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Sometimes When I Don't Sleep

I hear voices in my head.     Sometimes I talk to them     Sometimes they talk back and we have conversations that I think I learn more from them then any conversation I've ever had with a real person.

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Jonestown Bartender

 

If You...

If you were offered the ability to bend anyone law of reality once a day but it drains your life force every time you used it would you accept?     Their are however some rules.   1. You can not use your powers to stop your powers from stealing your life, if you try this you'll create a paradox and die instantly. 2. What ever changes you make are permanent unless you change them back. 3. Life force drain is proportional to the change. 4. You can only make one change every 24 hours. 5. If

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

 

Holy _____

I was thinking of opening a new tab and firefox suddenly does without me doing anything.     It's learning to read brainwaves.

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Jonestown Bartender

 

Well This Sucks

I just realized I spend at least 3 hours a day imagining myself as an awesome person, full of friends, and causing a lot of positive impact on people.     Then I remember that any unasked niceties become an expected chore and after that I remember people are nasty little monsters.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

 

Are There Any Philosophers Who Aren't Total ____?

I'm not claiming to know anything about philosophical literature but I personally believe every philosopher ever was either a pretentious lunatic or a troll who just wanted people to quote what he said and make it harder to find the people to stupid form their own opinions.  

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Jonestown Bartender

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