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Need Help Writing An Rpg? Say Hello To The Rpg Masters' Guild!

RPG Masters' Guild   What is this?   This is a group of Role Players who have experience and knowledge behind how these games work. Currently there are three members to this group; Robo, Crimson Jester, and Spink. The two on the ends (Robo and Spink) Have been known to help out with a few RPGs and get questions related to RPG Help to them, and for Crimson Jester (CJ), he has knowledge in many of the aspects and has experience from running several of his own, as well as writing up several.   W

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Oddities...

So here's the situation: Hak and I, like every night lately, were playing Seven Hand Poker via MSN. We had each won two matches, and were playing a fifth and final round to break our tie. Game plays through as it usually does, Hak gets a chip, I get a chip, so on, and so forth. But our tiebreaker ended in a tie! We both had four chips! So yeah. Seeing how ironic that was, I decided to share my epic tale with all of you.   *goes back to Poker*   And yes, however strange it may sound, my name i

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Role-playing: The Sad Truth

Hello readers.   Today, I bring forth to you, a special guest, and friend, to speak on the state of role-playing on BZPower today. Without further ado, Nihi:     Until next time, BZPower   CJ.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Boot Camp

Ugh. I just got up and I already have work to do. Seeing how I'm gone to boot camp for three weeks as of Saturday, I've got all this packing to do, I have to iron my uniform and polish my boots, have to let all you folks know I'm going to be gone, find people to watch my RPG Characters, and *gulps*, I have to clean my room. Oh did I mention I was going to be gone for three weeks? I guess I'll give you guys the low-down on my Boot Camp:   (Not sure about the rest of you) But here in Canada, we

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese is one of those few things in life you can always be sure of; one of those simple, yet amazingly comforting nuances in life. All it is is two butter-slathered pieces of bread, inseminating their toasty deliciousness into the tender, melting slice of cheese pressed into the soft inner sides of the bread. Add a little dab of the vibrant flavoring provided by ketchup, and you have literally one of the only things brilliant enough to be served in heaven.   If that there didn't make y

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Opinions: Put A Sock In It!

Time for a short little rant, maggots!   Opinions. Like the humans behind them, opinions are scattered and diverse. They are part of what I like to call our individuality complex; what makes you, you. Like fingerprints, there are no two sets of opinions that exactly match. This can range from your favorite sports team, whether you enjoy a certain type of food, or even your favorite music/bands. People also carry negative opinions, usually biased in one way or another by hearsay, or a bad experi

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Holy Freakin' ######!

Saw a preview for this whilst at Gran Torino (best movie ever, BTW), and this, by far, looks like the best Terminator. I mean, come on, just look at the poster!

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Mass Effect Project

As of late, I've been working on a rather massive new CoT RPG project, based around the console RPG 'Mass Effect'. Being a rather expansive game, with many paths to choose, and many things to discover. Thus, I'm asking you, the BZPower community, to aid me in making this project one for the books. Comment, or PM me, for details.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

I Refuse To Divulge The Topic Of This Entry In A Title! D8<

Hello again, Vault Dwellers.   Have you ever had an absurd idea for a day you could not possibly imagine happening? And, furthering that, have you ever had one of those days actually take place? In five days, I can successfully say I have.   See, my former plight is this: one of my favorite bands, Disturbed, although having toured regularly since the release of 2000's The Sickness, they haven't done a full-fledged Canadian tour, or even dipped into the western provinces, since 2001.   Despit

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

First Approval!

Good evening, Vault residents,   Tonight's message is a great milestone, straight from the desk of myself, the Overseer.   Thanks to my good friend, who you all know as The Captain, The Vault has received it's first approval:     From the one staff member (me), I'd like to extend thanks to him!   Until next time BZP,   CJ.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Retirement

BZP role-players, Judges, RPG staff, and whomever may come across it,   I'm here to make one point, and one point only: as of today, I'm retiring from RPG creating. I've been doing this on BZP for going on 5 years now; by far the longest run of any RPG creator I can think of. I've had my share of crushing defeats, and glorious wins in my days doing this, and it was all worth it. The three RPG Contest victories, and dozens upon dozens of CoT RPGs I've made in my days; I don't regret a single one

