic, because my dad is going to be packing that day, and whenever dad wants to do something li

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fishers64

 

Who wants MoUP 3?

For reference: MoUP |MoUP 2 ; Related: Bionicle Speed Racers   If you don't care to read all of that, these are games that involve RNGs, Macguffins, and killing people. Apparently people like that enough to derail an otherwise perfectly good blog entry.   I have no idea how I will do a MoUP 3.   There is no way I will be able to run this before January 1st. It may suck because I may have to go in for a bunch of jury duty over my otherwise large interim break. I have at least two other projects t

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fishers64

 

Fun with faulty mask stands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZbSjt0Qfk   Everything in this set is top-heavy and falls over easily.   And before anyone notices, yes, I did move Kulta's torso down a bit from the directions' specification. I don't know why they wanted it up that high, but I don't. It just looks wrong.   But hey, the Mask of Creation is fantastic. Totally a valid reason to buy this set for $30.

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fishers64

 

Patriotic Thanksgiving

My family is somewhat terrible at celebrating holidays.   Not fully terrible. Just somewhat. For the most part, we just treat them like ordinary days.   Except we still eat birthday cake. And on Thanksgiving, we eat turkey. It's almost as if a guy who liked turkey for some reason thought it was a good idea for everyone to eat it once a year in some sort of nationally synchronized meal plan.   Not that we actually fully followed the meal plan. We didn't have any stuffing. Which is okay, because

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fishers64

 

Today's haul

Finally got Mask Maker vs. Skull Grinder. I have no idea when I'm actually going to be able to build it (or read the book), but I'm pretty sure I'll have time over the winter break.   I now need to preorder the next Bionicle book...

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