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

The Sequel

Hello, not-so-faithful readers.   Today's major subject, as noted in this entry's title, is sequels. Sequels, in the simplest form, are the follow-up, profit-raking, deformed brother of an original. But, what the dictionary fails to mention, is how terrible they usually are. *glares at Batman* Now, why I'm discussing sequels is probably beyond you at this point. And that usually isn't good, thus, I guess I'll divulge what I'm rambling about.   For starters, for you word-filter annihilated peop

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Vault Short Story Contest I: Remember

Hello, fellow BZPers.   You may have noticed that I've decided to go ahead with a Short Story Contest. So, here's the lowdown:   You have until February 4th to create for me a Short Story. Length, I don't care. I care about quality.   Now, with any SS Contest, there will be a theme. This contest's theme will be the lyrics to Disturbed's song Remember. You may choose to incorporate the lyrics, or simply build a story based upon said lyrics (granted, you include an explanation of how the story

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

A Novel Addition!

Hello again, Vault citizens!   Tonight, I bring you a brief, but rather important announcement:   I'd like to announce the addition of a new, unique, and rather interactive feature to our wondrous Vault: the Guest Column. Here's how it goes down: once a week, I'll extend an invitation to Vault Dwellers to PM me their rantings, thoughts, theories, etc. You will have six days to have your column to me, and a week from the date, your column could appear in the 'Guest Column' box, where it will re

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Reboot!

Well, it seems that the generosity of the BZP populace has yet again caught me off guard.   For those who haven't taken notice yet, I am a week away from the beginning of my sixth, I repeat, sixth year at BZP. I'm sure it's something many people have hit, and will continue to hit, but, from my perspective, it seems like quite the milestone. In these six years, many things have happened. Bad times, like Hurricane Katrina, the canceling of Duke Nukem Forever (Fornow) and the recent Haiti earthqu

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

5 Years

January 27th, 2004. Five years ago today. A bored-out-of-his-mind, Bionicle-loving youth, with a handy computer, got bored and searched for Bionicle sites. Near the end of his fruitless searching, one site in particular caught his interest: BZPower.com. Something drew him in, and that day, he signed up, under the name 'Troopertoran'.   Time went by, and Troopertoran, now known as Inferno Nuva: Toa of Rage became a regular forum-wanderer, haunting the Comedies forum, and Completely Off Topic.  

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

From The Dead!

Hello, BZP.   I'm sure most of you reading this know who I am by now, and have a vague idea of how my mind works. If not, please, allow me a moment to indulge:   I HAVE A FREAKIN' PROFILE FOR A REASON!   Now, with all indulgences aside, I'd like to first, yet again, thank EW for giving me this wonderful opportunity. BZP wouldn't be the same without you.   To all of you out there: yes, this is rather short for a blog entry, and yes, my blog is rather plain at the moment. But, don't you fret,

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Required: Roleplayers For (read On To Find Out)

Hello, BZPers.   Lately, I've had this insatiable craving. Could be from too much Call of Duty: World at War, or the massive collection of war books beside me, but either way, I need committed, quality quality RPers.   For what, you probably won't ask, seeing as the answer is bloody obvious. But, for those of you who can't guess, I've got a war RPG coming soon, and I need some good, solid RPers for it. Let me know if you feel like helping out/participating.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Battle Studies

Life is a constant battle. I flourish on the battlefield. At heart, we are all soldiers in our own game.   That being said, I'm really bored with the way this war is going. Same repeated attacks and defenses, time and time again. Life needs variation. Suggestions?

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Calvin And Hobbes Daily I

Calvin and Hobbes. The epitome of brilliant comics. I have literally read each and every one cover-to-cover, probably hundreds of times. Bill Watterson`s genius, yet simplistic humor always brought a jolly laugh to my day, and it still does. So, I have decided to, once a week, share with you some of my favorite strips. Please comment.   © Universal Press Syndicate

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Huh? Wha!? He Lives!

Disturbed concert tonight -- expect a recap tomorrah.   For those affected by my absence, let this sweet picture distract you until I return: Until next time BZP,   CJ.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Vrey Sgtrane!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 % plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

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